Favourite inanimate insertions

[Yarris]

I've enjoyed the First inanimate insertions thread but I'd like to widen it to favourite rather than just first and also extend it to what do you most enjoy inserting into your partner. Cucumbers are favourite for me and my wife but also a metal cock sized container filled with ice and water. The metal conducts heat away and gives a beatifully cold pussy. I love fucking her cold pussy and she loves the hot cock.

 

[Yarris]

This is pretty nice

http://static.babesandstars.com/galleries/23000/23840/11.jpg

 

[subpuppy]

I have used a large socket wrench on my ass more than once when a top watching me on cam would order me to go find something to fuck my ass with. Weirdest thing would be when a lady top ordered me to fuck my cock with a Q-tip on cam.

 

[Corbal]

I have used a large socket wrench on my ass more than once when a top watching me on cam would order me to go find something to fuck my ass with. Weirdest thing would be when a lady top ordered me to fuck my cock with a Q-tip on cam.

A dry q-tip? Yeeeeeeouch!

 

[MidKnight1378]

Speaking for my wife, she hates dildos, finds the artificiality of them a turn off, every once in a while she comes home from he grocery store with a really nice big cucumber and we hate cucumber. She’ll let it sit out for the afternoon and then that evening she’ll wash it thoroughly with warm water and then call me into the bedroom. For my viewing pleasure and her carnal delight she puts on a show.

Me personally, I enjoy a Q-tip to the ear once in a while if I have an itch.

 

[Trimjob69]

A beer bottle in the ass (neck first)

 

[PFWilly]

A somewhat large, but carefully carved and shaped...carrot. LOL

 

[ShelbyDreamzz]

Pool cue

 

[PFWilly]

Pool cue

That would work!