Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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I picked the wrong day to take a nap šŸ˜Ž

I wouldn't have said suits as I find that answer a little cliche, but there's nothing like a little polish. I think the same about girls when they take the effort to dress up, too.

I'm actually not going to answer this question. It makes people feel bad to not be included. I don't have a hard and fast criteria, but there are physical traits that I find appealing and others that I struggle to recognize.

But! More than anything, I need someone who can mentally stimulate me. There are beautiful people everywhere. The mental stimulation... That's a rare commodity.
 
I picked the wrong day to take a nap šŸ˜Ž

I wouldn't have said suits as I find that answer a little cliche, but there's nothing like a little polish. I think the same about girls when they take the effort to dress up, too.

I'm actually not going to answer this question. It makes people feel bad to not be included. I don't have a hard and fast criteria, but there are physical traits that I find appealing and others that I struggle to recognize.

But! More than anything, I need someone who can mentally stimulate me. There are beautiful people everywhere. The mental stimulation... That's a rare commodity.

Spoken like the true Aussie girl. 🌹
 
In general, I believe so. I’m not necessarily saying it’s just because of their height. But I’ve heard lots of women say they wouldn’t date a man shorter than them. So it matters to an extent. Especially when you’re tall like a couple of the girls in here.

I’m 5’11ā€ or 6’ with heels. I don’t think I’ve ever not been liked because of my height. But I’m tall enough, I suppose. And I have a winning personality.

🤣

Your personality had me thinking you were like 5'8 tops
 
To go on the same theme of attraction, let’s talk preferences.

We all have things that make us crazy. Hotwords and I seem to be boob men. Big boobs... I don’t know what it is about them, but they make me so very happy. I’m a big fan of a nice, thick ass too. We all have things that just make us crazy. Then, there are things that are just massive turnoffs. And they aren’t BAD things, necessarily. They just don’t appeal to us. And sometimes we feel bad for not being attracted to this or that. But it’s not something that should bother us. We like what we like.

My question is... what physical things just turn you on? What things turn you off? And the deeper question- when did these things become a ā€œthingā€ for you?


Fat Bottomed Girs by Queen

https://youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0

I realized that I had no idea that there was an actual question for today.

Turn ons - watching a man who can really cook, dad-bod-strength, a quick wit, a bit of silver in the beard, green eyes, solid forearms, a nice dick with extra points for good grooming habits, survival skills, an open mind.

Turn offs - obstinance, bad teeth, bad breath, men who act like pussies.


I have noticed that my turn ons change as I grow older. I used to love skinny guys with smooth chests when I was in college. Not so much now.

I've always liked a nice dick though - some things never change. :D
 
I'm actually not going to answer this question. It makes people feel bad to not be included. I don't have a hard and fast criteria, but there are physical traits that I find appealing and others that I struggle to recognize.

You post this as I'm posting my shallow list of turn ons. *sighI

I like eye colors beyond green eyes! I'm just saying that when I see a fella with beautiful green eyes, it makes me happy in my no-no parts. ;)
 
I realized that I had no idea that there was an actual question for today.

Turn ons - watching a man who can really cook, dad-bod-strength, a quick wit, a bit of silver in the beard, green eyes, solid forearms, a nice dick with extra points for good grooming habits, survival skills, an open mind.

Turn offs - obstinance, bad teeth, bad breath, men who act like pussies.


I have noticed that my turn ons change as I grow older. I used to love skinny guys with smooth chests when I was in college. Not so much now.

I've always liked a nice dick though - some things never change. :D

Your invite into my kitchen still stands, Suz. šŸ’ŖšŸæ
 
You post this as I'm posting my shallow list of turn ons. *sighI

I like eye colors beyond green eyes! I'm just saying that when I see a fella with beautiful green eyes, it makes me happy in my no-no parts. ;)

I was about to say Suz nailed a list that it's pretty damn inclusive and got me nodding
 
You post this as I'm posting my shallow list of turn ons. *sighI

I like eye colors beyond green eyes! I'm just saying that when I see a fella with beautiful green eyes, it makes me happy in my no-no parts. ;)

This just flashed me back to one of my daughters friends, who obviously had gotten the birds and bees talk, and for the next month went around singing "Don't touch me there, that is my no-no square"
:confused:
 
Holy hell, this thread covered some ground today...trying to catch up a bit!

You shave your legs?
Unless you’re a swimmer...um

Cyclist. It’s what we do.

And when you come off and remove most of the skin from your leg, it makes cleaning and healing a lot easier. I speak from experience and have the scar tissue to prove it.

Werd. More cyclists shave than swimmers, tbh. You actually get super dirty on the bike, as the front wheel is slinging stuff on you, plus sweat. Makes cleanup, using sunscreen, and everything else do much nicer, and then there's the wreck/ road rash thing.
Besides... we kinda like showing them off.

Biggest turn on is teeth. Gotta have nice, straight, white teeth to match a beautiful smile.

And legs. Blade Rocknuts legs. They gotta look like that or you can keep stepping, or squatting until they’re like them.

I hate a greasy looking mother fucker. Like, slick hair and super shiny skin. Ugh. Fucking gross.
I love this hoar.

Feral people.

I like a bit of feral in a woman. See above.

High talkers. There’s nothing more sexually deflating than a man with an effeminate voice.

Egads.
I like a woman with a vocab. Not necessarily all 5 dollar words; but someone whose mind seeks colorful ways to express things. Egads and twatwaffle are perfect examples.

True. One time I was kind of into someone and then we voice chatted and his voice was a lady boner killer. 🤷*ā™€ļø
I’ll also agree with Pmann on the NE accents. Give me a southern accent or a British/Australian accent any day of the week.
Infucking-deeeeed. A woman would have a lot to overcome with a strong accent from NY, Jersey, Mass, or similar. I find it grating and unwelcoming.

That sorta made me blush. You can hide in my bush anytime. 😘
I wanna hide in the azaleas with Cathy.

I don’t have a slender bone in my body. Haha.
Want one?

*faps creepily in the corner*
I'll come talk to you, that way it won't be creepy anymore.

I picked the wrong day to take a nap šŸ˜Ž

I wouldn't have said suits as I find that answer a little cliche, but there's nothing like a little polish. I think the same about girls when they take the effort to dress up, too.

I'm actually not going to answer this question. It makes people feel bad to not be included. I don't have a hard and fast criteria, but there are physical traits that I find appealing and others that I struggle to recognize.

But! More than anything, I need someone who can mentally stimulate me. There are beautiful people everywhere. The mental stimulation... That's a rare commodity.

Hot and vapid is legions behind the average girl who stimulates my mind.
 
I admire the fuck out of blade's ability to carry on that many conversations at once.

That was some seriously impressive quotage.
 
Since the whole ā€˜men in suits’ thing seems popular, and in recognition of some of the lovely photos of others that I’ve enjoyed, I’ll just leave this here. Not that I’m saying it’s lovely as well, but it’s all I’ve got.
Edited to remove my ugly mug from the photo 😬

You wear it well. Quite lovely, indeed. Glad I stopped by here today.
 
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