Jada59
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Tried to invent something for sexual pleasure but something went wrong and it launched him clear into outer space.
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Tried to invent something for sexual pleasure but something went wrong and it launched him clear into outer space.
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Catnip overdose.
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This is my 3rd or 4th time having to predict Jason's demise. Let's see …
Becomes stuck in his kayak and buzzards peel the skin from his face, ravens eat his eyes--but he's still alive; that is, until the sun boils his brain, making him a zombie, then he bites someone, beginning the zombie apocalypse, thus the ruination of all humankind.
Becomes stuck in his kayak and buzzards peel the skin from his face, ravens eat his eyes--but he's still alive; that is, until the sun boils his brain, making him a zombie, then he bites someone, beginning the zombie apocalypse, thus the ruination of all humankind.
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Running from the zombie apocalypse, fell and hit his head on a curb.
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Stopped to help me but I pushed him into the zombie hoard and made my escape.
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The She-Kraken I see behind him dragged him back to her lair.
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Made a deal with Hela, and time's up.
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Wanted to prove the veracity of a journey to the centre of the Earth, by following, to the letter, the words of Jules Verne. Jumped into a volcano in a metal barrel with a periscope.
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She smiled for the first time since birth. Her body couldn't handle the stress and she went into shock.
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Snagged by a pterodactyl.
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drowning in a cooler of popsicles
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"Man overboard! Man overboard!"
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"Man overboard! Man overboard!"
She lives a long and fulfilling life passing away peacefully in her sleep at the age of 102.
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Fell into the worlds' largest mason jar. It had some honey in the bottom and he's now stuck there forever.
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Thank you!!
Passed away from cat scratch fever.
She bit a poison apple that the evil, jealous witch gave her while posing as an old lady.
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Horribly mauled by a mutant chinchilla.
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Scissors, while running had tripped and....
QuietCanadian
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Drowned in melted ice cream.
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Was quiet at the wrong time....
She was directing the unloading of a truck full of peanuts to go with her caramel, and accidently dumped the full load on top of herself.
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Lost control of the helicopter he was flying in.
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Couldn't stop dancing, but she was in a rowboat without a life preserver.
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Was distracted by a giant naked JOI hologram and crashed his flying car.
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