What's He or She Saying?

[Taegul]

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"Do you have ADD? You seem very distracted for some reason."

 

[Taegul]

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"Did that manly boogie board of yours snap in two? Hop on, you can ride me back to shore."

 

[Taegul]

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"We're going in the water, how about you? I hope you're not afraid to get wet. We certainly aren't."

 

[JerseyJade]

"Hey Babe, I told you to never to call me while I'm working.
Yes, I'm still at the lake house.. um, I mean at the Convention Center.
Noooo, I don't know when I'll be home, so stop asking me!
Listen! I have my hands full right now, so I can't talk right now.
I'll call you later. Love you too. Bye!"

 

[Taegul]

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"I don't have any money for surf lessons. Do you think there is another way I could pay you instead? You know, to work off my debt if you teach me to surf?"

 

[Taegul]

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"I'm definitely hiring you, but I haven't decided for which position. Let's see you audition...err...interview for the department manager position first and see if you have what it takes to...ahem...satisfy me."

 

[Taegul]

http://www.juicygif.com/albums/userpics/2014y/06/17/0/1/7038-handjob-fun.gif

"I love having a boss that gives me a raise whenever I ask for one."

 

[Taegul]

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"Come finish unwrapping your present."

 

[Taegul]

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Woman in doorway - "Oh my God! I can't believe you're fucking my boyfriend!"

Woman on her back - "Payback is a bitch. Fuck you lil sis!"

 

[Taegul]

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"Ho-hum. So what are you guys doing after class today?"

 

[Taegul]

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The guy - "Stop looking back at me, it makes it harder to imagine I'm fucking Betty White."

 

[Solsurfer]

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"Wanna come back to our place, no strings attached? Well, except for the strings on our bikinis, but those will come right off, we promise."

“You girls are in luck! There’s a town about 4 miles that way. I’m sure you’ll find a couple of guys that would love to help you out.”

 

[Taegul]

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"My breast implants are actually made of magnets so this is a clever party trick I can do to impress people and keep them staring at my tits."

 

[SophieUK]

Her....

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“Don’t..
For...
One...
Second..
Think..
You..
Are...
Getting...
Away..”

 

[Taegul]

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"No sweetheart, I'm still at the office. Work is a real pain in the ass right now, and I have a very hard project I'm still working on."

 

[Taegul]

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"And the final step in our handjob instructional video is the final milking process. Make sure you get every last drop, we wouldn't want any wasted, would we ladies?"

 

[Taegul]

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"Water's a bit choppy today, isn't it?"

"Is it? I hadn't noticed..."

 

[Taegul]

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"One and two and...aww dammit, this is no fair!"

 

[Taegul]

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"Why does my Uber driver always take dirt roads? So annoying!"

 

[Taegul]

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"Give me the rubber ducky NOW, Taegul."

I would so give her my rubber ducky...

 

[Taegul]

https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/vanessa_hudgens_see_thru_nips.jpg

"You're not a necklace thief are you? Why do you keep staring at it like you want to take it for yourself? Do you? Do you want to take it for yourself?"

 

[Taegul]

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"Your limp-dicked brother fucked me harder than this. Harder! Faster!"

 

[Taegul]

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"Oh Hell. I can already tell the neighbors are gonna be calling in some noise complaints tonight!"

 

[Taegul]

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"Alright Taegul, but only because you showed me first."

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[Taegul]

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"You're the worst roommate we've ever had. Don't you ever take my parking spot again!"