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nick42 said:
'Slackers', 'Fuckers', it's all getting terribly tetchy here and (I know I'll be told off for saying so) maybe the ne'er-do-well pocket-lining p*litic**ns have indeed pissed on our general sense of well-being. I know that they have messed with my Mellow (and that is unforgivable).

In other news, my long-neglected bike will be making a comeback next week (I have not told the wonky knee that it's in for a surprise). I will have time to use the bike as am about to tell employer to shove their job up their poop-chute (so they are in for a surprise too).

Maybe I will become an afternoon 'escort' for mature ladies?
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You sound like someone in need of a nice cuppa!
 
nick42 said:
'Slackers', 'Fuckers', it's all getting terribly tetchy here and (I know I'll be told off for saying so) maybe the ne'er-do-well pocket-lining p*litic**ns have indeed pissed on our general sense of well-being. I know that they have messed with my Mellow (and that is unforgivable).

In other news, my long-neglected bike will be making a comeback next week (I have not told the wonky knee that it's in for a surprise). I will have time to use the bike as am about to tell employer to shove their job up their poop-chute (so they are in for a surprise too).

Maybe I will become an afternoon 'escort' for mature ladies?
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Just as long as you restrict implenentation of poop-chute shove to employment focus. You do not want to find you're a body double for the next instalment of a Jeremy Thorpe bio pic.
 
Random side thought: Speaking of poop shute and Jeremy .. I thought Hugh was rather splendid
 
nick42 said:
'Slackers', 'Fuckers', it's all getting terribly tetchy here and (I know I'll be told off for saying so) maybe the ne'er-do-well pocket-lining p*litic**ns have indeed pissed on our general sense of well-being. I know that they have messed with my Mellow (and that is unforgivable).

In other news, my long-neglected bike will be making a comeback next week (I have not told the wonky knee that it's in for a surprise). I will have time to use the bike as am about to tell employer to shove their job up their poop-chute (so they are in for a surprise too).

Maybe I will become an afternoon 'escort' for mature ladies?
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Excellent news for the attempt to subvert the thread to cycling....! Janey already sharing her long rides with us, and her cycle trips.... it's good for the knees compared to walking and running, honest

As for slacking fuckers... well wouldn't we all aspire to be just that!!
 
LucyCanyon said:
Excellent news for the attempt to subvert the thread to cycling....! Janey already sharing her long rides with us, and her cycle trips.... it's good for the knees compared to walking and running, honest

As for slacking fuckers... well wouldn't we all aspire to be just that!!
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I'm sure tightening fuckers would also receive a warm welcome.
 
nick42 said:
Had similar internal conversation...

For me, I had a return of stress-related illness that previously dragged me very low (physically & mentally). The realisation that I could continue working as hard as hard as I could while co-managers couldn't give a fuck and some sage words from my GP (who recommended two-wheeled therapy) brought me to the conclusion that I needed to leave....

Thinking of getting a t-shirt printed for when I hand back my passes and laptop 'Too Old For This Shit'.....or better still 'Too Old For Your Shit'
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My only suggestion, based on having worked to breaking point and then mentally crashing is to change now, if you can.
 
nick42 said:
'Slackers', 'Fuckers', it's all getting terribly tetchy here and (I know I'll be told off for saying so) maybe the ne'er-do-well pocket-lining p*litic**ns have indeed pissed on our general sense of well-being. I know that they have messed with my Mellow (and that is unforgivable).

In other news, my long-neglected bike will be making a comeback next week (I have not told the wonky knee that it's in for a surprise). I will have time to use the bike as am about to tell employer to shove their job up their poop-chute (so they are in for a surprise too).

Maybe I will become an afternoon 'escort' for mature ladies?
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Sorry if you have misunderstood the intention of anyones posts...we are not tetchy in the slightest, it's a joke amongst the veterans of the thread for many years...we all know each other very well and this is a type of banter we have long had with each other. There is no intention of being exclusive to newer members of the thread...and no, not telling you off...
 
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and Good Morning UK type persons...

hope a good weekend was had...I did a lovely 50 mile cycle through Nottingham and the Vale of Belvoir...hit a bit of a wall at one point but kept on going, even up the hills...His Lordship got his new road bike just in the nick of time and loved the upgrade from his hybrid and even had his first ride in cleats with no incident.. :D:D
 
janeyl said:
and Good Morning UK type persons...

hope a good weekend was had...I did a lovely 50 mile cycle through Nottingham and the Vale of Belvoir...hit a bit of a wall at one point but kept on going, even up the hills...His Lordship got his new road bike just in the nick of time and loved the upgrade from his hybrid and even had his first ride in cleats with no incident.. :D:D
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Greetings moderator... or fucking slacker, whichever you feel suits you best - and seeing how GA eminently suits the latter as he barely wipes his face in here monthly, I think moderator suits you well!

And look at you with your 50 mile ride... !! Cleats are another thing I agree, I got blown over at traffic lights once because one foot in the cleats and one on the ground and the wind from the wrong side and I couldn't get my foot out... keels over to the right still attached to the bike, car occupants had a right larf!

Sunny Suffolk for me later, hope all you lovely UK posters find Alice her perfect job and sort out cycling retirement for Mike 😊😊
 
LucyCanyon said:
Greetings moderator... or fucking slacker, whichever you feel suits you best - and seeing how GA eminently suits the latter as he barely wipes his face in here monthly, I think moderator suits you well!

And look at you with your 50 mile ride... !! Cleats are another thing I agree, I got blown over at traffic lights once because one foot in the cleats and one on the ground and the wind from the wrong side and I couldn't get my foot out... keels over to the right still attached to the bike, car occupants had a right larf!

Sunny Suffolk for me later, hope all you lovely UK posters find Alice her perfect job and sort out cycling retirement for Mike 😊😊
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The irony is that he raved about what a difference they made but will not allow me to have them...probably sensible as I can fall and smash my face in normal shoes without any help at all...
 
LucyCanyon said:
Greetings moderator... or fucking slacker, whichever you feel suits you best - and seeing how GA eminently suits the latter as he barely wipes his face in here monthly, I think moderator suits you well!

And look at you with your 50 mile ride... !! Cleats are another thing I agree, I got blown over at traffic lights once because one foot in the cleats and one on the ground and the wind from the wrong side and I couldn't get my foot out... keels over to the right still attached to the bike, car occupants had a right larf!

Sunny Suffolk for me later, hope all you lovely UK posters find Alice her perfect job and sort out cycling retirement for Mike 😊😊
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oi! fuck off. :D ;)
 
janeyl said:
That one in particular or any job? :kiss:
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Both!
End of annual leave + Monday Morning alarm + no sleep = just wanting to stay in bed.
It’s not the thought of the job so much as the politics of the place, if that makes sense? Took me about three cups of coffee to get over it ;)
 
nick42 said:
Had similar internal conversation...
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It really wasn’t designed to be taken that seriously. There’s a meme. I frequently think I’m hilarious when in actual fact I’m just being a cunt.

Glad you found your two-wheeled happiness :)
 
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