<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[kurrginatorX]

Quicksand.

She will contract a computer virus.

 

[Jada59]

She will contract a computer virus.

Squishe to death by large mammaries.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Squishe to death by large mammaries.

What a way to go.

Pummeled by penises.

 

[Jada59]

What a way to go.

Pummeled by penises.

Bwhahaha!

Choked on a peanut hull.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bwhahaha!

Choked on a peanut hull.

While masturbating with a vibrator, she will lose control, having one monumental orgasm after the other. She will lie there, unable to move, as orgasm after orgasm continues to sweep over her body, until she finally succumbs to Orgasmania. It will have to be a closed casket funeral because her huge smile will just be too haunting a thing to look at.

 

[TTawhere]

While masturbating with a vibrator, she will lose control, having one monumental orgasm after the other. She will lie there, unable to move, as orgasm after orgasm continues to sweep over her body, until she finally succumbs to Orgasmania. It will have to be a closed casket funeral because her huge smile will just be too haunting a thing to look at.

:::Now imagining Jada with Joker-esque grin plastered on her face. Shudder:::

 

[kurrginatorX]

:::Now imagining Jada with Joker-esque grin plastered on her face. Shudder:::

I like the new avatar.

I'm thinking something about candy canes up his butt, but I just can't process a coherent enough scenario to flesh it out.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I will die during the zombie apocalypse. My thing will be to take a dump in the opened mouths of dead zombies, but I will grow careless one day and squat over a live zombie who will bite me on the ass, infecting me and turning me into one of the damned.

https://anythinghorror.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/z-vs-s-ass.jpg

 

[_valkyrie_]

Rotgut poisoning.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Terminal Facetiousness

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

Clown posse uprising

 

[TTawhere]

Clown posse uprising

Asphyxiated by dog poo bags.

 

[minthe]

Asphyxiated by dog poo bags.

Eaten by sharks, after walking the plank.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Eaten by sharks, after walking the plank.

Her bra will snap due to the stress of holding in her mammoth breasts. The cups will plaster themselves on her face, knocking her senseless, and she will sadly suffocate.

 

[TTawhere]

Drowned trying to rescue baby ducklings from a storm drain.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

Candy cane sword fight tournament accident.

 

[TTawhere]

Candy cane sword fight tournament accident.

Eggnog overdose.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Eggnog overdose.

He will be done in by his brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A9EBq0Thy4

 

[Series 6]

He will be done in by his brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A9EBq0Thy4

Skin melanoma from the white face makeup

 

[_valkyrie_]

Skin melanoma from the white face makeup

Stopped to smell the flowers, got a bee up his nose, anaphylaxis ensued.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She'll get jacked on Red Bull, think she is a red bull, and chaos will ensue. It won't be pretty.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

He took the phrase "cocaine nosejob" too literally.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Ol' Fido will eat him while he sleeps.

 

[TTawhere]

Ol' Fido will eat him while he sleeps.

Approaching Corbal in a dark alley.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Approaching Corbal in a dark alley.

He'll be goaded by Johnny Knoxville to perform some kind of Jackass dare that goes awry.