Squirters

[Badd Leroy]

I’ve recently found a friend that squirts when she cums. I’ve fantasized for years about experiencing that and now, at just over 50 I have... and it’s better than I dreamed. It was a first for her as well to splash her lovely juice in someone’s face and she loved it! The fact that I loved it made her cum more and more intense.
I’m not talking about urine , there is a definite difference!!!
Would love to share similar stories /experiences .

 

[Matthew Craig]

Just make sure it's on her side of the bed.

 

[Saint Peter]

Piss or mystery fluid? Nobody knows.




I think we can all agree that it smells like beer.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Pysstory fluid.

 

[Badd Leroy]

I’ve recently found a friend that squirts when she cums. I’ve fantasized for years about experiencing that and now, at just over 50 I have... and it’s better than I dreamed. It was a first for her as well to splash her lovely juice in someone’s face and she loved it! The fact that I loved it made her cum more and more intense.
I’m not talking about urine , there is a definite difference!!!
Would love to share similar stories /experiences .

Lol.. yes, I questioned it too. I’m here to tell you gentlemen, (and ladies) that it is indeed different. I was very pleased to discover!

 

[Saint Peter]

Pysstory fluid.

Piss story?

Take it to the AH!

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Lol.. yes, I questioned it too. I’m here to tell you gentlemen, (and ladies) that it is indeed different. I was very pleased to discover!

Geriatric women have been known to squirt at the most inopportune moments.

 

[Dribble]

Lol.. yes, I questioned it too. I’m here to tell you gentlemen, (and ladies) that it is indeed different. I was very pleased to discover!

Lol...ask your doctor next time you go what creates this magical discovery. See...there are several things that can create juice...or slime...or liquid...but only one that can do so in the quantity and force described. But believe what you want. Facts dont matter.

 

[hobbit.]

urine, due to having 'womens'surgey, which effects the blader, and HRT which totaly fucks them up.they literally dont know if they are coming or going.

 

[Badd Leroy]

Lol...ask your doctor next time you go what creates this magical discovery. See...there are several things that can create juice...or slime...or liquid...but only one that can do so in the quantity and force described. But believe what you want. Facts dont matter.

No, facts don’t matter. What I know is It doesn’t taste like piss at all and we both get off on it!! Fuck the science!

 

[Luk]

No, facts don’t matter. What I know is It doesn’t taste like piss at all and we both get off on it!! Fuck the science!

Fuck the science? You must be a republican.

 

[hobbit.]

No, facts don’t matter. What I know is It doesn’t taste like piss at all and we both get off on it!! Fuck the science!

is your friend diabetic? are you a creationist?

(how do you know what piss tastes like?)

 

[Badd Leroy]

Hibbit

is your friend diabetic? are you a creationist?

(how do you know what piss tastes like?)

Yes, I have tasted piss and not fond of it. What’s your point?
Creationist? Are you ?

 

[hobbit.]

Yes, I have tasted piss and not fond of it. What’s your point?
Creationist? Are you ?

creationist? nah.

so when you tasted piss, was it draft or from a vessel? room tempreture , chilled or warmed? over ice? with a slice? carbonated? there are many ways to drink urine, some are of choice, some are of need, some are down right perverted.

piss is piss though. my point was a simple one - how, where and why? (out of curiosty only)

in the middle ages, women who spurrted could be burned as witches - if the damp kidling could be set on fire.

 

[Badd Leroy]

creationist? nah.

so when you tasted piss, was it draft or from a vessel? room tempreture , chilled or warmed? over ice? with a slice? carbonated? there are many ways to drink urine, some are of choice, some are of need, some are down right perverted.

piss is piss though. my point was a simple one - how, where and why? (out of curiosty only)

in the middle ages, women who spurrted could be burned as witches - if the damp kidling could be set on fire.

Wow. You’re a special kind of simplistic idiot. I’m sorry for your family.
I suggest you go find another to poke at that’s dumber than you.

 

[hobbit.]

Wow. You’re a special kind of simplistic idiot. I’m sorry for your family.
I suggest you go find another to poke at that’s dumber than you.

no need for that bro (or sis)

i only asked about your piss drinking experience, The paras regularly hold contests to see who can down a pint the quickest.

if you want to back away from the thread feel free.

 

[Badd Leroy]

no need for that bro (or sis)

i only asked about your piss drinking experience, The paras regularly hold contests to see who can down a pint the quickest.

if you want to back away from the thread feel free.

Nah, that’s ok. I started the thread to get some real feedback and experiences. Maybe swap stories. Antagonistic little dweebs don’t bother me much. I’m thinking you’ve never got a woman off as intensely as I have... and that’s ok little buddy! Maybe one day you’ll get there. In the meantime, best wishes

 

[Dribble]

No, facts don’t matter. What I know is It doesn’t taste like piss at all and we both get off on it!! Fuck the science!

Wow. You’re a special kind of simplistic idiot. I’m sorry for your family.
I suggest you go find another to poke at that’s dumber than you.

There are simplistic idiots...and then there are those that say facts dont matter and fuck the science. Personally, I respect the simplistic idiots far more than the latter.

 

[Badd Leroy]

There are simplistic idiots...and then there are those that say facts dont matter and fuck the science. Personally, I respect the simplistic idiots far more than the latter.

And that’s your prerogative.. ask me if I give a fuck.

 

[Badd Leroy]

There are simplistic idiots...and then there are those that say facts dont matter and fuck the science. Personally, I respect the simplistic idiots far more than the latter.

You obviously didn’t read it all where I stated that It was fucking hot.. should anything also matter? We both enjoyed it!

 

[hobbit.]

Nah, that’s ok. I started the thread to get some real feedback and experiences. Maybe swap stories. Antagonistic little dweebs don’t bother me much. I’m thinking you’ve never got a woman off as intensely as I have... and that’s ok little buddy! Maybe one day you’ll get there. In the meantime, best wishes

no wories homie i prefer my ladies to retain control of the bladder, but what ever, literally, floats your boat.

 

[Badd Leroy]

no wories homie i prefer my ladies to retain control of the bladder, but what ever, literally, floats your boat.

Not worried junior.. I love when my ladies lose control. Makes a person wonder why you’re so concerned about my activities. You need more experiences. But Oh yeah, Mommy still does your laundry and makes your lunch. Bed time little man.
Nite nite

 

[Januari]

i feel like a woman saying “It’s my first time (insert whatever)” is the equivalent of a man saying “just the tip.”

 

[Badd Leroy]

i feel like a woman saying “It’s my first time (insert whatever)” is the equivalent of a man saying “just the tip.”

Lol..are you with the little hobbit? I’m not sure what you mean?

 

[Dribble]

And that’s your prerogative.. ask me if I give a fuck.

If you didnt, you would never have responded. But facts dont matter...lol