What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

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I just nearly poured a drink all over myself, because I’m too tired to realise I’m not holding a cup 😂
 
Supposedly, it's as easy to bite through your finger as it is to bite through a carrot but no one's brave enough to prove it.
 
Woken too early by a very busy dream!

I dreamt I was going somewhere with my new colleagues, we were walking and stopped to organise people into cars. One of the colleagues popped in a shop, and then came out and tried to get me to go in to issue a refund... the problem was, we were somewhere in America, and I was getting stressed, and saying “I haven’t even done refunds at work, how can I do them in America??”

Then I got a message from a friend that I miss. He was saying nice things, about my new job and my medical care, and updating me on his. Sent me a list of songs that he enjoyed. Whilst checking these messages, I realised my colleagues had gone without me... I had no idea where I was, I was completely lost!

But I was replying to my friend’s messages, and walking around trying to find public transport that would go anywhere I was familiar with. Suddenly I realised I was in a town one of my old managers was from, and was hoping I didn’t bump into him. Wandering around, I suddenly see my ex crossing the same street as me, constantly looking back at me and smiling, like he didn’t know whether to approach me or not. I carried on writing to my friend, and not paying the ex any attention, except long enough to notice there was an ear growing on the back of his right leg :eek:

I know I’m a little nervous about work today, so I think that’s where that bit came from. My friend is someone I care a lot about, and hope he’s okay. The ex was just so random, but I did think I spotted him on a train platform a week ago.

A weird way to start the morning. Bleurgh
 
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Because of the internet, for the first time in history, people can instantly bring a smile to someone’s face - even if they’re across the world.
 
Virgins who were born via a c-section have literally never touched a pussy in their entire lives.
 
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