Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Sorry to disappoint Sassy, but I can’t wear a low rise jean either. They fall right the fuck off! Truth be told, I’m a mid-rise girl myself.

I’ll let my thong hang outta my shorts. (*mid rise* btw - don’t tell Pmann!) But only when I’m at home, minus the kids, and accompanied by my appreciative audience of one horny Viking.

Who, anecdotally, slipped a few bills down there earlier today. Not a bad way to make a few extra bucks ;)
Whit woo Trekka ❤️
 

Those look terrible. She is beautiful. But, those pants are so bad. She has a moose knuckle. Why do you like such awful things, AGG? These are reminiscent of those abominations you purchased some years back. I still haven’t forgotten those. #Nightmares

I actually don’t like the ultra low rise jeans. I find it to be unflattering. Most of the time it looks like a can of biscuits that just burst.

I like normal jeans, actually. High waisted are the worst. The ultra low rise are gross. I actually don’t like seeing a girl’s thong. I mean, okay, nice to know. But I like my girls with some class, you see. Now, skinny jeans on girls are quite lovely.
 
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Couldn't you find a more washed out colour? :rolleyes:

How dare you!? It’s not washed out, it’s hard to photograph!

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0731/0945/files/seersucker_grande.jpg?v=1559150158

The most beautiful 4 inches you’ll ever see.
 
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^^^ I assume you're joking about that suit.


My favorite kind of sexy jeans...
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The only acceptable way to wear low rise jeans at my age/in my opinion....
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Rompers can be sexy...
https://64.media.tumblr.com/41e94c984e52209618d269b051f7dd28/tumblr_otjqhiD4LH1wuqnryo1_540.jpg
 
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I’m pulling the plug on the fashion chat thread. Definitely not a Litiquette approved theme. Remember when the topics were thought provoking and few people wanted to engage in those conversations. Well, it’s time to get back there.

That being said, at what point do you give voice to your convictions? It’s so easy for us to complain, comment, talk to friends but at some point aren’t we compelled to act? At what point are you compelled to act?
 
With all due respect, I feel compelled to assure you that a thorough discussion of mullets and high waisted jeans is indeed *very* thought provoking. Sir.

:p

Plus I had a super deep question in mind for today. So. Yanno. Blame SMNaughty for the foray into frivolity. Gosh she’s such a flighty thing. ;)

I feel compelled to give voice to, to act upon my convictions, when someone else’s behavior is creeping inside my own (or my kiddo’s) personal Hula Hoop of Life. Other than that, live and let live.
 
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I’m pulling the plug on the fashion chat thread. Definitely not a Litiquette approved theme. Remember when the topics were thought provoking and few people wanted to engage in those conversations. Well, it’s time to get back there.

That being said, at what point do you give voice to your convictions? It’s so easy for us to complain, comment, talk to friends but at some point aren’t we compelled to act? At what point are you compelled to act?

Earlier this year, Ahmaud Arbery, Breonna Taylor (today is a great day to arrest those freaking cops), and George Floyd. I dedicated my blog to discussing race related issues every week for maybe 10 weeks straight. I was honest and unfiltered. Some people hated what I had to say. Others loved it. But it was my way of standing behind my convictions and speaking out. I was compelled to act because I was physically sick thinking about all of this. That I’ve been stopped for no reason before. That my sons could be stopped for no reason. And that at some point, a routine traffic stop could quickly become not so routine. I’m done being quiet about it. I’m not anticop. I have loved ones who serve. I AM anti abuse of power and how it seems to affect people of color. So yeah...I’m compelled to act.
 
With all due respect, I feel compelled to assure you that a thorough discussion of mullets and high waisted jeans is indeed *very* thought provoking. Sir.

:p

Plus I had a super deep question in mind for today. So. Yanno. Blame SMNaughty for the foray into frivolity. Gosh she’s such a flighty thing. ;)

I feel compelled to give voice to, to act upon my convictions, when someone else’s behavior is creeping inside my own (or my kiddo’s) personal Hula Hoop of Life. Other than that, live and let live.

You know my chillax way are pretty groovy, don’t be jelly. 😘

STOP...STOP...STOP

I’m pulling the plug on the fashion chat thread. Definitely not a Litiquette approved theme. Remember when the topics were thought provoking and few people wanted to engage in those conversations. Well, it’s time to get back there.

That being said, at what point do you give voice to your convictions? It’s so easy for us to complain, comment, talk to friends but at some point aren’t we compelled to act? At what point are you compelled to act?

Did I hit a nerve or something? Making fun of a mullet you had back in the day. Oh I’m sure it was sexy as ever!

I’ll speak up when it alters my mood enough to make me stop smiling or drop a few wtf f bombs.
I might appear as quiet and sweet, but I’m not afraid to call something out if it’s just not right in my book of morals and ethics.
But with all that said, if it doesn’t pertain to people I’m near and dear to in my RL, I rock the - not my monkeys, not my circus thinking.
 
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I’m pulling the plug on the fashion chat thread. Definitely not a Litiquette approved theme. Remember when the topics were thought provoking and few people wanted to engage in those conversations. Well, it’s time to get back there.

That being said, at what point do you give voice to your convictions? It’s so easy for us to complain, comment, talk to friends but at some point aren’t we compelled to act? At what point are you compelled to act?


Empathy matters.

If you see a wrong - letting it continue, even if you are uncomfortable speaking up, just perpetuates the wrong and guarantees it will happen again in some form.

I'm a cis-white dude approaching middle age. I have never had to worry about 99% of social justice issues. But damn it, that doesn't mean I have to shut up when a social justice issue occurs. And I won't.
 
That being said, at what point do you give voice to your convictions? It’s so easy for us to complain, comment, talk to friends but at some point aren’t we compelled to act? At what point are you compelled to act?

I'm as privileged as they come, and by that I mean a white male, so I'm likely not compelled to act soon enough. I think not too long ago we had some good dialogue in this part of the world on racial injustice and as uncomfortable as they may have seemed, I don't think it was uncomfortable or long lasting enough.

I'm far too inclined to be on the "it's not really effecting me" train and I don't think that's super cool anymore. I mean, in some cases that aren't super serious, sure. Like I'm not gonna get all soap boxy about our politics here or I'm probably not going to engage in the kids back to school talk because I don't have a horse in that race so it doesn't make sense that I would provide an opinion that's uneducated. But I do think that we, again white males, need to be far better and far quicker to stand up for things we're not used to. Someone told me a "joke" the other day, "the pandemic's been tougher in men, they are losing a dollar for every 80 cents a woman loses." I didn't laugh and was questioned why. It's not funny, that's why, it shows a very systemic problem that we're too quick to say isn't ours and/or we don't know how to fix, let's not perpetuate it as humorous anymore, could we? But, like, that's not doing anything about it.

I think we need to be better at that stuff and I'm definitely not.
 
Sorry about yesterday. Dammit, SMN, how dare you ask a question where people would talk and enjoy each other?

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To answer the question today... I guess I should've acted yesterday when I saw people having fun. I knew it was wrong and not in the spirit of this thread. But I got wrapped up in it and I'm sorry.

Hold up! Turn down the music. Everyone stay calm.
Rereads.
Gathers my thoughts.
Yuppers.
I’m pretty sure you kinda just white knighted me up there.
Yeah, I’m thinking so.
😉
 
Hold up! Turn down the music. Everyone stay calm.
Rereads.
Gathers my thoughts.
Yuppers.
I’m pretty sure you kinda just white knighted me up there.
Yeah, I’m thinking so.
😉

You’re the second person to say that! But, when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras.

Isn’t it more likely I was giving Papa C shit than white knighting?
 
Nope.
It was Grade A+ Absolutely Adorable White Knighting.
*swoons*
Kinda White Knighted me by proxy too.

Except, I don’t think you expect sexual favors in return. (Or do you? Hmm)
So, maybe it was just Regular Knighting.
Either way, you look quite fetching up there on that horse. ;)
 
You’re the second person to say that! But, when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras.

Isn’t it more likely I was giving Papa C shit than white knighting?

Maybe. But you undoubtedly and probably unintentionally let some white knight shit slip.
It’s okay li’l fella.
*Pats you on the head.*

And when I hear the sound of hooves click-clacking I think of goats.
Yup I sure do.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSZ33C9rz0CVEMr4h_kDjzyVsZFLYkOYK5Vew&usqp=CAU
 
Nope.
It was Grade A+ Absolutely Adorable White Knighting.
*swoons*
Kinda White Knighted me by proxy too.

Except, I don’t think you expect sexual favors in return. (Or do you? Hmm)
So, maybe it was just Regular Knighting.
Either way, you look quite fetching up there on that horse. ;)

Your desire to be white knighted by me is adorable. You’re assuming that my non-existent white knighting extended beyond the original person I didn’t white knight onto you.

Had I actually white knighted, there would have been no sexual favours needed. I’m just that nice of a guy. However, no white knighting. Stop thinking I’m trying to curry favour.

Maybe. But you undoubtedly and probably unintentionally let some white knight shit slip.
It’s okay li’l fella.
*Pats you on the head.*

And when I hear the sound of hooves click-clacking I think of goats.
Yup I sure do.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSZ33C9rz0CVEMr4h_kDjzyVsZFLYkOYK5Vew&usqp=CAU

Again, I was simply mocking the fun PO-PO. He gets his lace knickers in a bunch when people have a good time. He must come in swing his lil’ baton to make us all get back into order. Your question was great and it spurred great conversation. It also did a great job of revealing those among us who have no sense of fashion. Sort of like the McCarthy trials, but more important.

I assure you my intent was only to make fun of Old Man Chained and his shaken cane. You are quite capable of fighting for yourself. I suspect you have whips and chains to use as weapons.

That’s a cute goat.
 
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Now, now....I’m pretty sure the crowd in here like the rough stuff. Being a little manhandled is right up everyone’s alley.

Speaking of rough, for those of you into that sort of play, when did you first realize you liked it rough? I’m sure most everyone’s first go was an awkward fumbling around not knowing what’s what. But at some point you found your likes and dislikes. Was it a case of just having someone being rough with you and a light bulb went off? Or was it more of an acquired tastes, layering more and more on?
 
Your desire to be white knighted by me is adorable. You’re assuming that my non-existent white knighting extended b tons the original person I didn’t white knight onto you.

Had I wanna huge knighted, there would have been no sexual favours needed. I’m just that nice of a guy. However, no white knighting. Stop thinking I’m trying to curry favour.



Again, I was simply mocking the fun PO-PO. He gets his lace knickers in a bunch when people have a good time. He must come in swing his lil’ baton to make us all get back into order. Your question was great and it spurred great conversation. It also did a great job of revealing those among us who have no sense of fashion. Sort of like the McCarthy trials, but more important.

I assure you my intent was only to make fun of Old Man Chained and his shaken cane. You are quite capable of fighting for yourself. I suspect you have whips and chains to use as weapons.

That’s a cute goat.

First of all. Typos.
Giggling.
Second of all.
Indeed, I am such a slut for all kinds of knighting that I’ll take a knighting-by-proxy, real or imagined.
What’s wrong with the practice anyway? Damsels n knights... sounds pretty romantical to me. I’m not that tough all the time and fuck if I don’t mind a solid rescue attempt now and again. It’s endearing, it’s cute, it’s attractive. I can’t be alone here.
And you totally Knighted us both.
I cannot be convinced otherwise.
:)

I’ll get to the OP’s question in a bit...
 
Now, now....I’m pretty sure the crowd in here like the rough stuff. Being a little manhandled is right up everyone’s alley.

Speaking of rough, for those of you into that sort of play, when did you first realize you liked it rough? I’m sure most everyone’s first go was an awkward fumbling around not knowing what’s what. But at some point you found your likes and dislikes. Was it a case of just having someone being rough with you and a light bulb went off? Or was it more of an acquired tastes, layering more and more on?

Hmmm. I had no idea what the rough stuff was until I dated an older woman while I was in college. As a listened to what she wanted, and observed what she watched and read, I quickly picked up on her predilections for the fun stuff. I’d had no real experience, but was a quick study, and she was patient in explaining to me why she liked, what she liked, as well as coaching me during “practice sessions”. It seemed to fit as a swerve to my gentlemanly, polite exterior. And it has served me well ever since.
 
Attached but Kinky Female Seeks e-Soft-Core-Roughness + Romance via the Written Word. Possibly Pics n Audios, Chemistry Dependent. Interested Parties Please Blow Up My Inbox.

Thanks for the opportunity, Chained. 😆

So. It’s been an evolution. Have watched read and listened to rough stuff since I was barely legal. Have had BFs and One Night Stands that tossed me about and *that* lit my fire. But as I get older I find I like variety. Here, on Lit, softness trumps rough. I get enough rough at home. I’m good. Send me the PM version of a late 80s power ballad and I’m all swoons.

Like, light a candle before you spank me. And not too hard, either.

Whisper sweet nothings in my ear as you tie me up. Gently, motherfucker.

Hold me close and reassure me that’s it’s all gonna be okay. After you call me a slut. Affectionately.

Cum all over me but solicitously wipe it off, please?

:)

I think I’m the only Litster that has a RL fulla rough and comes here for velvety rose petal mush. 😂
 
First of all. Typos.
Giggling.
Second of all.
Indeed, I am such a slut for all kinds of knighting that I’ll take a knighting-by-proxy, real or imagined.
What’s wrong with the practice anyway? Damsels n knights... sounds pretty romantical to me. I’m not that tough all the time and fuck if I don’t mind a solid rescue attempt now and again. It’s endearing, it’s cute, it’s attractive. I can’t be alone here.
And you totally Knighted us both.
I cannot be convinced otherwise.
:)

I’ll get to the OP’s question in a bit...

Oi. Bad typos indeed. I fixed them. I wrote this in a damned rush, I tell ya!

No. I did not white knight. Go find your own Sir Lancelot.

Yes. I am endearing, cute and attractive.
 
Not being into kissing anyone until he pushed me against the wall and pressed into me may have had something to do with it at the tender age of (insert your state’s age of consent right here!)
My first BF was probably a bit of a sadist and a Dom, but we didn’t know what that really was at the time.
We just knew we liked it rough. We knew we loved him inflicting some pain. Telling me when he wanted me and not expecting me to ever say no. He was also the kindest, most non judgey guy ever. It was enlightening.
He ruined me for other men for a long time.

“We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious." :D
 
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