Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
*keeps a book of who says yes to the mullet/mustache question... for a friend, of course*

I don't know if there is a specific style or trend I really don't want to come back, at least not off the top of my head. I never really understood the puffy vest thing, that doesn't need to come back for me, I guess, but if it did I would just not understand it, I wouldn't be super upset about it.

Maybe the fluorescent colours of the 90s. I never looked good in neon yellow windbreakers.
 
Hey you still might get lucky. Maybe someone else will be like thats my dream outfit to come back in style. ;)

I would like to meet that person... but not for fantasizing reasons. I don't think we need the whole tight rolled jeans and those t-shirts that change colour when you touch them coming back either.
 
Fashion trends repeat about every 20ish years. The shape might be slightly different, and the material might be of some other nature, but the overall fashion style does repeat.

So ladies, who’s ready for the smoking hot 80s man with a mustaches and mullets to come strolling through?! 😂
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/13/c7/7613c7c75b2670df0dd748599bcafcd2.jpg

So today’s question:
What’s a trend, style, look or fabric you pray never-ever-EVER shows back up again?

btw, I kinda wanna run my fingers through that permed mullet.

FUCK NO!!


Only Fashion I've ever really hated was the pants down to the knees, ass hanging out.
* I never really got Parachute pants either.
* Men in Skinny Jeans!! Yuck. It does not make your dick look better/bigger. No matter what you think.
 
This is currently back, but high waisted jeans. They’re awful. Ladies, if you wear them, stop. You look terrible in them. They are the most unflattering thing you can imagine. So just don’t.

Also, rompers... not saying every one is awful, but most are. Best to steer clear and avoid it.

One fashion trend that should come back... those tennis skirts from the early 2000s. Here’s a nice Burberry one.

https://i.insider.com/5d9506e0e94e861af15a3e24?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp
 
The mullet is back. Has been. It’s called the flow. Kids who play lax and hockey tend to sport it.

I’ll take the chest hair trend. I hate waxed muscle men.
No way on big hair. NO. WAY.

OMG. My mate was a huge part of this movement 😬🤦*♀️

I didn't realise it was so prolific.
 
This is currently back, but high waisted jeans. They’re awful. Ladies, if you wear them, stop. You look terrible in them. They are the most unflattering thing you can imagine. So just don’t.

Also, rompers... not saying every one is awful, but most are. Best to steer clear and avoid it.

One fashion trend that should come back... those tennis skirts from the early 2000s. Here’s a nice Burberry one.

https://i.insider.com/5d9506e0e94e861af15a3e24?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp


I have a closet full of rompers annnnnd high waisted jeans.
Low wasted pants make me feel like a busted can of biscuits when I sit.

Trend I hate...spandex....anything.
 
This is currently back, but high waisted jeans. They’re awful. Ladies, if you wear them, stop. You look terrible in them. They are the most unflattering thing you can imagine. So just don’t.

Also, rompers... not saying every one is awful, but most are. Best to steer clear and avoid it.

One fashion trend that should come back... those tennis skirts from the early 2000s. Here’s a nice Burberry one.

https://i.insider.com/5d9506e0e94e861af15a3e24?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp

2000 fashion is coming back in Vogue. The bandana tops, sparkly knit fabric, chunky shoes. It's like someone pulled out album covers from The Spice Girls, S Club 7, Aqua and all those other insufferable "bands" I used to love.
 
I have a closet full of rompers annnnnd high waisted jeans.
Low wasted pants make me feel like a busted can of biscuits when I sit.

Trend I hate...spandex....anything.

NOOOOOO. Et tu, Ruby? Not you! Why?!? Mom jeans are bad, bad, bad.

2000 fashion is coming back in Vogue. The bandana tops, sparkly knit fabric, chunky shoes. It's like someone pulled out album covers from The Spice Girls, S Club 7, Aqua and all those other insufferable "bands" I used to love.

Aqua? You’re not young enough to have liked that shitty music. There’s no excuse.
 
NOOOOOO. Et tu, Ruby? Not you! Why?!? Mom jeans are bad, bad, bad.



Aqua? You’re not young enough to have liked that shitty music. There’s no excuse.

Aqua was huge when I was in elementary school. What you talking about, Willis?

I also wear loose fitting rompers because, guess what? I don't give a shit if anyone else finds me attractive in them. They're comfortable and I'm fucking sick and tired of society expecting me to exist for their viewing pleasure.
 
Good morning, Lit :kiss:

I’ve actually got the day off and the house to myself! I had a long exhausting week, and you know what? I might just do as close to nothing as possible. Which isn’t easy for me. I’ve got issues.
#workaholic ;)

How good are you at doing nothing? What does “nothing” look like for you?

I am very good at it and I enjoy it. In fact, I need it. For me, it is a way of recharging my batteries. It's a break from the buzz of everyday life, which can make us forget what it feels like to be at peace and enjoy the simple things.

Just sitting at a bar alone, on a beautiful sunny day, enjoying a coffee, a beer etc., and watching the passersby.
Going to the park and lying on the grass looking at the sky, contemplating, gazing at trees, daydreaming.
Sitting on your veranda/balcony with a glass of wine and watching the sunset.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQbM6YYEOoKtGD4nbKcu_lnxKEcN18HG03GLg&usqp=CAU

"Nothingness" is that pleasant experience of enjoying time going by, letting your thoughts taking over.
We call it "Dolce Far Niente" (literally “sweet doing nothing, sweet idleness”).

There are also numerous paintings of this theme.
https://byronsmuse.wordpress.com/2017/04/10/ode-to-indolence-dolce-far-niente-sweet-doing-nothing/
 
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^Orchidea, I could learn a thing or two from you 😘

Pmann, if ya got the body for ‘em, high waisted pants look fly as fuck. Behold Siobhan from Succession, showcasing one of the best asses to ever grace the HBO line up:

https://cdn.cliqueinc.com/posts/283110/shiv-roy-succession-283110-1571101950593-main.700x0c.jpg

^that, sir, is a high waisted pant victory. Were that actress to sport low slung jeans instead, she’d have looked like all my naughty private school cousins in DC.

But she looks like a fuckin boss. With heavenly junque in the trunque.
 
^Orchidea, I could learn a thing or two from you 😘

Pmann, if ya got the body for ‘em, high waisted pants look fly as fuck. Behold Siobhan from Succession, showcasing one of the best asses to ever grace the HBO line up:

https://cdn.cliqueinc.com/posts/283110/shiv-roy-succession-283110-1571101950593-main.700x0c.jpg

^that, sir, is a high waisted pant victory. Were that actress to sport low slung jeans instead, she’d have looked like all my naughty private school cousins in DC.

But she looks like a fuckin boss. With heavenly junque in the trunque.

Dear lord, that is a fine ass.
 
And culottes.
If you wanna talk bad bottoms that should never come back, aim yer weapons at culotte shorts.
*shudders*
 
^Orchidea, I could learn a thing or two from you 😘

Pmann, if ya got the body for ‘em, high waisted pants look fly as fuck. Behold Siobhan from Succession, showcasing one of the best asses to ever grace the HBO line up:

https://cdn.cliqueinc.com/posts/283110/shiv-roy-succession-283110-1571101950593-main.700x0c.jpg

^that, sir, is a high waisted pant victory. Were that actress to sport low slung jeans instead, she’d have looked like all my naughty private school cousins in DC.

But she looks like a fuckin boss. With heavenly junque in the trunque.

Dress pants are a bit different. I’m talking jeans. She does have a great ass, for sure. But I would argue she would look better in lower waisted pants.
 
Dress pants are a bit different. I’m talking jeans. She does have a great ass, for sure. But I would argue she would look better in lower waisted pants.

High waisted jeans can have the same shape, when made well.
Where the fuck is Suz.

And.

She wouldn’t look better.
She’d look sluttier.

¡No sea cochino!
 
Dress pants are a bit different. I’m talking jeans. She does have a great ass, for sure. But I would argue she would look better in lower waisted pants.

I agree with you with regards to jeans. But dress pants are great because they enhance the waist and they make the legs look longer also. ;)

Plus, they can "hide" the tummy, if you have it a bit bigger, and what we call "maniglie dell'amore" (love handles) which I don't know how you say it in English. Plus, low waist pants/jeans are not for everyone. It looks great on some but terrible on others. Just because something is beautiful doesn't necessarily mean that it would look great on anyone. There are things I love but I don't wear, for example, because they just don't suit me. Shrugs!
 
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High waisted jeans can have the same shape, when made well.
Where the fuck is Suz.

And.

She wouldn’t look better.
She’d look sluttier.

¡No sea cochino!

No. Mom jeans are not the same as high waisted pants.

There’s this:

https://s7d4.scene7.com/is/image/BrooksBrothers/WJ00142_BLUE_4?$bbproductimages$

Which leads to this:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/blogs.comedycentral.com-production/wp-content/uploads/sites/58/2014/05/1206-spooky.jpg

And then there’s this:

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QghF1nTUBhw/VPnBcZMkabI/AAAAAAAAAC0/w4gnE8bTtYQ/s1600/snl-mom-jeans-skit-photo.jpg

Which leads to an inverted penis:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/dqOHDfPvfmj2dPcevJJU77zCJNbCleJSBhlphtnL-SjhxD35PU0wzbPbxFr0HqhYuIS7NNu4MAJwe85pL2eEoghdLJ5XhbnuinewmT5EoISMIAYjkiSo74fxwn47q1MDZe9OdoYcjiHmf5fXlvSoi1Kbe2-Yjam206w
 
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I agree with you with regards to jeans. But dress pants are great because they enhance the waist and they make the legs look longer also. ;)

Plus, they can "hide" the tummy, if you have it a big bigger, and what we call "maniglie dell'amore" (love handles) which I don't know how you say it in English. Plus, low waist pants/jeans are not for everyone. It looks great on some but terrible on others. Just because something is beautiful doesn't necessarily mean that it would look great on anyone. There are things I love but I don't wear, for example, because they just don't suit me. Shrugs!

Pmann clearly wants us all of womankind in Brazilian jeans with our thongs hangin‘ out like a buncha hussies.
 
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