Name 5 Characteristics of LIT Men You Would Cyberfuck

[Matthew82]

Over the weekend I received a PM request to spinoff the other thread about 10 characteristics women look for in men they want to fuck. There was some confusion in that thread about relationships vs fucking...semantics depending on who you ask as some people look to be in a relationship before the fucking begins. In either case, the request noted that due to being in quarantine, the level of cyberfucking may have spiked. With that being said, it could be fun to see what characteristics women are looking for in order to engage in such activity. I lowered the number to 5 since the other thread had some comments about it being difficult to come up with 10. Let the listing begin!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Ok I'm a little biased here - Also, where are the list for the ladies???

1. A creative and competent communicator
2. Someone who knows how tease
3. Someone who knows that silly/funny can also be sexy
4. Someone who can explain what they want and why it turns them on
5. Someone who is curious and likes to dig deep into my dark places

 

[Matthew82]

Ok I'm a little biased here - Also, where are the list for the ladies???

1. A creative and competent communicator
2. Someone who knows how tease
3. Someone who knows that silly/funny can also be sexy
4. Someone who can explain what they want and why it turns them on
5. Someone who is curious and likes to dig deep into my dark places

I figure if the ladies wanted to know, they'd create one for them!

But I'm thinking it would be short lists -
1. Woman that wants to ---- or something along those lines

lmao

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I figure if the ladies wanted to know, they'd create one for them!

But I'm thinking it would be short lists -
1. Woman that wants to ---- or something along those lines

lmao

Hahaha, I kinda figured that's what guys would say but... idk...
We like being more than just a warm body!

 

[Matthew82]

Hahaha, I kinda figured that's what guys would say but... idk...
We like being more than just a warm body!

Agreed!

 

[BadAmy]

Ok I'm a little biased here - Also, where are the list for the ladies???

1. A creative and competent communicator
2. Someone who knows how tease
3. Someone who knows that silly/funny can also be sexy
4. Someone who can explain what they want and why it turns them on
5. Someone who is curious and likes to dig deep into my dark places

i have to say, this is what I enjoy
and I will add my 5.

1. someone who vibrates at my energy/dynamic/kink level.
2. someone who lets me know how they feel about something. whether it be how my words made them feel, or how our thoughts fed the play.
3. someone who carries on well with me.
4. Someone who seeks me out. and appreciates me for my ehem...ways.
5. Someone upfront and honest. (if you gonna cyber 9 girls, and make me #10? just a little heads up okay? and...if you are in a lit-relationship with someone already...do right by them, you are with them for a reason. nuf said there.)


*prepares for the slings and arrows*

and now I hide.
https://media.giphy.com/media/MEEIzctHhhrOg/giphy.gif

 

[Corbal]

Wow, 5?

I only have one characteristic requirement... they've gotta be hotter than IHC and that ain't happening so...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

1-10: He has to be within earshot.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

How drunk I am is pretty much the only requirement.

So if you're thirsty, and I'm buying the drinks, my chances are good? I like that

Wait, that's the 80s all over again!

 

[BadAmy]

So if you're thirsty, and I'm buying the drinks, my chances are good? I like that

Wait, that's the 80s all over again!

Get in line fella...I'm buying the first round

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Get in line fella...I'm buying the first round

You're both goin down

 

[barefootgirl69]

1. Communicates well, both in writing or on the phone.

2. Takes time to know what arouses me and sets his mind to doing it!

3. Sense of humor.

4. Not arrogant.

5. I'm not interested in being the one who gets him off if I'm not the one who's aroused him.

 

[QuietCanadian]

1-10: He has to be within earshot.

Can you hear me now?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can you hear me now?

https://youtu.be/J-fK8rYa45Q

 

[QuietCanadian]

https://youtu.be/J-fK8rYa45Q

I probably laughed far too hard at this.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I probably laughed far too hard at this.

It's been one of my favorites for years! I'm grateful to have an opportunity to share it.

 

[QuietCanadian]

It's been one of my favorites for years! I'm grateful to have an opportunity to share it.

I love me some Muppets, thank you for sharing!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I love me some Muppets, thank you for sharing!

My pleasure!

 

[Dribble]

https://youtu.be/J-fK8rYa45Q

Lol...

 

[Trekka]

Pretty much all I want is steak and attention.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Pretty much all I want is steak and attention.

Cyber steak? How does that work?

 

[Sh75]

Pretty much all I want is steak and attention.

https://media.tenor.com/images/5233458c770a6551cb139e2ab60c6273/tenor.gif

 

[Trekka]

https://media.tenor.com/images/5233458c770a6551cb139e2ab60c6273/tenor.gif

Nailed it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No more cyber! I want an upgrade to phone sex.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

No more cyber! I want an upgrade to phone sex.

5 characteristics of men who are good at phone sex?