Litiquette VII

[Trekka]

Definitely a muuuch better night!! I will never go to another stripper night ha!!
Drag is far better fun too

And burlesque!

 

[Daisy_Love]

And burlesque!

I’ve never seen Burlesque but I’d definitely love that

Anything is better than giant oompa loompa’s on steroids!!

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Burlesque is a lot of fun too!

 

[Orchidea73]

And burlesque!

YES! I love burlesque!

 

[tnman03]

And burlesque!

Burlesque is a genuine blend of humor, eroticism, dance, and beauty.

 

[catherinewheel77]

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After perusing the replies, I couldn’t help but think of “Officer Nasty”.

 

[SassySheDevil]

We had a blast at that drag show too!

Yes. We really did. I took so many pictures.

 

[Suz_anne]

So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!

One of my favorite things about strip clubs is picking up new moves

I have been to a female strip club twice - once with a group of friends (men & women) and once with my husband. It was alright and I'd go again if there was a compelling reason, but it isn't a real burning desire for me. I enjoyed watching my hubs to see who he focused in on. That was interesting because the girl he liked the most was not who I would've guessed. There was another time when he was in Vegas for work and was at a strip club - per my request, he called me while he was getting a lap dance and I talked to the stripper while she was grinding on him. That was fun.

The only time I have seen a male stripper was at a bachelorette party and it was not great. I don't like total strangers trying to rub their penis on me. And then I'm supposed to pay him?

As an aside, I know a guy who was a Chippendale dancer in the 90's. He toured with them and was even in the Chippendale's calendar. We met him and his wife through other friends and I had no idea this was part of his background. His wife was hammered one night and told us about it. He doesn't like to talk about it much because it sounds like such a douchey job. But one night I got him to open up about his experiences and it was fascinating! They didn't get naked in the shows, but they'd strip down to g-strings and do dance routines. I assumed most of them were gay but he said no one in the troupe he worked with was gay. They all partied a lot and got laid A LOT. He was a hottie - dark hair, green eyes and totally ripped. But I actually think he's more attractive now with his greying hair and dad bod.

I'd let him rub his penis on me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think Suz just came up with the perfect male strip song "Rub Some Penis On Me" goes perfectly to the tune of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" which, I think, is required by law to be played in strip clubs every twelve minutes.

I've only been to one: Mons Venus in Tampa for Spring Break. It was a classic night out with the boys. Unfortunately, I had just fallen in love with a girl who didn't come with us and I spent the whole time pining away for her instead of partaking in all the glorious depraved debauchery. Although, I did enjoy being among all the totally nude strippers walking among us, looking for lapdances.

 

[Orchidea73]

Are you into twins?

Never been before. But if it's you and curve? Hell yeah!

 

[newrandomperson]

Alright, alright... a filthy Friday topic...

Strippers, in general. Strip clubs. Lap dances...

I’ve been to male and female strip clubs. Male strip clubs are fun, it’s all girls having a few laughs, giggling like fools, and then body shots but you realize the guy has razor burn and stubble on random body parts like buttcheeks and around his belly button. And if you’re like me, that’s when you start lookin at your watch and thinking “I want a real fireman/cop/cowboy.”

Female strip clubs, however... hold on to your wallets. Trekka will drain all your funds and must be carried out bodily. I get a little bit carried away.

But I don’t go often and haven’t been in a while. Some folks go all the time tho- both singles and couples I know. Others seem to dislike the seedy factor- or feel sad for the dancers, kinda like people felt about zoos yesterday!

So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!

One of my favorite things about strip clubs is picking up new moves

Hello there!

So I have been in three, two in Liverpool and one in Edinburgh UK. Both times it has been with male friends, either as a stag do or just on a night out and I have found the experience both interesting and unsatisfying at the same time. I admire the flexibility, the dancing quality and the way a lot of the dancers are in excellent shape. They really know how to move. But each time I was also single, and the end leads to pent up sexual energy and frustration with no outlet.

Especially because I love a tease, I love the build up and expression of sexuality that can lead up to the act so in a lot of ways it is designed to hit all my buttons. I just have nothing I can do after it with someone so there is a comedown there, hitting a high of tease and desire but with the comedown of nothing bar myself at home after. And therein is the comedown. I do wonder if it would be different as a couple, if the energy build up in both of us would lead to something explosive after.

Oh I agree with this!
My friend turned 21 and ordered a stripper for herself. She was so proud. Big girl stuff, she thought.
When he arrives she freaked and made me sit next to her in The Chair. It was so... mortifying!! He was covered in lube and sliding his razor burned body all over me! Lifted up my shirt and slithered all over me and ewwwww and I wanted to die. I looked at my friend and was like “you owe me one, mama.”

Never again! When I got married I made her pinky promise up one wall and down the next that she wouldn’t order strippers. We had a big girl sleepover instead and sang into hairbrushes and danced with cardboard cutouts of Han Solo, Steven Colbert, and Bon Jovi. Muuuch better.

And @Sassy— omg I never thought about what’s under the tables! And you bought your daughter a dance and she got digits?! Ahahaha!!! Epic.

I do not think I know too many female friends that have enjoyed a public or party male stripper to be honest. It sounds like a good idea until they turn up and then most of them just said it either felt uncomfortable or awkward, or like they had some personal space invaded.

the cardboard cut outs sound a lot more fun and much more awesome.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hello there!

. . . But each time I was also single, and the end leads to pent up sexual energy and frustration with no outlet . . .

This too! After my friends and I left the strip joint we quickly realized we were now 6 super horny college dudes, with boners, who were going back to a hotel room together.

We didn't think that through very well.

 

[BongoGal]

This too! After my friends and I left the strip joint we quickly realized we were now 6 super horny college dudes, with boners, who were going back to a hotel room together.

We didn't think that through very well.

I wish I could have witnessed that circle jerk.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I wish I could have witnessed that circle jerk.

Haha! Nope. That night was dark and quiet . . . a little too quiet.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Cups, teaspoons, pints.... ughh.

I’m American, my husband European- I learned 15+yrs ago how to cook using the metric system.
The scale - grams.
Liquid - milliliters.
Easy peezy.
Celsius, I’m fluent.


So, how would you react if the US government decided that the Imperial Units will be replaced by the metric system?
And you nonAmericans not fluent in our whacked way of measuring, thoughts on it?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Cups, teaspoons, pints.... ughh.

I’m American, my husband European- I learned 15+yrs ago how to cook using the metric system.
The scale - grams.
Liquid - milligrams.
Easy peezy.
Celsius, I’m fluent.


So, how would you react if the US government decided that the Imperial Units will be replaced by the metric system?
And you nonAmericans not fluent in our whacked way of measuring, thoughts on it?

Whacked is right... get with the times!

While I wouldn't say when it comes to temperature, I'm well versed in your weird F system. I mostly just know a few temperatures that are the same in both, I'm not doing that conversion math in my head. Weights and measurements, a little better at figuring out.

Seriously though, join us, we have metric donuts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

There are two types of countries:

Those who use the metric system

And

Those who have put people on the moon

I won’t be using the devil’s units!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Cups, teaspoons, pints.... ughh.

I’m American, my husband European- I learned 15+yrs ago how to cook using the metric system.
The scale - grams.
Liquid - milligrams.
Easy peezy.
Celsius, I’m fluent.


So, how would you react if the US government decided that the Imperial Units will be replaced by the metric system?
And you nonAmericans not fluent in our whacked way of measuring, thoughts on it?

Because one of my closest friends is from the UK. I'm starting to at least get used to F- C

But I have a hard enough time with the rest lol

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Cups, teaspoons, pints.... ughh.

I’m American, my husband European- I learned 15+yrs ago how to cook using the metric system.
The scale - grams.
Liquid - milligrams.
Easy peezy.
Celsius, I’m fluent.


So, how would you react if the US government decided that the Imperial Units will be replaced by the metric system?
And you nonAmericans not fluent in our whacked way of measuring, thoughts on it?

I'm a scientist. Imperial Units just fuck me up, even as an American because of my profession and study.

Except for distances. Miles vs kilometers is hard for me.

 

[Trekka]

I’d be so lost!

How would this impact floor tiles? Picture frame sizes? Nuts and bolts?

BRA SIZES?!

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Im getting a lot better with Celsius vs Fahrenheit

I'd struggle with the change but we have plenty of ways to measure in metric for cooking so that would be ok. And don't forget Google. There would definitely be an adjustment period.

 

[Orchidea73]

I’d be so lost!

How would this impact floor tiles? Picture frame sizes? Nuts and bolts?

BRA SIZES?!

Bras are easy.
1-2-3-4-5....
Cup: A-B-C-D-E-F...

 

[Trekka]

Im getting a lot better with Celsius vs Fahrenheit

I'd struggle with the change but we have plenty of ways to measure in metric for cooking so that would be ok. And don't forget Google. There would definitely be an adjustment period.

The only way I know of to measure metric is to hold something in my hand and see if it feels like more or less than a gram of weed

Bras are easy.
1-2-3-4-5....
Cup: A-B-C-D-E-F...

^exactly. That means nothing to me. Next you’re gonna tell me I’m a shoe size 42.

 

[Orchidea73]

^exactly. That means nothing to me. Next you’re gonna tell me I’m a shoe size 42.

Are you a 42?

Actually, in France they use a different way as well. What is 4 in Italy, it means 90-95 in France and UK is 36, I think?
And on top, you have EU 80.
I only know Italy and France, cause that's where I buy them mostly.

 

[filt]

European shoe sizes baffle the crap out of me.

However, it’s simple and I don’t need to learn. UK size 14. So, I see a number and know it won’t fucking fit