What's He or She Saying?

[Taegul]

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"You're the worst roommate we've ever had. Don't you ever take my parking spot again!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Why does my Uber driver always take dirt roads? So annoying!"

LOL!

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hey Babe, I told you to never to call me while I'm working.
Yes, I'm still at the lake house.. um, I mean at the Convention Center.
Noooo, I don't know when I'll be home, so stop asking me!
Listen! I have my hands full right now, so I can't talk right now.
I'll call you later. Love you too. Bye!"

....

 

[peekingone]

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"I will be home a bit later as I am watering the plants at the other house. Can't believe how wet I have to get them from the heat."

 

[SophieUK]

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"Hey!”
“You!”
“Yes, you! My eyes are up here, right”
“Up here”

 

[LizVegas79]

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"So ... umm ... hi ... do you have any pot?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh my gosh! Is it broken? Maybe I can try to fix it for you, okay?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I really want to thank Taegul for fixing my thread for me. I wonder if he'd like a surf lesson?
If I knew how to surf I'd give him one myself, but I don't. Hmmm ... maybe I'll let him buy me a drink though ... maybe I'll even let him buy me two ....

(thanks again sweetie! )

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hmmmm, I could've sworn I told Lizzie I'd meet her at her house.....and who is that hot guy she has with her?"https://i.pinimg.com/564x/6c/17/79/6c1779fad3971ddeb97e223bef898b90.jpg

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh, is that so? You think for fixing my thread I should suck your dick do you?
Well, the way I see it you're the one who broke my thread, so it's you who should be
apologizing to me, Taegul. So ... just exactly how do you propose to do that?"

 

[Taegul]

"I really want to thank Taegul for fixing my thread for me. I wonder if he'd like a surf lesson?
If I knew how to surf I'd give him one myself, but I don't. Hmmm ... maybe I'll let him buy me a drink though ... maybe I'll even let him buy me two ....

(thanks again sweetie! )

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"Oh shit! I'm late for my surf lesson with Liz. Must go faster. Must go faster. I hope I'm not underdressed for this..."

 

[Taegul]

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"Oh, is that so? You think for fixing my thread I should suck your dick do you?
Well, the way I see it you're the one who broke my thread, so it's you who should be
apologizing to me, Taegul. So ... just exactly how do you propose to do that?"

May I apologize to your feet first?

 

[Taegul]

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[Taegul]

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"I'm a trained hypnotist so please concentrate on following all of my instructions. Look straight forward and feel yourself gradually getting sleepier. When I count to five, you will have the hardest erection you've ever had. One....Oh my, it looks like a boiling thermostat about to blow already!"

 

[Taegul]

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"I can't believe Taegul just ditched me here to go surfing with Liz. Doesn't he know I could have just as much fun with Liz as he can?"

 

[Taegul]

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"Trust me, this is how we exorcise demons nowadays in the modern church. This may take a while, but I'll pull him out of you!"

 

[JerseyJade]

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"I can't believe Taegul just ditched me here to go surfing with Liz. Doesn't he know I could have just as much fun with Liz as he can?"

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Oh, way to go, Taegul!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"You mean like this? Is this how I ride a surfboard Taegul?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh, is that so? You think for fixing my thread I should suck your dick do you?
Well, the way I see it you're the one who broke my thread, so it's you who should be
apologizing to me, Taegul. So ... just exactly how do you propose to do that?"

May I apologize to your feet first?

"You may. But only the left one first. We'll see how you do with her before you get to apologize to my other one."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Good call, Taegul. Trust me, you do NOT want to piss me off by picking a stupid blonde instead of me!"

 

[Taegul]

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Oh, way to go, Taegul!

"Good call, Taegul. Trust me, you do NOT want to piss me off by picking a stupid blonde instead of me!"

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"Oh shit, I think they might be ganging up on me!"

 

[JerseyJade]

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"Oh shit, I think they might be ganging up on me!"

Lmao!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh shit! I'm late for my surf lesson with Liz. Must go faster. Must go faster. I hope I'm not underdressed for this..."

Me: "Umm, you're late. The tide's already gone out. Or come in. Or whatever!
And where's your "I Liz" ankle bracelet, by the way? I thought you like-liked me?"

(love that black sand beach btw - wow! i'd probably never leave if i ever went there! )

 

[Taegul]

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"I'm glad you came to the clinic, now let's see what this 5 hour Viagra-induced erection looks like. Oh my, I'm gonna have to clear my schedule immediately!"

 

[JerseyJade]

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"OMG! It's clients like you that make me love working at Liz's clinic.
Now, just sit back and relax. This is going to take awhile. Mmmmm!"