HOT or NOT

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Hey, here’s a new game for those who are bored to DEATH will all this quarantine jerking off and such. You describe a sexual situation that you’ve had (or maybe want to have), and everyone else decides, HOT or NOT. (Kind of like David Letteman’s “Is this anything”). I’ll start:

Looking out my second floor apt window onto the secluded backyard below. There was my neighbor lady (about 34 years old), sunning herself in a one-piece. She’s not that good looking, but nice tits. I watched for a while to see if she would pop a tit out, or take down her top, but she just sat there texting, until I got bored. So while I was watching her, I took out my cock, and jerked a load that hit the window. HOT or NOT?
 
Swiss Affair

Hey, here’s a new game for those who are bored to DEATH will all this quarantine jerking off and such. You describe a sexual situation that you’ve had (or maybe want to have), and everyone else decides, HOT or NOT. (Kind of like David Letteman’s “Is this anything”). I’ll start:

Looking out my second floor apt window onto the secluded backyard below. There was my neighbor lady (about 34 years old), sunning herself in a one-piece. She’s not that good looking, but nice tits. I watched for a while to see if she would pop a tit out, or take down her top, but she just sat there texting, until I got bored. So while I was watching her, I took out my cock, and jerked a load that hit the window. HOT or NOT?

Girlfriend goes to Switzerland for a business trip. I meet her at the airport and we drive to a parking lot of a hello fuck. While we are fucking she admits she had an affair while she was away.
 
Girlfriend goes to Switzerland for a business trip. I meet her at the airport and we drive to a parking lot of a hello fuck. While we are fucking she admits she had an affair while she was away.

Kinda hot!
 
We had a grocery delivery scheduled the other day. Hubby has always tried to get me to flash any delivery guy. I have gone to the door barely dressed more than once but never had the nerve to go nude.

When we saw the guy pull up he went to the porch to get the bags. As he was getting to the porch I appeared at the door nude. Now I know I'm no pinup gal anymore. But as I leaned on the door frame, this young black man (probably 25ish) looked past him and almost dropped the bags handing them to hubby. Ron turned his head to see me and started laughing.
 
We had a grocery delivery scheduled the other day. Hubby has always tried to get me to flash any delivery guy. I have gone to the door barely dressed more than once but never had the nerve to go nude.

When we saw the guy pull up he went to the porch to get the bags. As he was getting to the porch I appeared at the door nude. Now I know I'm no pinup gal anymore. But as I leaned on the door frame, this young black man (probably 25ish) looked past him and almost dropped the bags handing them to hubby. Ron turned his head to see me and started laughing.

Hot....
 
We had a grocery delivery scheduled the other day. Hubby has always tried to get me to flash any delivery guy. I have gone to the door barely dressed more than once but never had the nerve to go nude.

When we saw the guy pull up he went to the porch to get the bags. As he was getting to the porch I appeared at the door nude. Now I know I'm no pinup gal anymore. But as I leaned on the door frame, this young black man (probably 25ish) looked past him and almost dropped the bags handing them to hubby. Ron turned his head to see me and started laughing.

Definitely hot!
 
We had a grocery delivery scheduled the other day. Hubby has always tried to get me to flash any delivery guy. I have gone to the door barely dressed more than once but never had the nerve to go nude.

When we saw the guy pull up he went to the porch to get the bags. As he was getting to the porch I appeared at the door nude. Now I know I'm no pinup gal anymore. But as I leaned on the door frame, this young black man (probably 25ish) looked past him and almost dropped the bags handing them to hubby. Ron turned his head to see me and started laughing.

SO hot.....(and the hotness of your av is a 10!!)
 
We had a grocery delivery scheduled the other day. Hubby has always tried to get me to flash any delivery guy. I have gone to the door barely dressed more than once but never had the nerve to go nude.

When we saw the guy pull up he went to the porch to get the bags. As he was getting to the porch I appeared at the door nude. Now I know I'm no pinup gal anymore. But as I leaned on the door frame, this young black man (probably 25ish) looked past him and almost dropped the bags handing them to hubby. Ron turned his head to see me and started laughing.

O Yeah that would definitely be Hottt!!!!!
 
My ex-wife and I used to live in a bedroom community condominium development; one Saturday night, we needed to drop off some paperwork to the board president’s house, four or five blocks away; just needed to put it in the mailbox. We’d had a few cocktails, She was too drunk to drive, so I said, I’ll drive if you strip and ride over nude. She thought about it and said, how about I’ll be nude, but with a light coat on, just in case. Fine. So we started out, she had the jacket open and off her shoulders, her legs spread and was playing with her pussy as I drove up the street. At a stop sign, I’d lean over and suck her tits. She finally took the jacket off, reached into my shorts and pulled my cock out while we were driving and started to jack it. We got to the house, I jumped out and put the paperwork in the mailbox, we headed home and fucked like two teenagers...
 
My ex-wife and I used to live in a bedroom community condominium development; one Saturday night, we needed to drop off some paperwork to the board president’s house, four or five blocks away; just needed to put it in the mailbox. We’d had a few cocktails, She was too drunk to drive, so I said, I’ll drive if you strip and ride over nude. She thought about it and said, how about I’ll be nude, but with a light coat on, just in case. Fine. So we started out, she had the jacket open and off her shoulders, her legs spread and was playing with her pussy as I drove up the street. At a stop sign, I’d lean over and suck her tits. She finally took the jacket off, reached into my shorts and pulled my cock out while we were driving and started to jack it. We got to the house, I jumped out and put the paperwork in the mailbox, we headed home and fucked like two teenagers...

That is pretty hot, actually. Very exhibitionist. My ex boyfriend wanted me to be more of one but I was extremely uncomfortable with doing stuff in front of a window. I like hearing about other people's exploits though.
 
We live on a golf course and our back yard is the tee for a short par three. We belong there and know almost everyone so when we sit on the back porch are always saying hello and chatting up people. One day last summer my husband and I decided to go to an upstairs bedroom that overlooks the ladies tee. I had on a short skirt and no panties and told him to eat me from behind and make me cum while I looked out and waved to people. He was below the window ledge so no one could see what was going on. I put my hands on either side of the window and he ate me so good from down below I came really quickly. Just as I had cum, three of my girlfriends looked up and started waving. I gave them a big smile and wave and just for fun turned and flipped up my skirt to moon them. They all laughed but had no idea what had just taken place.
 
We live on a golf course and our back yard is the tee for a short par three. We belong there and know almost everyone so when we sit on the back porch are always saying hello and chatting up people. One day last summer my husband and I decided to go to an upstairs bedroom that overlooks the ladies tee. I had on a short skirt and no panties and told him to eat me from behind and make me cum while I looked out and waved to people. He was below the window ledge so no one could see what was going on. I put my hands on either side of the window and he ate me so good from down below I came really quickly. Just as I had cum, three of my girlfriends looked up and started waving. I gave them a big smile and wave and just for fun turned and flipped up my skirt to moon them. They all laughed but had no idea what had just taken place.

Did you tell any of them after the fact?
 
We live on a golf course and our back yard is the tee for a short par three. We belong there and know almost everyone so when we sit on the back porch are always saying hello and chatting up people. One day last summer my husband and I decided to go to an upstairs bedroom that overlooks the ladies tee. I had on a short skirt and no panties and told him to eat me from behind and make me cum while I looked out and waved to people. He was below the window ledge so no one could see what was going on. I put my hands on either side of the window and he ate me so good from down below I came really quickly. Just as I had cum, three of my girlfriends looked up and started waving. I gave them a big smile and wave and just for fun turned and flipped up my skirt to moon them. They all laughed but had no idea what had just taken place.

I vote H O T for you Annie:devil:
 
That post by anniebaby10 gave me inspiration to search my files and dig out this old one.
Some more balcony sex.


Last Night of a Caribbean Vacation or My Wife’s Fantasy.

My wife was sitting in a big leather armchair, legs hooked over the arms, my fist buried in her cunt, she was strumming her rock hard nipples while telling me how to twist my hand so my knuckles stimulated her G spot, my mouth sucking and licking her clit. As her orgasm approached I lifted my mouth from her clit long enough to question her “I think you would enjoy having a big hard cock in your cunt while I suck on you”.
I guess this drove her over the edge; she grabbed my wrist with both hands and jerked herself to completion while almost screaming Y E S, “fuck me and lick me, two cocks, I want two cocks, yes I could get into that”. She came very hard.
I needed relief in the worst way. Her cunt made a sucking sound as I removed my hand and stood beside her, offering my hard cock to her mouth. I lasted all of ten seconds before cuming in her mouth, on her cheeks and her breasts which she held up for me. We kissed deeply, sharing my cum, swirling it in our mouths, me scooping up more from her face with my tongue to feed into her mouth.

She wasn’t done yet. Her legs were still hooked over the arms; cunt wide open and she wanted more.
She worked a hand into her cunt and jerked herself as if it was a big dildo. She was so wet her cunt made squelching sounds with every stroke. It was the first time I had seen her fist herself.
And the vocal part was also a big turn on for both of us. How she wanted cock, two cocks, hard cocks with lots of cum.
She came very hard again.

All this happened in the open doorway to our small ground floor patio only a few feet from the hotel sidewalk. Granted, it was late and all the room lights were off.
I came two more times that night, she lost track of her orgasms. Before we drifted off to sleep she confessed that she was disappointed that no one walked by to see her display.
 
We live on a golf course and our back yard is the tee for a short par three. We belong there and know almost everyone so when we sit on the back porch are always saying hello and chatting up people. One day last summer my husband and I decided to go to an upstairs bedroom that overlooks the ladies tee. I had on a short skirt and no panties and told him to eat me from behind and make me cum while I looked out and waved to people. He was below the window ledge so no one could see what was going on. I put my hands on either side of the window and he ate me so good from down below I came really quickly. Just as I had cum, three of my girlfriends looked up and started waving. I gave them a big smile and wave and just for fun turned and flipped up my skirt to moon them. They all laughed but had no idea what had just taken place.

Let me check...yep., HOT....
 
We live on a golf course and our back yard is the tee for a short par three. We belong there and know almost everyone so when we sit on the back porch are always saying hello and chatting up people. One day last summer my husband and I decided to go to an upstairs bedroom that overlooks the ladies tee. I had on a short skirt and no panties and told him to eat me from behind and make me cum while I looked out and waved to people. He was below the window ledge so no one could see what was going on. I put my hands on either side of the window and he ate me so good from down below I came really quickly. Just as I had cum, three of my girlfriends looked up and started waving. I gave them a big smile and wave and just for fun turned and flipped up my skirt to moon them. They all laughed but had no idea what had just taken place.

Very hot!
 
We had a grocery delivery scheduled the other day. Hubby has always tried to get me to flash any delivery guy. I have gone to the door barely dressed more than once but never had the nerve to go nude.

When we saw the guy pull up he went to the porch to get the bags. As he was getting to the porch I appeared at the door nude. Now I know I'm no pinup gal anymore. But as I leaned on the door frame, this young black man (probably 25ish) looked past him and almost dropped the bags handing them to hubby. Ron turned his head to see me and started laughing.

Hot!!!! You made his day! He fantasized about you later.
 
I put my wife in an "arrest" position, hands on the wall, feet apart, but naked. I got on my knees between her legs, cocked my head up, and buried my face in my wife's plump ass. I licked her pussy to orgasm while she masturbated her clit while I jerked off. Now my fantasy was to film it and show it to a few pervy friends....but I won't do that. :)
 
We live on a golf course and our back yard is the tee for a short par three. We belong there and know almost everyone so when we sit on the back porch are always saying hello and chatting up people. One day last summer my husband and I decided to go to an upstairs bedroom that overlooks the ladies tee. I had on a short skirt and no panties and told him to eat me from behind and make me cum while I looked out and waved to people. He was below the window ledge so no one could see what was going on. I put my hands on either side of the window and he ate me so good from down below I came really quickly. Just as I had cum, three of my girlfriends looked up and started waving. I gave them a big smile and wave and just for fun turned and flipped up my skirt to moon them. They all laughed but had no idea what had just taken place.
Hot !!
 
My ex and I were fucking around on the couch one night. She LOVED sucking my cock, and always swallowed. I think we ended up fucking, all the usual, and while I was laying there, she ended up going down on me until I shot in her mouth. She also loved to deepthroat me and take all my cum straight down her throat. After I came and she was swallowing, she made her way back up next to me, and I thought we’d just cuddle for a while. When she was next to me, she grabbed my head, stuck her tongue into my mouth and passed half my load back to me. I don’t need you to vote “Hot or Not,” as I’m getting hard just thinking about it! Lol....
 
That post by anniebaby10 gave me inspiration to search my files and dig out this old one.
Some more balcony sex.


Last Night of a Caribbean Vacation or My Wife’s Fantasy.

My wife was sitting in a big leather armchair, legs hooked over the arms, my fist buried in her cunt, she was strumming her rock hard nipples while telling me how to twist my hand so my knuckles stimulated her G spot, my mouth sucking and licking her clit. As her orgasm approached I lifted my mouth from her clit long enough to question her “I think you would enjoy having a big hard cock in your cunt while I suck on you”.
I guess this drove her over the edge; she grabbed my wrist with both hands and jerked herself to completion while almost screaming Y E S, “fuck me and lick me, two cocks, I want two cocks, yes I could get into that”. She came very hard.
I needed relief in the worst way. Her cunt made a sucking sound as I removed my hand and stood beside her, offering my hard cock to her mouth. I lasted all of ten seconds before cuming in her mouth, on her cheeks and her breasts which she held up for me. We kissed deeply, sharing my cum, swirling it in our mouths, me scooping up more from her face with my tongue to feed into her mouth.

She wasn’t done yet. Her legs were still hooked over the arms; cunt wide open and she wanted more.
She worked a hand into her cunt and jerked herself as if it was a big dildo. She was so wet her cunt made squelching sounds with every stroke. It was the first time I had seen her fist herself.
And the vocal part was also a big turn on for both of us. How she wanted cock, two cocks, hard cocks with lots of cum.
She came very hard again.

All this happened in the open doorway to our small ground floor patio only a few feet from the hotel sidewalk. Granted, it was late and all the room lights were off.
I came two more times that night, she lost track of her orgasms. Before we drifted off to sleep she confessed that she was disappointed that no one walked by to see her display.

HAF....
 
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