Dear Litster, once more

[beachbaby179]

Dear playlist Litster,

You are at your most eloquent when you choose music for me. Love your selections. I felt you here with me at the start of every new song.

I'm sorry you couldn't possibly have gotten any work done this afternoon. Really truly.

Love, your completely relaxed now Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear playlist Litster,

You are at your most eloquent when you choose music for me. Love your selections. I felt you here with me at the start of every new song.

I'm sorry you couldn't possibly have gotten any work done this afternoon. Really truly.

Love, your completely relaxed now Litster

<whispers> this made my heart smile.

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear Cobbler,

I'm digging my new tie-dye skirt. Orange and purple, natch.

Thinking it would look rad with a black tee.

Just sayin'.


Signed,
Eucalyptus Fairy

Dear Eucalyptus Fairy,

Tie dye skirts would work wonderfully with a black T-shirt. I may have one or two (closer to 125) laying around that would suit you.


Signed,

Apple Pie or Cake Guy

 

[Xerxes82]

Dear awesome lady litsters who have made me feel welcomed,

You three have no idea how much I admire, respect, and enjoy your presence on the threads. I’ve been off and on Lit for 9 years now and the last six months have been my favorite, hands down.

Thank you all for being kind.



Now, for the not fun stuff.

I’m gonna leave for a bit...when you receive a pm in response to an honest post that says the following, and this is a direct quote that I would be happy to screenshot if needed

“ You're just an annoying bug I wanna step on because you're missing the point.
I hope you disappear too bitch. Into the pits of hell. Why would I not be hateful to people that are being mean? You stupid cunt I stopped talking but your dumb ass friend commented about it.
You stupid cunt you don't know me either? Lol you all sound dumb and deserve to choke on satans dick too. You all are cum stains. Useless cum stains.

Have fun on lit enjoy being a basic bitch“


That hurts, quite a bit. I try to be fun and positive and just myself but that’s over the line. Way way wayyy over the line for me. I didn’t deserve that.


So, thank you wonderful ladies for being you. I hope I’ll still be welcomed as a friend some day.


With love,
Words are important

Dear words,

Oh my lord. I can't believe people, I really can't.

But know that you are sweet, fun, and kind. You have always been a delight to me in every interaction we've had. You are a classy, stand up member of this community. And you will be missed while you're gone, if you do leave for a bit.

A friend.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear awesome lady litsters who have made me feel welcomed,

You three have no idea how much I admire, respect, and enjoy your presence on the threads. I’ve been off and on Lit for 9 years now and the last six months have been my favorite, hands down.

Thank you all for being kind.



Now, for the not fun stuff.

I’m gonna leave for a bit...when you receive a pm in response to an honest post that says the following, and this is a direct quote that I would be happy to screenshot if needed

“ You're just an annoying bug I wanna step on because you're missing the point.
I hope you disappear too bitch. Into the pits of hell. Why would I not be hateful to people that are being mean? You stupid cunt I stopped talking but your dumb ass friend commented about it.
You stupid cunt you don't know me either? Lol you all sound dumb and deserve to choke on satans dick too. You all are cum stains. Useless cum stains.

Have fun on lit enjoy being a basic bitch“


That hurts, quite a bit. I try to be fun and positive and just myself but that’s over the line. Way way wayyy over the line for me. I didn’t deserve that.


So, thank you wonderful ladies for being you. I hope I’ll still be welcomed as a friend some day.


With love,
Words are important

Words,

Don’t go.

Love,
Words ARE important

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear awesome lady litsters who have made me feel welcomed,

You three have no idea how much I admire, respect, and enjoy your presence on the threads. I’ve been off and on Lit for 9 years now and the last six months have been my favorite, hands down.

Thank you all for being kind.



Now, for the not fun stuff.

I’m gonna leave for a bit...when you receive a pm in response to an honest post that says the following, and this is a direct quote that I would be happy to screenshot if needed

“ You're just an annoying bug I wanna step on because you're missing the point.
I hope you disappear too bitch. Into the pits of hell. Why would I not be hateful to people that are being mean? You stupid cunt I stopped talking but your dumb ass friend commented about it.
You stupid cunt you don't know me either? Lol you all sound dumb and deserve to choke on satans dick too. You all are cum stains. Useless cum stains.

Have fun on lit enjoy being a basic bitch“


That hurts, quite a bit. I try to be fun and positive and just myself but that’s over the line. Way way wayyy over the line for me. I didn’t deserve that.


So, thank you wonderful ladies for being you. I hope I’ll still be welcomed as a friend some day.


With love,
Words are important

Dear SNG,

You have an open invitation to my attic anytime. To talk, to vent, to play foosball.

Your friend,
DS

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Litsters:

Fuck.

I just sent an encouraging PM to a new friend extolling the virtures of various parts of the Boards.

I forgot to say there are a lot of Dickheads, Twatwaffles and Asshats around who can't feel good about themselves unless someone else feels bad.

They deserve to be ignore to the full extent of your ability.

Shy stay around? I hardly know you but I enjoy your posts. Most people around here are well mannered enough to be able to disagree without being disagreeable.

And Litsters: If you cant do that, please shut the fuck up. Arguing is an intellectual process (I stole that from the Monty Python thread), name-calling, threatening and being a douche don't require any thought.

Lately I have seen too much kink shaming, body shaming and personal attacks.

And to the sender: I don't have a dog in this fight, but just for fuck sake, let it go? Just walk away. Sticks and stones man.


I'm going back to word play and boobies. This is depressing and sad AF.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear awesome lady litsters...

Thank you all for being kind...

Now, for the not fun stuff...

Dear Sweet, Sensitive Girl,

Whoa, Nellie! Somebody needs a ball gag! (Not you)

Plug your ears to the shitty things twatwaffles say, and put them on ignore pronto. Listen to bfg, Fara, and your other friends who love you.

Breaks are good, breaks are healthy, take them when you need them. Your friends will be glad to see you when you return.

Come back when you're ready. One bad apple and all that.

Signed,
You got this

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Twatwaffles

Dear Tan,

Ahhh ha! Jinx!

Cherry Coke, please.


Many Thanks,
H.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Tan,

Ahhh ha! Jinx!

Cherry Coke, please.


Many Thanks,
H.

Dear Honey:

What can I say? Its my favourite word. Cherry coke is in the mail.

(Wanker is number 2)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Honey:

What can I say? Its my favourite word. Cherry coke is in the mail.

(Wanker is number 2)

Dear Polite Canadian,

Now i have three reasons to like you.

Signed,
Watching The Post

 

[JennyNo1]

Now, for the not fun stuff.

I’m gonna leave for a bit...when you receive a pm in response to an honest post that says the following, and this is a direct quote that I would be happy to screenshot if needed *SNIP*

Dear SNG,

I so hate that this happened to you. And I hate that you feel the need to leave, but I can certainly understand. Unfortunately the twatwaffles and douchecanoes tend to run off good people instead of the classless immature ones we'd all applaud leaving. Take your time away and come back soon! We'll be waiting!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear awesome lady litsters who have made me feel welcomed,

You three have no idea how much I admire, respect, and enjoy your presence on the threads. I’ve been off and on Lit for 9 years now and the last six months have been my favorite, hands down.

Thank you all for being kind.



Now, for the not fun stuff.

I’m gonna leave for a bit...when you receive a pm in response to an honest post that says the following, and this is a direct quote that I would be happy to screenshot if needed

“ You're just an annoying bug I wanna step on because you're missing the point.
I hope you disappear too bitch. Into the pits of hell. Why would I not be hateful to people that are being mean? You stupid cunt I stopped talking but your dumb ass friend commented about it.
You stupid cunt you don't know me either? Lol you all sound dumb and deserve to choke on satans dick too. You all are cum stains. Useless cum stains.

Have fun on lit enjoy being a basic bitch“


That hurts, quite a bit. I try to be fun and positive and just myself but that’s over the line. Way way wayyy over the line for me. I didn’t deserve that.


So, thank you wonderful ladies for being you. I hope I’ll still be welcomed as a friend some day.


With love,
Words are important

Dear sweet,

Wow! That is just shitty.
I hope to see you around again.

Signed,

Tumbleweed

 

[Januari]

Dear Litster,

I seriously dislike that I feel I need to write this. But it weighs on me and I’ve never been good at holding my tongue and today is not the day I’m going to start working on it.

When you hurl allegations at someone with your back up being “two people have told me....” and then I see another person post about you sending them PMs with different accusations and more refusal to name “people,“ there is apparently a problem that needs to be addressed.

I am not going to get into your vagusation public post. What I do want to point out is that I was more than comfortable addressing my issues in public even though I knew it would draw ire from others - and did ultimately contribute to the loss of two friendships or friendly relationships. So you can imagine my consternation when I see your name in my messages and your accusation. I have given you no reason to think I would engage in behind-the-scenes plotting against you. IF I were going to say you did/said X, Y, or Z, it would have been said publicly.

And it’s laughable that you believe I would give you that much of my time or energy. To quote my ex-Lit whatever, “Sometimes it’s not all about you.” I have a full-time career that is very demanding. I have a part-time gig that I absolutely love. I lead an educational course one night a week. I volunteer through a program which requires about 15 hours a month of work. Oh, and I am a parent. I am not saying this to pat myself on the back. I am merely pointing out I lack sufficient time to engage in such collusion. In fact, until you showed back up recently, I hadn’t given you a single thought in well over a year. Ironically, I don’t even speak to the person you equated as trash because I also had to explain to her I simply don’t have the time she seemed to need.

Lastly, I would have preferred being able to respond to your accusation via PM; however, it appears you are involved in a lot of behind-the-scenes drama, and I want no part of that. Up until yesterday, my PMs consisted of random pick up lines I never responded to. Yesterday was the first time I really received any sort of messages, and I’m only divulging that now because I am more than comfortable with her sharing our conversation with you. I would prefer it actually for transparency sake.

You need to pursue your witch hunt elsewhere. I might be considered a “witch” by many on here, but I’m an upfront one and NOT the witch you’re looking for.

Sincerely,

The wicked bitch of the East.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Litster,

I seriously dislike that I feel I need to write this. But it weighs on me and I’ve never been good at holding my tongue and today is not the day I’m going to start working on it.

When you hurl allegations at someone with your back up being “two people have told me....” and then I see another person post about you sending them PMs with different accusations and more refusal to name “people,“ there is apparently a problem that needs to be addressed.

I am not going to get into your vagusation public post. What I do want to point out is that I was more than comfortable addressing my issues in public even though I knew it would draw ire from others - and did ultimately contribute to the loss of two friendships or friendly relationships. So you can imagine my consternation when I see your name in my messages and your accusation. I have given you no reason to think I would engage in behind-the-scenes plotting against you. IF I were going to say you did/said X, Y, or Z, it would have been said publicly.

And it’s laughable that you believe I would give you that much of my time or energy. To quote my ex-Lit whatever, “Sometimes it’s not all about you.” I have a full-time career that is very demanding. I have a part-time gig that I absolutely love. I lead an educational course one night a week. I volunteer through a program which requires about 15 hours a month of work. Oh, and I am a parent. I am not saying this to pat myself on the back. I am merely pointing out I lack sufficient time to engage in such collusion. In fact, until you showed back up recently, I hadn’t given you a single thought in well over a year. Ironically, I don’t even speak to the person you equated as trash because I also had to explain to her I simply don’t have the time she seemed to need.

Lastly, I would have preferred being able to respond to your accusation via PM; however, it appears you are involved in a lot of behind-the-scenes drama, and I want no part of that. Up until yesterday, my PMs consisted of random pick up lines I never responded to. Yesterday was the first time I really received any sort of messages, and I’m only divulging that now because I am more than comfortable with her sharing our conversation with you. I would prefer it actually for transparency sake.

You need to pursue your witch hunt elsewhere. I might be considered a “witch” by many on here, but I’m an upfront one and NOT the witch you’re looking for.

Sincerely,

The wicked bitch of the East.

I like this post. More like this plz.

 

[Apisto42]

I like this post. More like this plz.

Here, I can’t eat all this popcorn myself:

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11117/111178634/4766307-8923103725-A7vKF.gif

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear words,

Oh my lord. I can't believe people, I really can't.

But know that you are sweet, fun, and kind. You have always been a delight to me in every interaction we've had. You are a classy, stand up member of this community. And you will be missed while you're gone, if you do leave for a bit.

A friend.

Dear SNG,

You have an open invitation to my attic anytime. To talk, to vent, to play foosball.

Your friend,
DS

Dear Sweet, Sensitive Girl,

Whoa, Nellie! Somebody needs a ball gag! (Not you)

Plug your ears to the shitty things twatwaffles say, and put them on ignore pronto. Listen to bfg, Fara, and your other friends who love you.

Breaks are good, breaks are healthy, take them when you need them. Your friends will be glad to see you when you return.

Come back when you're ready. One bad apple and all that.

Signed,
You got this

Dear walking away for now,

All this. I am so sorry someone was so shitty to you SNG
Put the twatwaffle on ignore and carry on.
Don't let the bastards get you down.

Signed,

Infuriated on your behalf Litster

 

[Januari]

I like this post. More like this plz.

Sorry, Doll.

After last night, I decided if anyone wants to speak to me they are going to have to do it in public. I joined here to be silly, have fun, and flirt harmlessly without commitment. I didn’t plan on dating anyone are getting involved in High school dramatics, but somehow that happened. I didn’t even get a letter jacket or crowned prom queen. It’s bullshit, I tell you.

I will still accept notes passed during class or slipped into my locker.

 

[neakman]

That hurts, quite a bit. I try to be fun and positive and just myself but that’s over the line. Way way wayyy over the line for me. I didn’t deserve that.


So, thank you wonderful ladies for being you. I hope I’ll still be welcomed as a friend some day.


With love,
Words are important

Im sorry SNG that you received such a nasty PM in response of some type of defense of me. You know I appreciate you as I let you know in my PM directly to you. Sorry that you need to take some time off, but I understand. Just remember the source and let it roll of your back the best you can. Till you return......

 

[neakman]

After last night, I decided if anyone wants to speak to me they are going to have to do it in public. I joined here to be silly, have fun, and flirt harmlessly without commitment. I didn’t plan on dating anyone are getting involved in High school dramatics, but somehow that happened. I didn’t even get a letter jacket or crowned prom queen. It’s bullshit, I tell you.

I will still accept notes passed during class or slipped into my locker.

slips on her Letter Jacket with a big L on the chest as I crown her Prom Queen of Lit!!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Here, I can’t eat all this popcorn myself:

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11117/111178634/4766307-8923103725-A7vKF.gif

I'll share my soda.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here, I can’t eat all this popcorn myself:

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11117/111178634/4766307-8923103725-A7vKF.gif

I'll share my soda.

We will watch the drama and giggle and pillow fight.

 

[Misshotndeep]

We will watch the drama and giggle and pillow fight.

Long as we do prank phone calls, I am all in!

 

[Gabriel1664]

Januari

I forgot your locker number and location.
And have a note for you.

G

Sorry, Doll.

After last night, I decided if anyone wants to speak to me they are going to have to do it in public. I joined here to be silly, have fun, and flirt harmlessly without commitment. I didn’t plan on dating anyone are getting involved in High school dramatics, but somehow that happened. I didn’t even get a letter jacket or crowned prom queen. It’s bullshit, I tell you.

I will still accept notes passed during class or slipped into my locker.

 

[Januari]

I forgot your locker number and location.
And have a note for you.

G

Obviously I'm not that memorable then.