What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a74fc79858a210035325e7e260269c10/tumblr_ptppsgdkId1rdd8ul_540.jpg

"The boys at school, they are just boys. I want to be with a man.
A real man who will do things to me that give me multiple orgasms
over and over and over again."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"The boys at school, they are just boys. I want to be with a man.
A real man who will do things to me that give me multiple orgasms
over and over and over again."

Being a dirty old man, I naturally fantasize about a young lady telling me exactly that. Then again, being a dirty old man, I also like 'em older, too.

 

[jaF0]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/dac1006db23c4830a8c0312598af776f/tumblr_pko5avt1Wr1y261rso1_540.jpg

'Oh, you just wait until I find my phone. I'm gonna call my mother and tell her everything you did. Then I'm gonna call YOUR mother and tell her everything you did. Then they both gonna come see you. Oh boy, you not gonna like THAT!!'

 

[BenDover4]

Son, I just cleaned in here !!!

 

[BenDover4]

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.DiRj-tB7COEAT-w2NpJTEAHaJQ&pid=Api&rs=1&p=0

I'm here for your secretarial initiation.

If you can't sit down for the rest of the day, you've passed...

 

[SophieUK]

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.DiRj-tB7COEAT-w2NpJTEAHaJQ&pid=Api&rs=1&p=0

“First of all, why have you brought a baseball bat into the office, secondly, why are you pushing it up against me while I am trying to work?”

 

[BeginningAuthor]

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.DiRj-tB7COEAT-w2NpJTEAHaJQ&pid=Api&rs=1&p=0.

I'm here for my performance review. If you can't sit down for the rest of the day, I get a raise and bonus.

 

[AlpineFresco]

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.DiRj-tB7COEAT-w2NpJTEAHaJQ&pid=Api&rs=1&p=0

And that's where you blow air in to inflate them.

 

[SophieUK]

https://cdn.pichunter.com/292/8/2928577/2928577_4_o.jpg

“Let’s say we race to the middle ?”

 

[SophieUK]

https://images.i.thechive.com/__9f0f77a1b83ecf6a7934c10bb1591dd3.gif

“I t s ....... F R I D A Y ! “

 

[LizVegas79]

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.DiRj-tB7COEAT-w2NpJTEAHaJQ&pid=Api&rs=1&p=0

I'm here for your secretarial initiation.

If you can't sit down for the rest of the day, you've passed...

"Why yes, of course, I'd love another big raise today, Mister Johnson."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/ZOXIsJj.jpg?1

"Yes, I know "Blowin' In The Wind" you pervert. Why does every single guy
ask me to play "Blowin' In The Wind"?

 

[whenagain]

https://i.imgur.com/ZOXIsJj.jpg?1

"Yes, I know "Blowin' In The Wind" you pervert. Why does every single guy
ask me to play "Blowin' In The Wind"?

“So I actually want to play for the symphony but they’d only give me this rickety guitar. I’m a pro on the French horn!”

 

[LizVegas79]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/gorgeous-asian-girls-38.jpg

"Okay. But how about two of you first, then the next two?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Umm, whoa! ... can we maybe just talk a little first?"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

https://i.imgur.com/ZOXIsJj.jpg?1

"Yes, I know "Blowin' In The Wind" you pervert. Why does every single guy
ask me to play "Blowin' In The Wind"?

A C Major 9th? Fuck off. Do I look like Mark fucking Knoffler? Just look at my tits while I play some Jimmy Buffet. How about "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"

 

[whenagain]

https://cdn04.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/02/652194/bdsmlr-652194-oo6ERw67Te.jpg

"Umm, whoa! ... can we maybe just talk a little first?"

“This is definitely something I’d do for a Klondike bar.”

 

[LizVegas79]

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"We know you're a spy, Liz. But I don't expect you to admit it yet.
I'll give you another chance in an hour or so, hmm?"

 

[BeginningAuthor]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/774bd3de55798e56bfcef3973eb91778/tumblr_ptyvmm6Htf1rz1p2mo1_500.jpg

"We know you're a spy, Liz. But I don't expect you to admit it yet.
I'll give you another chance in an hour or so, hmm?"

The next time I tell you I want something to drink - I DO MEAN LIGHT BEER!!

 

[BuckyDuckman]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0382f99179e88c42023d8d27458ee41c/tumblr_prdjve3miy1wblfm6_500.jpg

"Of course this is all I'm wearing to the cook-out. Last time, it mostly guys and that one, sexy advice doctor from Vegas."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0382f99179e88c42023d8d27458ee41c/tumblr_prdjve3miy1wblfm6_500.jpg

"Doctor Liz says I look cute in this outfit. So guess what?
Fuck you, I'm wearing it over to her party this afternoon.
If guys hit on me and tell me they want to fuck me,
that's their problem, not mine."

 

[SophieUK]

https://cdn04.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/390392/bdsmlr-390392-dxKV83ek8W.gif

“If I want you to cum, you cum, ok? No questions”

 

[Paul_Chance]

http://bos.so/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Italian_erotic_by_Adolfo_Valente_3-1024x683.jpg

"I hate when I lose count. How many people are on a soccer team again?"

 

[Paul_Chance]

http://www.malemodelscene.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dorian-Reeves-Sam-Moukhaiber-03.jpg

"No, it's okay, I just want to watch you cum again. What did you call that machine? A sybian?"

 

[AlpineFresco]

http://bos.so/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Italian_erotic_by_Adolfo_Valente_3-1024x683.jpg

"Once you see the face my nipples and navel make, you can't really see anything else, can you?"