🏆 The 2020 AmPic Tittie Awards 🏆

[TANSTAAFL58]

Okay, here is the spreadsheet containing yesterday's numbers. Sharp-eyed pervs will notice that yesterday did not include any bum numbers for Justa. I assure you they were on yesterday's hand scratchings; however I was blinded by all the titties at that point. (Hey I said I was sick). I can submit proof. Note that yesterday I did have to start the handcount over because I used "B" for Boobies and "B" for Bums. I switched to "T" for "T" Titties and "A" for Asses.

Second, yes there is one fewer name on this list. A participant asked to be removed. Don't be a jerk and dwell on it, OK?

I'll start today's update shortly (the office just called).

https://i.imgur.com/0Ww5OOs.jpg

 

[jc1213]

Thank you so much! What an honour!!
I want to thank my mon and dad for their support, and their genetics!



https://i.imgur.com/76f4xgI.gif

gorgeous!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

For Tan, so he does not decide that his counting duties are over

Well, I DO enjoy my work.

Nice boobs and yes, we want to keep Tan busy, right.

That is an interesting bra. Do you know what it is off the top of you head?

Its not on top of her head, it's under her boobs! HAHAHAHAHA (I may need a drink)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Excellent.

I feel bad that you are having to work so hard, but I also think it is fabulous. So many people are coming in to play, and that is just awesome.

another for your tally



http://i.imgur.com/vH5JiuU.gif

I'm having fun, so as long as everyone else is having fun, this is great! I may even have to make another post of my fat gut and moobs soon.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://imgur.com/phe9ieA


Because I realised I don’t want to be at the bottom of the count

Oh, a new man ass. Nice

Glowing woman on a stand... I might be able to put this together in photoshop. Will try on Monday, today and tomorrow kids are around

Excellent. Not that I don't love the cock trophy, but at that price it best be saying a whole hell of a lot of nice things, making me dinner, rubbing my feet, and cleaning the house, before getting me off.

Okay, here is the spreadsheet containing yesterday's numbers. Sharp-eyed pervs will notice that yesterday did not include any bum numbers for Justa. I assure you they were on yesterday's hand scratchings; however I was blinded by all the titties at that point. (Hey I said I was sick). I can submit proof. Note that yesterday I did have to start the handcount over because I used "B" for Boobies and "B" for Bums. I switched to "T" for "T" Titties and "A" for Asses.

Second, yes there is one fewer name on this list. A participant asked to be removed. Don't be a jerk and dwell on it, OK?

I'll start today's update shortly (the office just called).

https://i.imgur.com/0Ww5OOs.jpg

God damn. That must have been hard work. Good job. Sorry about us causing titty blindness. I hope it has fully resolved. I expect a new day shall bring new titties.

Also, I would not have notice any of that had you not mentioned it. Just saying.

Why is work calling on a Saturday night. Pretty sure the correct answer is voicemail.

Well, I DO enjoy my work.



Its not on top of her head, it's under her boobs! HAHAHAHAHA (I may need a drink)

Lol. Oh like you've never worn a bra on your head.

I'm having fun, so as long as everyone else is having fun, this is great! I may even have to make another post of my fat gut and moobs soon.

Don't know about everyone else but I am having fun and talking to people I haven't really yet. It is great.

Yes more moobs. Or be brave and add to the tushie tally

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Do we need to come up with a trophy?
Moochie, do you have something in mind or do we brainstorm here? Or we can come up with a few ideas and put it to a vote with everything else...

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31I2VOYCsZL._AC_SY400_.jpg

Or keep it a bit more classy and go with Rodin
https://store.philamuseum.org/mas_assets/cache/image/1/1/e/5/4581.Jpg

I had two thoughts. I found this by Googling "Boob Statues"

https://usatsneakhype.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/nice-boobs-pics-10.jpg?w=1000

or, given the overall tone (lighthearted) AND recent developments either this GIF

Jello

or this image

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/f4/4a/f8f44a1ddc3ac4a4a6c4f61e79fd8bf0.jpg

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Oh, a new man ass. Nice



Excellent. Not that I don't love the cock trophy, but at that price it best be saying a whole hell of a lot of nice things, making me dinner, rubbing my feet, and cleaning the house, before getting me off.




God damn. That must have been hard work. Good job. Sorry about us causing titty blindness. I hope it has fully resolved. I expect a new day shall bring new titties.

Also, I would not have notice any of that had you not mentioned it. Just saying.

Why is work calling on a Saturday night. Pretty sure the correct answer is voicemail.

I think they hate me. If the house phone goes to voicemail I get an email and call on my work cell followed by a text to my work cell and personal cell. If there is still no answer, a large gent named Anvil originally from our former head office in Newcastle UK comes by to inquire about my health. (One of those is an exaggeration)

Lol. Oh like you've never worn a bra on your head.

I was like eighteen, she handed it to me after performing that mesmerizing move where you remove it without removing the shirt or sweater over it, and asked me to hang on to it while she caught some air. It seemed the logical thing to do. Alcohol may have been involved. Okay, I was in University at the time, so alcohol was involved in everything...

Don't know about everyone else but I am having fun and talking to people I haven't really yet. It is great.

Yes more moobs. Or be brave and add to the tushie tally

Perhaps my morning shower...

 

[Bigcoat]

...........

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Okay, tonight's official Tittie Tally

https://i.imgur.com/I2yo9zW.jpg

I thought about colour-coding it M/F, Blue / Pink. I also figured I would offend some, get hate mail from some, demands for a new colour from some and a "who the fuck are you kidding" from some. So I decided that everyone looks good in Basic Black. (Cue the AC/DC)


Just so you can see it, my second draft from yesterday:

https://i.imgur.com/JxOAmGl.jpg



Funniest pun I heard today:

https://i.imgur.com/6CzlvnP.jpg

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think they hate me. If the house phone goes to voicemail I get an email and call on my work cell followed by a text to my work cell and personal cell. If there is still no answer, a large gent named Anvil originally from our former head office in Newcastle UK comes by to inquire about my health. (One of those is an exaggeration)




I was like eighteen, she handed it to me after performing that mesmerizing move where you remove it without removing the shirt or sweater over it, and asked me to hang on to it while she caught some air. It seemed the logical thing to do. Alcohol may have been involved. Okay, I was in University at the time, so alcohol was involved in everything...

Perhaps my morning shower...

well that sucks. I hope it was at least actually important.

and everyone has worn a bra on their head at some point, well unless they are really boring, and they still probably did, just were too young to remember

Okay, tonight's official Tittie Tally

https://i.imgur.com/I2yo9zW.jpg

I thought about colour-coding it M/F, Blue / Pink. I also figured I would offend some, get hate mail from some, demands for a new colour from some and a "who the fuck are you kidding" from some. So I decided that everyone looks good in Basic Black. (Cue the AC/DC)


Just so you can see it, my second draft from yesterday:

https://i.imgur.com/JxOAmGl.jpg

lol
so um, did you get whiskey?


and damn Blade, look at that catch up game. I better up my game. It might be us doing the jello wrestling and needing a referee. Warning, don't underestimate me, and reminder, you aren't all that far away. Just saying.

titty tally gif
http://i.imgur.com/n3wQ7Rl.gif

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

well that sucks. I hope it was at least actually important.

and everyone has worn a bra on their head at some point, well unless they are really boring, and they still probably did, just were too young to remember






lol
so um, did you get whiskey?


and damn Blade, look at that catch up game. I better up my game. It might be us doing the jello wrestling and needing a referee. Warning, don't underestimate me, and reminder, you aren't all that far away. Just saying.

titty tally gif
http://i.imgur.com/n3wQ7Rl.gif

If you Jello Wrestle Blade, I will gladly referee. And probably take pictures. No video. Hmm, we may need a film crew. Mooooooochie: How's the Titties budget?

And yes, I got some nice peaty Scotch to sip on a miserable winter night with rain and sleet and snow predicted for tonight. I'm looking forward to the weather

 

[PhotoKink]

Excellent. Not that I don't love the cock trophy, but at that price it best be saying a whole hell of a lot of nice things, making me dinner, rubbing my feet, and cleaning the house, before getting me off.

Why do we have to worry about the price? I thought it will be just a picture with some appropriate writing on it, something that people can put on their blogs or in their profiles: "award nominated ass", "this thread won the best... award in 2020." Or add it in the corner of the userpic, like the stickers they used to put on cassete boxes for films.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Why do we have to worry about the price? I thought it will be just a picture with some appropriate writing on it, something that people can put on their blogs or in their profiles: "award nominated ass", "this thread won the best... award in 2020." Or add it in the corner of the userpic, like the stickers they used to put on cassete boxes for films.

We don't lol. I was just joking around about the price because I was so shocked by it, I felt it deserved a silly mention. Just like the fact that amazon sells a 55 gallon drum of lube. It is surprising enough to be worth mentioning.

 

[PhotoKink]

We don't lol. I was just joking around about the price because I was so shocked by it, I felt it deserved a silly mention. Just like the fact that amazon sells a 55 gallon drum of lube. It is surprising enough to be worth mentioning.

Ok, at 7 am on a Sunday my irony meter is not quite working

 

[PattiJolene]

Oh boy l missed a lot of here....AMAZING boobs ladies, and cute buns you guys.

This thread just makes me smile lol....

So much hard work going into this AmPic Awards. Thanks to Tanstaafl, Justadesperatewifeandmom for all the updates, and of course Moochienanu for creating the details...your guys rock!

 

[deepstar7]

For Tan, so he does not decide that his counting duties are over

And a bit more while I am at it:

Fantastic

 

[deepstar7]

Thank you so much! What an honour!!
I want to thank my mon and dad for their support, and their genetics!



https://i.imgur.com/76f4xgI.gif

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm perfect

 

[emmy_christina]

Okay, tonight's official Tittie Tally

https://i.imgur.com/I2yo9zW.jpg

I thought about colour-coding it M/F, Blue / Pink. I also figured I would offend some, get hate mail from some, demands for a new colour from some and a "who the fuck are you kidding" from some. So I decided that everyone looks good in Basic Black. (Cue the AC/DC)


Just so you can see it, my second draft from yesterday:

https://i.imgur.com/JxOAmGl.jpg



Funniest pun I heard today:

https://i.imgur.com/6CzlvnP.jpg

Sweetie, thank you so much for the update, wow what a job, your amazing.
(and including my little silly pictures)

 

[emmy_christina]

Checking in on here, so made me smile, for sure a happy Sunday afternoon.
Thank you ladies, gents..... for making Emm smile big time and more
for you ALL

 

[emmy_christina]

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok, at 7 am on a Sunday my irony meter is not quite working

probably didn't help that I wrote it at well past wine o'clock

Oh boy l missed a lot of here....AMAZING boobs ladies, and cute buns you guys.

This thread just makes me smile lol....

So much hard work going into this AmPic Awards. Thanks to Tanstaafl, Justadesperatewifeandmom for all the updates, and of course Moochienanu for creating the details...your guys rock!

it is a fun thread, but no need to thank me, I am just here to flash. ok, and banter. yeah, when the thread first started, I was making an effort to get it and keep it rolling, but it is doing that on its own now since so many joined in, as was hoped.

 

[PattiJolene]

it is a fun thread, but no need to thank me, I am just here to flash. ok, and banter. yeah, when the thread first started, I was making an effort to get it and keep it rolling, but it is doing that on its own now since so many joined in, as was hoped.[/QUOTE]

Your Boobs are all the effort you need.... Amazing!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Considering my girls were called out explicitly for an award, it only seems fitting to share a little with the finest ladies I know.

 

[RatherAbsurdOne]

Considering my girls were called out explicitly for an award, it only seems fitting to share a little with the finest ladies I know.

What an amazing smile

 

[Moochienanu]

- Most convincing fake profile (until it wasn’t)

Cinder_Rose

Cuppers - They do seem to fool some still, which baffles everyone


- Least convincing fake profile (when we knew immediately it wasn’t)

Deanna and her thigh gap challenge

Miss 31b in Post your breast size

Cuppers

YummyKitten