What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[jaF0]

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'When they say I'm too horny, I tell there where they cam ram it.'

 

[LizVegas79]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmxo8y5LLT1qeqrz5o1_500.jpg

"That's too bad. Are you married married though, or just regular married?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I promise, I've learned my lesson, honey. No more gambling. And don't be silly,
it's not cheating if you just pretend all these guys I owe money to are me. I love
you so much for doing this for me by the way. I promise I'll reclaim you after they
leave. Unless you're too sore by then of course. They are a lot of them."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/180bcc3a7c9ebf7d32eff5df784a3189/tumblr_inline_nri43mMaDM1rkqhxr_500.gif

"Are you sure there's some in there? Maybe you're empty."

 

[base10]

(Male voice, offscreen)

“Now, repeat after me, “I will not move the remote control again””

If only she could repeat it, but she can't. Which is delicious

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"I promise, I've learned my lesson, honey. No more gambling. And don't be silly,
it's not cheating if you just pretend all these guys I owe money to are me. I love
you so much for doing this for me by the way. I promise I'll reclaim you after they
leave. Unless you're too sore by then of course. They are a lot of them."

If I had only a friend with a wife like her.....

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/05/62289/bdsmlr-62289-b8yeZeo5Qi.jpg

"Damn it, the guy is so awesome, but so dense about girls.....let's kick things up a notch, shall we?"

 

[jaF0]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0611a2c94a99cb4e9573e1e49bc9d1dc/tumblr_ptekedusMc1u5145jo1_540.jpg

" I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony .... ♬ ♬ ♬"


(You may have had to survive the 70s to get that one.)

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0611a2c94a99cb4e9573e1e49bc9d1dc/tumblr_ptekedusMc1u5145jo1_540.jpg

"Okay, it's my first day in L.A. I wonder if any of those guys over there are agents?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0611a2c94a99cb4e9573e1e49bc9d1dc/tumblr_ptekedusMc1u5145jo1_540.jpg

"Oh dang it. That's a Pepsi commercial they're shooting.
I'm never going to get discovered."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.redd.it/d5ngyuhwz4731.jpg

"Whoa. You weren't kidding. Your husband's like super fucking big!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0611a2c94a99cb4e9573e1e49bc9d1dc/tumblr_ptekedusMc1u5145jo1_540.jpg

" I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony .... ♬ ♬ ♬"


(You may have had to survive the 70s to get that one.)

"Are you sure that the cut-offs are necessary? I think that if I slid them down and drank this Coke bottomless, it would send more of the right kind of message, wouldn't it? What? Censors? What censors? Would the censors would be open to a bribe?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/7eb10cb1ec977743940a2d9d34bea893/tumblr_pl37mti9bH1vdadkyo1_500.gif

"There you go, dear. You're in the Society now. Just bear in mind that the blindfold goes on all of us until we've proven that we can be trusted. We can't let just anyone know about the secret Satanic rites or orgies, right?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://i.redd.it/d5ngyuhwz4731.jpg

"Damn, Liz.....I'll eat you out anytime you want if you'll let me use your hubby as a booty call."

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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" I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony .... ♬ ♬ ♬"


(You may have had to survive the 70s to get that one.)

"Things do go better with Coke! Let me show you."

 

[SophieUK]

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“I’m home at last... and guess who I was thinking of all the way home on the train?”

 

[SophieUK]

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(Or seen the another perspective)

“Welcome home, dear, I’m waiting for you !”

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/05/208979/bdsmlr-208979-srrEDTL3Il.gif

“I’m home at last... and guess who I was thinking of all the way home on the train?”

Sophie: how long is this movie? I have to do things today and I've been watching for an hour...

https://78.media.tumblr.com/083cec9ff6d99981708b21a2efc88cd3/tumblr_p9x1tbYpf21smvl8ao1_500.gif

(Or seen the another perspective)

“Welcome home, dear, I’m waiting for you !”

"Make a wish"

 

[SophieUK]

Sophie: how long is this movie? I have to do things today and I've been watching for an hour...



"Make a wish"

^^^^^^ very funny touché !

 

[BrainTeez]

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"No, I promise. It's totally cool. I talked to Liz. She said you can fuck me like a dirty filthy whore,
her words not mine I promise, and cum as much as you want in my ass or even my pussy
or anywhere else you want. Really. I swear. Call her yourself if you don't believe me."

1. I gave Dr. Liz an "A+" on HealthGrades.
2. Talk about the carpet matching the drapes!
3. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry remembered her name as Mulva.

 

[BrainTeez]

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“Stop... stop.... stop...stop... don’t stop!”

Sophie,
How do you know me so well? For I live (and love) for every woman I'm with to use that exact line! Of course, you Brits are very good at Lit.

 

[SophieUK]

Sophie,
How do you know me so well? For I live (and love) for every woman I'm with to use that exact line! Of course, you Brits are very good at Lit.

Female Intuition ?
No.. I just have a dirty mind

 

[base10]

Female Intuition ?
No.. I just have a dirty mind

That dirty mind is in all kind of bad places right now

 

[LizVegas79]

Sophie: how long is this movie? I have to do things today and I've been watching for an hour...

LMFAO!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh these? They're my ex-boyfriends. Whenever I would wear them
HE would rip them right off of me and use me until we both passed out.
So, how was lunch with your mother? Did you tell her I said hello?"