FrankenLitster

As the resident Politically Correct Lister, I’m going to suggest a gender neutral, Lit Human. And, being the progressive panther that I am, it’s going to be based on personality traits, not physical traits.

Lit Human:

My brain (of course)
Suzanne’s sense of self control
TheSilverLining’s cordial nature
Apisto’s love of tits
Default24’s sense of self worth
 
Can I just create a Mega Brain for pub quiz purposes instead of a person?

Me, because I can answer all the questions pertaining to phonetic erosion and Proto-Slavic features in the Polish language, and everybody knows that covers like over 30% of the questions in any good pub quiz.
Miles, because of sports and books. Also he likes beer, and I guess that's a good feature for a pub quiz brain as well.
Avery, because she knows about politics and probably follows the news and such too. Or if she doesn't, she has me fooled alright.
MWY, because I don't think I've ever asked him anything that he didn't have the answer for. And believe me I have no filter, I ask the most ridiculous questions at the drop of a hat.
Sexybritches, because I just learned yesterday that she's a teacher and teachers know everything. Plus, and this is based on her avatar, if I store the Pub Quiz Mega Brain in her body, she can distract the other pub quizzers and give us an easy win.

And then Miles's brain will drink all the free beer we get for winning.
 
Can I just create a Mega Brain for pub quiz purposes instead of a person?

Me, because I can answer all the questions pertaining to phonetic erosion and Proto-Slavic features in the Polish language, and everybody knows that covers like over 30% of the questions in any good pub quiz.
Miles, because of sports and books. Also he likes beer, and I guess that's a good feature for a pub quiz brain as well.
Avery, because she knows about politics and probably follows the news and such too. Or if she doesn't, she has me fooled alright.
MWY, because I don't think I've ever asked him anything that he didn't have the answer for. And believe me I have no filter, I ask the most ridiculous questions at the drop of a hat.
Sexybritches, because I just learned yesterday that she's a teacher and teachers know everything. Plus, and this is based on her avatar, if I store the Pub Quiz Mega Brain in her body, she can distract the other pub quizzers and give us an easy win.

And then Miles's brain will drink all the free beer we get for winning.

I’m totally on board for this plan. 👍
 
weespanners sexiness
Vavavavooms gigawatt smile
Backdoor Bellas quick wit & intelligence
Corbals sassiness
Bubbly Bookworms bubbliness
 
Default's body
NRJ's head
Apisto's "massive balls" (I haven't seen these, only heard tell of them)
Alpine's voice
and to complete the package,
Pmann's abnormal brain :D

For the Bride of Frankenlister,

I won't name names, but I will be engaging in some unconscionable behavoir (necro-gangbang :cool:) with my five fave females :devil: (If I'm going to create an abomination I might as well become one, right?)

P.S. none of this ends well:

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Thanks to the two lovely gals who nominated my face for their FrankenLitster. Ill mail your cheques. :rose:
 
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