Litiquette VI

[aussiegeekygal]

Is it your penis like protuberance in those hideous pants you bought? (I tried to go find that pic, but you have taken it down!)

These ones?

What do you think?

 

[Lord Pmann]

These ones?

What do you think?

I’d rather marry Carol Baskin than see those pants again. That’s what I think.

They are the opposite of pheromones. They would make me rate Christina Hendricks a 1.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’d rather marry Carol Baskin than see those pants again. That’s what I think.

They are the opposite of pheromones. They would make me rate Christina Hendricks a 1.

Suit yourself

 

[Suz_anne]

I'll also answer for the ladies, if a woman is attracted to me and I'm not into her I just ask her if she can pay for lunch because my mom only gives me a twenty dollar allowance and I'm saving it for the sale at Hot Topic.

They’re running a sale on studded collars and Slipknot posters this week.

Aaaaaaaaand, I came. Btw, you two were adorned in Affliction t-shirts with your studded collars while you were totally being bros and wanking together in my little homoerotic fantasy.

You were both incredible. Thanks.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t think you know what Hot Topic sells.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t think you know what Hot Topic sells.

They definitely sell jeggings

 

[Lord Pmann]

To answer the original, brilliantly worded question...

I think that’s pretty accurate for me. I’m already partial to pretty girls and lose my ability to function. (Not like that, fuckers) If I got a Biden style sniff of them, I can only imagine how fucked up my senses would be.

Being close to a girl and in person would likely make that attraction a thousand times stronger. Seeing a way someone moves or talks or smiles can be so much sexier than just a still shot.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Thanks for the kind words. Good to have you here!

I don’t think the salary thing is actually gold digging or being greedy. As you said, there is a relationship between higher salaries, intelligence and, one I’ll throw in, power.

The feminists will have my head for this statement, but I believe there is a sense of security that women see with that. And that’s not bad. It’s not to say they don’t or can’t make the same amount of money. But there is something to be said for that kind of security. Money isn’t everything. It does make some things easier. And I think knowing a guy has the ability to make that much money is attractive, on top of the ease it can provide.

I think one of the things women seek is a sense of safety and security. Again, not saying they can’t provide it themselves or handle things on their own. But it’s a nude feeling in a relationship.

On the other side of that, I’m super turned on by girls who are professionals with a career. I don’t so much care about the money. But it’s a huge turn on to see a girl with a career and a good head on her shoulders to match her very large breasts.

This May be post of the day, and once again, I'm a little disturbed at the degree of parallel in our thought processes.
Gold digging is indeed a thing, but so is the knowledge that with some exceptions; success is an indicator of acuity, motivation, and ability to provide.

Not this one. But I have often suspected I'm a man

*attraction intensifies*

Suit yourself

Point of order...that's a great pic.


What was the question? Oh yeah. The scents do a thing. For real. Without going into crazy detail, there's a woman who would not typically flip my switch based on looks, body type, style of dress, etc. Let's say borderline on those things. None are turn offs, just not really turn ons.
But she smells...

Fucking heavenly.

Instant erection every time she gives me a hug. It's a thing. It's not just perfume and products either, it's body chemistry that meshes with mine, because we've both recognized we turn each other on, even reeking of sweat and sunscreen.

 

[Lord Pmann]

This May be post of the day, and once again, I'm a little disturbed at the degree of parallel in our thought processes.
Gold digging is indeed a thing, but so is the knowledge that with some exceptions; success is an indicator of acuity, motivation, and ability to provide.

Why does everyone hate agreeing with me so much?

 

[parker77]

Not this one. But I have often suspected I'm a man

Objection. I believe we all know of exculpatory evidence.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Why does everyone hate agreeing with me so much?

We agree so often, I'm awaiting the revelation that you've been hiding your gender identity anomalies for decades, and laud me without end for prying the hinges off that door of discovery.

I'm aware it may be a minute.

 

[Lord Pmann]

We agree so often, I'm awaiting the revelation that you've been hiding your gender identity anomalies for decades, and laud me without end for prying the hinges off that door of discovery.

I'm aware it may be a minute.

Just last week one of my friends sent some high school pics of me in leather pants when she and I were in Gap. Maybe I’m on my way?

 

[The_gladiator]

Why does everyone hate agreeing with me so much?

Oh come on, you have to know, lol.

I’m curious what it would be like to play a game of cards with you, whether you brag when you win, etc.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh come on, you have to know, lol.

I’m curious what it would be like to play a game of cards with you, whether you brag when you win, etc.

Haha. Of course I know. But... while I may be absurd and a bit of an ass, I’m normally logical and informed. My antics are one thing. My opinions are another.

I’ve said it before... I’m a graceful loser. But fuck a duck, I’m a terrible winner. I talk so much shit. And I’m quite good at cards. I play games. A LOT. And everyone gangs up on me. Because they don’t want to hear my victory chants.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Just last week one of my friends sent some high school pics of me in leather pants when she and I were in Gap. Maybe I’m on my way?

Did you have a VPL? Because that'd help a lot in determining your eventual fate.
Not so much whether you're gonna wanna be like me; 'cuz who wouldn't?

More a matter of being good at it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you have a VPL? Because that'd help a lot in determining your eventual fate.
Not so much whether you're gonna wanna be like me; 'cuz who wouldn't?

More a matter of being good at it.

What is VPL?

 

[blade_rocknut]

What is VPL?

That was a test.

You're not gonna be good at it.

AGG, Stacy, LW; back me up here.

 

[Sundayschild]

Haha!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh come on, you have to know, lol.

I’m curious what it would be like to play a game of cards with you, whether you brag when you win, etc.

He's a terrible winner. Ruthless.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not this one. But I have often suspected I'm a man

I may have just turned gay. I’m not sure yet, but I bet Suz will be thrilled with a fantasy of HW and Aussiegeekyguy

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That was a test.

You're not gonna be good at it.

AGG, Stacy, LW; back me up here.

I'm ashamed I had to urban dictionary this one.

Yes, I want to know, too

 

[StacyLeigh]

What is VPL?

Psst... "Visible Panty Line"

...you know, the reason you go commando in your pink pants

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Objection. I believe we all know of exculpatory evidence.

I may have just turned gay. I’m not sure yet, but I bet Suz will be thrilled with a fantasy of HW and Aussiegeekyguy

Fascinating how different responses are. There's some unpacking to do here...

And blade...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Psst... "Visible Panty Line"

...you know, the reason you go commando in your pink pants

I'd rather a VPL than a moose knuckle

 

[blade_rocknut]

I'm ashamed I had to urban dictionary this one.

Yes, I want to know, too

OK; now I thought you were just joking about being a dude. Rocknut is unsure how to process.... (thinks, *she never wears panties, so panty lines are moot*)

Then thinks *but why doesn't she notice them on others and think "ewwwwwww"*

Psst... "Visible Panty Line"

...you know, the reason you go commando in your pink pants

So, hey...wanna be fraaands??