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TANSTAAFL58 said:
I typed "Nigella". Stupid autocorrect on my phone evidently has never watched the Food Network.

She would be a great Litster
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I guessed as much. I'm wondering if you know who Nigel Lawson is? See below, for why it made me laugh so much :D

AlliaPotestas said:
Haha - I don’t think a Nigel Lawson cookery Show would be quite so appealing...:D
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Er, no. :D Although he did lose all that weight, do you remember? He was the Fat Chancellor, and then suddenly he was all scrawny...

So for those who might not know, Nigel Lawson is Nigella's father, for whom she was rather egotistically named :rolleyes:

Nigella: gorgeous, curvy cook, self confessed greedy girl and the best lash-batter in the business:

https://cms.qz.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/RTR24R9Z.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=410&h=492&crop=1

Nigel: former Chancellor of the Exchequer, now famous for advocating Brexit whilst living in France and trying to become a French citizen. Not known for his cooking. Or his eyelash-batting.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Official_portrait_of_Lord_Lawson_of_Blaby_crop_2.jpg/220px-Official_portrait_of_Lord_Lawson_of_Blaby_crop_2.jpg
 
numeniusa said:
I guessed as much. I'm wondering if you know who Nigel Lawson is? See below, for why it made me laugh so much :D



Er, no. :D Although he did lose all that weight, do you remember? He was the Fat Chancellor, and then suddenly he was all scrawny...

So for those who might not know, Nigel Lawson is Nigella's father, for whom she was rather egotistically named :rolleyes:

Nigella: gorgeous, curvy cook, self confessed greedy girl and the best lash-batter in the business:

https://cms.qz.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/RTR24R9Z.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=410&h=492&crop=1

Nigel: former Chancellor of the Exchequer, now famous for advocating Brexit whilst living in France and trying to become a French citizen. Not known for his cooking. Or his eyelash-batting.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Official_portrait_of_Lord_Lawson_of_Blaby_crop_2.jpg/220px-Official_portrait_of_Lord_Lawson_of_Blaby_crop_2.jpg
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Nope. I didn't know who Nigella's father was.

Thanks for the pic of her. She's always welcome. Him? Reminds me of what my old Scots Nana would say of someone who was a bit too full of himself: "Ah, yer mother loves ye" (implied: we all think your a jerk).
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Nope. I didn't know who Nigella's father was.

Thanks for the pic of her. She's always welcome. Him? Reminds me of what my old Scots Nana would say of someone who was a bit too full of himself: "Ah, yer mother loves ye" (implied: we all think your a jerk).
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Aw, I love that you had a Scots Nana, they're the best.

Try to concentrate on the pic of Nigella. Nigel is really not Lit material, is he? :rolleyes:
 
tnman03 said:
Well that's a novel discovery, isn't it? ;):D And BTW how was the muesli???:)
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Lovely! I always have muesli for lunch during the week. It's getting ever more complicated, I like to add redskin peanuts to my favourite sugar-free fibre stuff, to make it more exciting, but I can't get them in the same shop as the muesli 'base' comes from, which is itself a different shop where I get my staple food shop. And now I've found these delicious pussy pears, which are from yet another shop.

High maintenance in the muesli department, me ;)
 
I've had a bit of a lady garden accident.

I thought I'd have a tidy up, prior to Friday naughtiness. Took out my epilator and stuck on the shaver head. With the guard on it gets down to a nice 5mm, which is my preferred look. Tidy, nearly nude but not too ... naked.

I didn't notice the guard had fallen off until I'd cleared a diagonal stripe right across my mons... :eek:

I'm anticipating giggling later. I'll have to find some way to distract him... :D
 
numeniusa said:
Lovely! I always have muesli for lunch during the week. It's getting ever more complicated, I like to add redskin peanuts to my favourite sugar-free fibre stuff, to make it more exciting, but I can't get them in the same shop as the muesli 'base' comes from, which is itself a different shop where I get my staple food shop. And now I've found these delicious pussy pears, which are from yet another shop.

High maintenance in the muesli department, me ;)
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If you've a notion for a high fiber diet that's an easy one to partake in. Try adding dried apricots or fresh blueberries. Muesli is something you have to hunt around for here. Granola in all it's many forms seems more the norm.

numeniusa said:
I've had a bit of a lady garden accident.

I thought I'd have a tidy up, prior to Friday naughtiness. Took out my epilator and stuck on the shaver head. With the guard on it gets down to a nice 5mm, which is my preferred look. Tidy, nearly nude but not too ... naked.

I didn't notice the guard had fallen off until I'd cleared a diagonal stripe right across my mons... :eek:

I'm anticipating giggling later. I'll have to find some way to distract him... :D
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Well... you could just go for a waxing and smile sweetly later you know. ;)

Or just make sure you keep him be smitten and overcome with his passions and such. :D
 
numeniusa said:
I've had a bit of a lady garden accident.

I thought I'd have a tidy up, prior to Friday naughtiness. Took out my epilator and stuck on the shaver head. With the guard on it gets down to a nice 5mm, which is my preferred look. Tidy, nearly nude but not too ... naked.

I didn't notice the guard had fallen off until I'd cleared a diagonal stripe right across my mons... :eek:

I'm anticipating giggling later. I'll have to find some way to distract him... :D
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I have a couple of scars down there from being too aggressive when it comes to shaving. :rolleyes:
 
numeniusa said:
I've had a bit of a lady garden accident.

I thought I'd have a tidy up, prior to Friday naughtiness. Took out my epilator and stuck on the shaver head. With the guard on it gets down to a nice 5mm, which is my preferred look. Tidy, nearly nude but not too ... naked.

I didn't notice the guard had fallen off until I'd cleared a diagonal stripe right across my mons... :eek:

I'm anticipating giggling later. I'll have to find some way to distract him... :D
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I say just own it confidently as a fashion statement and suggest he joins you in his and hers patterns :cattail:

Besides, the best sex involves giggling, :heart:
 
numeniusa said:
I've had a bit of a lady garden accident.

I thought I'd have a tidy up, prior to Friday naughtiness. Took out my epilator and stuck on the shaver head. With the guard on it gets down to a nice 5mm, which is my preferred look. Tidy, nearly nude but not too ... naked.

I didn't notice the guard had fallen off until I'd cleared a diagonal stripe right across my mons... :eek:

I'm anticipating giggling later. I'll have to find some way to distract him... :D
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AlliaPotestas said:
I say just own it confidently as a fashion statement and suggest he joins you in his and hers patterns :cattail:

Besides, the best sex involves giggling, :heart:
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Paint the sash you've created in the colours of his favourite football team. Use body paint or tempra.
 
tnman03 said:
If you've a notion for a high fiber diet that's an easy one to partake in. Try adding dried apricots or fresh blueberries. Muesli is something you have to hunt around for here. Granola in all it's many forms seems more the norm.
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I love dried apricots. Now you've reminded me, I might put some of those in the next batch if I haven't been to the 'pussy pears' shop... ;)

I've never been entirely sure of the difference between muesli and granola. More nuts in granola? Less of the oats and other grains?

tnman03 said:
Well... you could just go for a waxing and smile sweetly later you know. ;)

Or just make sure you keep him be smitten and overcome with his passions and such. :D
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I've only ever had my bikini line waxed, not the whole shebang. *winces at the memory*

It's going OK so far. Some regrowth. No obvious sniggering. :D
 
dashie33 said:
I have a couple of scars down there from being too aggressive when it comes to shaving. :rolleyes:
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Hey dashie! :kiss:

Yes, it's way too easy to slice one's self open, even with a safety razor. I've mostly used the shaver attachment on my epilator in recent times. Have you tried an epilator? *pulls an ambiguous face*
 
AlliaPotestas said:
I say just own it confidently as a fashion statement and suggest he joins you in his and hers patterns :cattail:

Besides, the best sex involves giggling, :heart:
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His and hers... *laughs*

He has abundant chest hair. If I catch him smirking, I could shave a stripe in there :devil:
 
Although I am being more...circumspect with my posts, I have to give some love to Lady Numi, and by extension, Lord Hornblende...:rose:
 
DarkSimian said:
Although I am being more...circumspect with my posts, I have to give some love to Lady Numi, and by extension, Lord Hornblende...:rose:
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Circumspect can be good :cool: I hope you're having fun, though. And love right back to you, Lord Dark :heart:
 
This really made me laugh yesterday morning. The radio was on, Stephen Fry talking about how deaf children and children of deaf parents acquire language, in this case sign language. And he played a clip of Caitlin Moran on stage, when her sign language interpreter had to make the sign for 'camel toe'.

I Googled it, of course. Here it is:

https://i.imgur.com/MYCMHgC.jpg

:D

The full thing is on YouTube here. 'Camel toe' is a couple of minutes in.
 
numeniusa said:
This really made me laugh yesterday morning. The radio was on, Stephen Fry talking about how deaf children and children of deaf parents acquire language, in this case sign language. And he played a clip of Caitlin Moran on stage, when her sign language interpreter had to make the sign for 'camel toe'.

I Googled it, of course. Here it is:

https://i.imgur.com/MYCMHgC.jpg

:D

The full thing is on YouTube here. 'Camel toe' is a couple of minutes in.
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That was hilariously novel and well worth the few minutes spent watching the video.

Much appreciated, I love well presented humor and a performer capable of taking advantage of an opportunity.
 
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