Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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As for the questions.

Despite my trademark pining for chesticles here, I consider myself more partial to a well developed posterior chain than even a phenomenal rack. Great legs and butt can certainly overcome any shortcomings in the personal flotation department.

I like tattoos, and piercings as well... though an unmarked canvas is still beautiful. I'm not huge on short haired women, though I've met some for whom it's perfect, and they're attractive with the easy confidence that brings.

I'd be ok with a tall woman. I'm 5-10, and my ex was 5-9. If you're taller than me, it just makes us a more intimidating pair when I wear heels. Bonus points if you wear an 11, because I have a fuckton of sexy ass shoes.
I guess I've never been with a really "short" woman. My wife is 5-5, and that's perfectly fine. I can see how some sex positions would be awkward, but the height disparity does make it easy for her to tuck under my shoulder.

I agree that guys on the taller end of the spectrum have an inherent advantage. My wife would flat out tell you she's not attracted to any guy under about 5-8.
 
Oh, and no suit pics for me, but I'll put this up for a bit, even if it's a bit dated.
 
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Cathy and I have them over here in corbal's bush.

Dude.

With the salons closed? I’m gonna have the ability to hide the Oxford dictionary in mine by summertime.

Let’s get down to brass tacks- I saw Parker’s handsome mug and aussies slammin bod. Did I miss anything else important?
 
Dude.

With the salons closed? I’m gonna have the ability to hide the Oxford dictionary in mine by summertime.

Let’s get down to brass tacks- I saw Parker’s handsome mug and aussies slammin bod. Did I miss anything else important?
Yes. I espoused my appreciation for asses, even in the absence of substantial bewbage...clearly a ploy to convince some of our less mammarially gifted readership to join the party.
 
Oh wait! I missed cute af Blade strummin on his gee-tar! Awww, i’d totally moon over you while you played me something 💜

And. Nice hat.
 
My ego knows no bounds, I will return after I scour the shit out of this thread

It might as well be!!! I'm going to enjoy a nice beverage and apparently start combing this thread for defaultails

When you find it, link please?
Also if they talk about me, and/or my ego, link please? 😂
 
I no longer have the welcome to pmann starter pack. I’ll have to see what I have.

It was about the easy of seeing my peezy. Which, to be honest, is totally a fair statement to make
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=92225015&postcount=3203

I also got to see some Trekka butt which made it all worthwhile and totally gave me something to do later tonight

Ahhhh I might have even participated in the convo - Quarantine brain fog alert

You scour well, I see. :cattail:

I left that link up just for you

Also, attention whoring.

Did you find the Pmann watermarked pics? Or did he take them down?
I kinda just wanna see the watermark. Like realllly bad.

PS take off your pants.
 
Dude.

With the salons closed? I’m gonna have the ability to hide the Oxford dictionary in mine by summertime.

Let’s get down to brass tacks- I saw Parker’s handsome mug and aussies slammin bod. Did I miss anything else important?

Uh, yeah...

There's a few pages of suit porn (if they're still up).

The men were on fire tonight. I'm still waiting for more fancy pics 🕵️*♀️
 
Ahhhh I might have even participated in the convo - Quarantine brain fog alert

You scour well, I see. :cattail:

I left that link up just for you

Also, attention whoring.

Did you find the Pmann watermarked pics? Or did he take them down?
I kinda just wanna see the watermark. Like realllly bad.

PS take off your pants.

I appreciate the reason you left it up there you lovable, little skank. Pmann watermarked pics?? Haha, Ohhhh my god. I hit aussie's post and now I have two reasons for why tonight is so great. Sweet Jesus. I have a question for you: how often do you think I have pants on when I'm on this site?
 
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