For The Poster "Butters"

FataMorgana

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Who quite obviously threatens the little men* greatly on this board. Probably because of the following:

She's usually right about shit.
She's a woman.
She's a Brit living in Trumpland.
She followed her heart and dream and got off her arse and did it.
She has balls.
Her feet reach the pedals of her car.


So let's hear it for Mrs Kerrygold. :heart:



*Broad use of the term. Often have erectile disfunction, poor grasp of the English language, questionable hygiene, add vignette photoshop features to make their 1987 issue jeans appear to have a hint of danger and are potentially still being breastfed.
 
Fata, I know you've been here on Lit since the Earth was cooling, but I'd like to point out that the poster currently hiding behind the "SpeareChucker" ID is no longer "little". Old age, diabeetus and gravity have embiggened AJ's waistline to a portly 42 inches, perhaps more.

He can no longer depend on his famed spinning crescent kick for self-defense....now he's forced to wear his trusty steel penis substitute for self-defense most everywhere he goes, which lately consists of a trip to the mailbox and back.

He's a shadow of his former self. A honkin' YUUUUGE shadow.

It's sad that in his twilight years he fixates on getting his revenge on Butters.
 
Fata, I know you've been here on Lit since the Earth was cooling, but I'd like to point out that the poster currently hiding behind the "SpeareChucker" ID is no longer "little". Old age, diabeetus and gravity have embiggened AJ's waistline to a portly 42 inches, perhaps more.

He can no longer depend on his famed spinning crescent kick for self-defense....now he's forced to wear his trusty steel penis substitute for self-defense most everywhere he goes, which lately consists of a trip to the mailbox and back.

He's a shadow of his former self. A honkin' YUUUUGE shadow.

It's sad that in his twilight years he fixates on getting his revenge on Butters.
Preach it brother. But I meant little in mind rather than stature. Apart from Lace, who's practically a fucking Borrower.
 
And she’s talented. She writes beautiful poems, creates something lasting and lovely from nothing but her own imagination.
 
Fata, I know you've been here on Lit since the Earth was cooling, but I'd like to point out that the poster currently hiding behind the "SpeareChucker" ID is no longer "little". Old age, diabeetus and gravity have embiggened AJ's waistline to a portly 42 inches, perhaps more.

He can no longer depend on his famed spinning crescent kick for self-defense....now he's forced to wear his trusty steel penis substitute for self-defense most everywhere he goes, which lately consists of a trip to the mailbox and back.

He's a shadow of his former self. A honkin' YUUUUGE shadow.

It's sad that in his twilight years he fixates on getting his revenge on Butters.

Somebody was saying your thigh slapping portliness was so bad your local hospital had to employ experts from Oscar Mayer to address your problem. I don't recall Spearchucker making a similar appeal to his local butcher. Just sayin'.:rolleyes::D
 
For the older women here, Butters is a hero for grabbing her go bag, abandoning her family and bugging out to a remote, undisclosed location on the other side of the world.

Fata, Silver and the other RPing women here would love to leave home... or at the very least do their plowing in another field.
 
Awww, did this thread get created bc butters got her feelings hurt @rightguide’s thread?
 
For the older women here, Butters is a hero for grabbing her go bag, abandoning her family and bugging out to a remote, undisclosed location on the other side of the world.

Fata, Silver and the other RPing women here would love to leave home... or at the very least do their plowing in another field.

So is she English or an expatriate from somewhere else?
 
I think butters is awesome. If Laurel ever changes her name, I hope it's to Parkay bro.

Stew
 
Who quite obviously threatens the little men* greatly on this board. Probably because of the following:

She's usually right about shit.
She's a woman.
She's a Brit living in Trumpland.
She followed her heart and dream and got off her arse and did it.
She has balls.
Her feet reach the pedals of her car.


So let's hear it for Mrs Kerrygold. :heart:



*Broad use of the term. Often have erectile disfunction, poor grasp of the English language, questionable hygiene, add vignette photoshop features to make their 1987 issue jeans appear to have a hint of danger and are potentially still being breastfed.
fuck, what did i do to deserve this? :confused::rose::catroar:

virtual balls. but then, compared to the impotent, ball-less wonders who are my main detractors, they're YUGE.
 
I think butters is awesome. If Laurel ever changes her name, I hope it's to Parkay bro.

Stew
ha, you had me have to go look that up. :rolleyes: i'm just glad you changed your av. that other one used to bother me, and not in a good way.


this thread is daft. true, but daft :D i see the little ignoreds hopping up and down begging for attention they're just not gonna get.
 
Fata, I know you've been here on Lit since the Earth was cooling, but I'd like to point out that the poster currently hiding behind the "SpeareChucker" ID is no longer "little". Old age, diabeetus and gravity have embiggened AJ's waistline to a portly 42 inches, perhaps more.

He can no longer depend on his famed spinning crescent kick for self-defense....now he's forced to wear his trusty steel penis substitute for self-defense most everywhere he goes, which lately consists of a trip to the mailbox and back.

He's a shadow of his former self. A honkin' YUUUUGE shadow.

It's sad that in his twilight years he fixates on getting his revenge on Butters.
let's face it, he's just sad

I like Butters. I've got a thing for strong women who stand by their convictions.
*flexes muscals*

And she makes good crackers. What's not to like? :D
i know, right? :D

And she’s talented. She writes beautiful poems, creates something lasting and lovely from nothing but her own imagination.
:rose::eek:
 
Who quite obviously threatens the little men* greatly on this board. Probably because of the following:

She's usually right about shit. = it stinks like poo.
She's a woman. most of the women on here are really men who just want gay cyber sex:eek: or are undercover FBI agents:(
She's a Brit living in Trumpland. she is doing missionary work seeking to spread civilisation nto a wasteland run by an arsehole
She followed her heart and dream and got off her arse and did it. Ignoring Advice from HMG to stay on yor arse ! ?
She has balls. boobs and balls? :eek:
Her feet reach the pedals of her car. its a pedal car :confused: nobody loves a show off:D


So let's hear it for Mrs Kerrygold. :heart: she buys terrorist fenian butter? fuck off. :D



*Broad use of the term. Often have erectile disfunction, poor grasp of the English language, questionable hygiene, add vignette photoshop features to make their 1987 issue jeans appear to have a hint of danger and are potentially still being breastfed.

get you Miss fahion police! I wish my 1987 jeans still fitted me.:mad:
 
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