Desiremakesmeweak
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Yeah, see, that's the problem with Islam - you all think you know about it from English translations.
And the best one of all, of those, is Muhammad Yussuf Picthall...
aka Marmaduke Picthall, whose disaffection for the British Foreign Office's failing to promote him to the top spot, caused him to change his name (slightly) and produce an English translation of the Koran in order to ingratiate himself with whichever Ottoman leader was harrying the West at the time.
Picthall went to school with none other than Winston Churchill himself and produce his English version of the Koran for the ancestor of a close personal friend of our family's, and often literal neighbour - the Nizam of Hyderabad.
Now, as you all 'know' since you swallow everything told to you by Muslims and the Western Gutter Press, the Koran is the perfect word of Allah with nothing missing and not a single word altered anywhere.
Which is why, neither in Picthall's version nor in any other English version, will you see that verse about how the Earth sits on the back of a whale called 'Nun,' which swims in a gigantic sea contained in a large bowl, beneath which no one knows what holds up the bowl.
Science. The science of Allah - who knows everything, even better than that other dunce, Richard Dawkins.
No, I don't need to provide citations; you have Professor Google for that. Prove to me that a single thing I have said is wrong in the slightest. And yes, in SOME Mosque prayer beginnings, it is recited 'the, or all unbelievers,' but in most Sunni conforming Mosques, they specify Jews and Christians and Atheists.
Further, the Koran is written in the most atrocious rude, coarse and gutter language, containing words like 'arsehole' and 'whore,' the Arabic version of 'C' and many many other extremely rude words and language.
All four Caliphs immediately after Muhammad, were murdered by rivals, and one of them, known as the head slicer (Al Khattab), actually was recorded as saying 'I have made the rivers run red with the blood of my victims whom I HAVE PERSONALLY SLAUGHTERED.'
And Muhammad, was given poisoned meat by the wife of a Jewish tribal leader he had murdered that day, the evening of which he proposed to 'take her as his wife...' ...following which idea she said, yeah, okay but first let me cook you a great dinner.
Some fucking 'prophet.'
You want citations?
What the fuck do you think this is - Al Azhar University? LOL. Besides, no doubt I will have 'taken things out of context, misquoted them, misunderstood them (since I am such a Western fool and a Kufar - 'unbeliever'), mistranslated them' and also, 'do I speak or read Arabic?' and I am clearly 'Islamophobic;' someone with an IRRATIONAL fear of stupidity, er, sorry, Muslims and Islam.
Don't worry - the politicians have your backs.
And the best one of all, of those, is Muhammad Yussuf Picthall...
aka Marmaduke Picthall, whose disaffection for the British Foreign Office's failing to promote him to the top spot, caused him to change his name (slightly) and produce an English translation of the Koran in order to ingratiate himself with whichever Ottoman leader was harrying the West at the time.
Picthall went to school with none other than Winston Churchill himself and produce his English version of the Koran for the ancestor of a close personal friend of our family's, and often literal neighbour - the Nizam of Hyderabad.
Now, as you all 'know' since you swallow everything told to you by Muslims and the Western Gutter Press, the Koran is the perfect word of Allah with nothing missing and not a single word altered anywhere.
Which is why, neither in Picthall's version nor in any other English version, will you see that verse about how the Earth sits on the back of a whale called 'Nun,' which swims in a gigantic sea contained in a large bowl, beneath which no one knows what holds up the bowl.
Science. The science of Allah - who knows everything, even better than that other dunce, Richard Dawkins.
No, I don't need to provide citations; you have Professor Google for that. Prove to me that a single thing I have said is wrong in the slightest. And yes, in SOME Mosque prayer beginnings, it is recited 'the, or all unbelievers,' but in most Sunni conforming Mosques, they specify Jews and Christians and Atheists.
Further, the Koran is written in the most atrocious rude, coarse and gutter language, containing words like 'arsehole' and 'whore,' the Arabic version of 'C' and many many other extremely rude words and language.
All four Caliphs immediately after Muhammad, were murdered by rivals, and one of them, known as the head slicer (Al Khattab), actually was recorded as saying 'I have made the rivers run red with the blood of my victims whom I HAVE PERSONALLY SLAUGHTERED.'
And Muhammad, was given poisoned meat by the wife of a Jewish tribal leader he had murdered that day, the evening of which he proposed to 'take her as his wife...' ...following which idea she said, yeah, okay but first let me cook you a great dinner.
Some fucking 'prophet.'
You want citations?
What the fuck do you think this is - Al Azhar University? LOL. Besides, no doubt I will have 'taken things out of context, misquoted them, misunderstood them (since I am such a Western fool and a Kufar - 'unbeliever'), mistranslated them' and also, 'do I speak or read Arabic?' and I am clearly 'Islamophobic;' someone with an IRRATIONAL fear of stupidity, er, sorry, Muslims and Islam.
Don't worry - the politicians have your backs.
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