It's time to hold on to our faith in religion

[AmishPope]

How else did we get here? By evolution? That's just a theory and has been proven wrong.

Worship God or face eternity in Hell with all the other scientists.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

How else did we get here? By evolution? That's just a theory and has been proven wrong.

Worship God or face eternity in Hell with all the other scientists.

Chuckles.....thanks for the laugh...the ship to "Blistonia" departs from gate six tonight at 9 pm, don't miss it........

 

[raindancer]

I dig it when you're bossy.

 

[coati]

How else did we get here? By evolution? That's just a theory and has been proven wrong.

Worship God or face eternity in Hell with all the other scientists.

Thanks for your timely admonishment. I'll repent right away.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

How else did we get here? By evolution? That's just a theory and has been proven wrong.

Worship God or face eternity in Hell with all the other scientists.

Tell the one where Darwin recanted evolution on his deathbed. Or better yet tell the one where NASA calculated that god stopped the world for a day for Joshua.

 

[stickygirl]

How else did we get here? By evolution? That's just a theory and has been proven wrong.

Worship God or face eternity in Hell with all the other scientists.

Do we get to have 40 virgins when we get to heaven? What if you are a virgin - do you get another throw?

 

[FGB]

How else did we get here? By evolution? That's just a theory and has been proven wrong.

Worship God or face eternity in Hell with all the other scientists.

I... have no faith in religion.

My faith in God is like a second skin, I suppose that some day I will leave that too here on earth, having no need for it any longer.

 

[coati]

I... have no faith in religion.

My faith in God is like a second skin, I suppose that some day I will leave that too here on earth, having no need for it any longer.

Wow, sounds like you'll get your allotment of 40 virgins.

 

[coati]

Do we get to have 40 virgins when we get to heaven? What if you are a virgin - do you get another throw?

If you are virgin when you die, you become a payoff for FGB.

 

[enigma3]

What a friend we have in Jesus
All our sins and griefs to bear
And what a privilege to carry
Everything to God in prayer
Oh, what peace we often forfeit
Oh, what needless pain we bear
All because we do not carry
Everything to God in prayer
Have we trials and temptations?
Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged
Take it to the Lord in prayer
Can we find a friend so faithful
Who will all our sorrows share?
Jesus knows our every weakness
Take it to the Lord in prayer.

Thank you for opening your front porch to me Bless ya

 

[Saint_Ann]

meh.

Just like faith in abortion, religion isn't for everyone.

 

[stickygirl]

If you are virgin when you die, you become a payoff for FGB.

I think I'd better have a phone around for reinforcements
You do get your virginity back right, like after a couple of years?
God forgives a sinner

 

[FGB]

Wow, sounds like you'll get your allotment of 40 virgins.

As usual I have a difficult time in follow your line of insult.

As I don't know that there IS sex in Heaven, and we are give new bodies, I am not sure, but I think there would be billions of virgins in heaven for all the good that would do.

 

[coati]

As usual I have a difficult time in follow your line of insult.

As I don't know that there IS sex in Heaven, and we are give new bodies, I am not sure, but I think there would be billions of virgins in heaven for all the good that would do.

Just pullin' yer chain, FGB.

I know you keep your shit straight by standing for our flag and kneeling at the cross, so I figured you deserved some of those virgins that Islamic martyrs keep going for.

New bodies in Heaven, huh? New personalities, too?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I'm a big fan of Haysoos and his dad or clone or whatever's up with that. Not a huge fan of organized religion but it's run by people and people are assholes. It has its place and there's probably far more good than bad in it but still, assholes.