Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

So why are you reading this thread

  • I didn't know what I was opening, and now I am backing away slowly, never to return

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  • I lurk, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

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  • I participate, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 7 3.8%
  • I lurk, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 104 55.9%
  • I participate, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 39 21.0%
  • Not turned on, but come because that bitch is fucking hilarious

    Votes: 4 2.2%
  • Shut up with the poll, I am busy with my pole.

    Votes: 12 6.5%

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A badge by any other name ...

So I am sitting here perving on lit ... (sic) ... Now, I swear to god, I hear one of the chicks say “stop fucking me”, I look up, and there is no fucking to be seen ... (sic) ... I was kind of jealous of Smurfette ... (sic) .. Yeah that is my story as I sit here dreaming about being Smurfette.

G'morning Justaette, (giggles)

I don't think you're alone in hearing what you "thought" you heard as there is so much in subliminal innuendos in advertising, specifically layout and design using sex to initially sell alcohol and tobacco, where, it eventually carried into mainstream America for various other products that it's now become commonplace. This carried initially from print across all forms of media now.

I think your attention on Lit and DC as background sound inadvertantly drew your attention because you actually heard what you did, no mistaking it, your one sense (hearing) honed into it because your other sense (sight) was primary. Essentially, you were "wired for sound."

And I got a "good giggle" at the "whore" comment. Long ago I came up with the phrase "nefarious promiscuity" in lieu of "slut/whore/tramp" and often wondered if they had a "girl scout badge" where I could get one (giggles again)

That about sums it up.
Enjoy perving Lit Justaette.
Honey x
 
Ah yes, you would make a great smurfette, we should work on a smurf porn. Like 15 guys and you and of course, one creepy fucker dressed like a vampire with a cat. Call it "Smurf My Ass" or "I Smurfed 15 Smurfs"...

I think I need a cup of coffee...and a therapist.
 
So I am sitting here perving on lit while my son is watching DC Super Hero Girls. No idea why my son loves those chicks, but he does. I think it is good he is watching bad ass chicks anyway.

Now, I swear to god, I hear one of the chicks say “stop fucking me”, I look up, and there is no fucking to be seen. I have this problem with kids shows a lot. I guess one should not watch kid shows with a dirty mind.

Back in the day, we had Mr Rogers and Peewee Herman. Both of them creeped me out. I guess it was the whole being overly nice. But yeah, no Neighbor Rogers, I will not follow you in back to a magical land, thanks. No Pee-wee, I will not play with you or your cream soup, thanks.

Bert and Ernie and all the tub time.

Then we have the Smurfs. I was kind of jealous of Smurfette. Cute chick completely surrounded by guys, and the only chick around. Yeah she had a blast, and was a total whore. Case in point https://www.***********/s/kub4lb94bz0t7qs/smurfetteclip.mp4?dl=0

Not that I blame here, I mean she was the hottest chick anyone ever saw ever. Had to be fucking awesome, yeah, I’d be a total whore too

We have Mandy refusing to take Irwins hand because she knows where it has been in The Grim Adventures of Bill and Mandy. Will spongebob drop the soap or not? A hooker in Toy Story. Barney having two heads in the Flintstones. Spongebob weiner chants. Flash and his dating trouble because of being the fastest man alive.

Is it really any wonder why I am happily making dinner with the kid watching Sesame Street and they talk about rubbing balls and things growing that I have to stop and look? Maybe it isn’t me with the dirty mind, maybe it is the creators. Yeah that is my story as I sit here dreaming about being Smurfette.

It's the multitasking on Lit that makes you year things.

Yesterday,I had a day off, but I had to call in to a conference call. Myrevenge was to browse Lit while I talked. Tits and budget discussions go together, evidently because I got my way!
 
So you want to see how much energy my tits lose if in your face then dropped from your face?

one of the more interesting things someone has wanted to do with my tits, but still not as unique as my plan for allia's

I'm not familiar with this allia or what these plans entail - but I am intrigued...
 
Fucking love Saturday morning cartoons...
I'm smurfing myself right now, actually.
😝

Mmm. It is always fun to Smurf

G'morning Justaette, (giggles)

I don't think you're alone in hearing what you "thought" you heard as there is so much in subliminal innuendos in advertising, specifically layout and design using sex to initially sell alcohol and tobacco, where, it eventually carried into mainstream America for various other products that it's now become commonplace. This carried initially from print across all forms of media now.

I think your attention on Lit and DC as background sound inadvertantly drew your attention because you actually heard what you did, no mistaking it, your one sense (hearing) honed into it because your other sense (sight) was primary. Essentially, you were "wired for sound."

And I got a "good giggle" at the "whore" comment. Long ago I came up with the phrase "nefarious promiscuity" in lieu of "slut/whore/tramp" and often wondered if they had a "girl scout badge" where I could get one (giggles again)

That about sums it up.
Enjoy perving Lit Justaette.
Honey x

Probably. And no girl scout badge for whore, but if you work as a girl scout camp councilor, you get a nickname, everyone does. They dubbed me "Bunny" the original reason was their predicated future career for me as a playboy bunny, but also made sense because like the energized bunny, I just keep going and going and going. I was an incredibly high energy person. One thing that always sucked wherever I worked with children, they always gave me the 2 to 6 year olds because of my high energy upbeat self. I prefer older kids.

Ah yes, you would make a great smurfette, we should work on a smurf porn. Like 15 guys and you and of course, one creepy fucker dressed like a vampire with a cat. Call it "Smurf My Ass" or "I Smurfed 15 Smurfs"...

I think I need a cup of coffee...and a therapist.

On board, but let's bring it down to like 5 guys. I don't think I could handle 15. 5 seems reasonable

It's the multitasking on Lit that makes you year things.

Yesterday,I had a day off, but I had to call in to a conference call. Myrevenge was to browse Lit while I talked. Tits and budget discussions go together, evidently because I got my way!

Haha. Yeah. I have had people I sent videos to know more about the meeting than I do and ask me questions about it lol.

I'm not familiar with this allia or what these plans entail - but I am intrigued...

She is another ampics chick. She mentioned she doesn't like men telling her the pervy things they want to do with her body (not sure why, I actually like well written ones or funny ones) but so I must tell her what I want to do with her boobs, and it boiled down to take her to lunch, laugh and joke, try to land my straw wrapper in her cleavage, then do a victory dance when I succeed. She didn't seem to mind, but probably because my respect for her is very high, she is my favorite female here. And maybe because she knows it would be funny. My victory dances are awesome
 
And yet know one is here following my instructions.

Even my cute cock didn't listen to me today and I had to fend him off with a chair.


Hmm, seems you need to tighten the reigns there and have everyone toeing the line more. Lay down some law dear....

Hahahaha. As if that ever works, I know how to get people to listen to me at work. But home is a whole another animal.

Spring certainly isn't the only thing that's sprung.
 
Hmm, seems you need to tighten the reigns there and have everyone toeing the line more. Lay down some law dear....

Hahahaha. As if that ever works, I know how to get people to listen to me at work. But home is a whole another animal.

Spring certainly isn't the only thing that's sprung.

I don't know, no one takes me seriously haha.

Well glad to hear something has sprung

Porn and art are not necessarily mutually exclusive

True true, but generally I only use "art" when I am trying to step outside my comfort zone in the porn I display.

You are stunning...that being said, fuck you and your spring flowers, it's 15 degrees here...why must you rub it in our faces devilwoman!!?? :kiss:

Thank you. You could always go down, cum down, come down. You could always come down.

And see sights like this.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost...n-shaves-legs-while-riding-on-motorcycle/amp/

Ah Florida woman.
 
I don't know, no one takes me seriously haha.

Well glad to hear something has sprung



True true, but generally I only use "art" when I am trying to step outside my comfort zone in the porn I display.



Thank you. You could always go down, cum down, come down. You could always come down.

And see sights like this.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost...n-shaves-legs-while-riding-on-motorcycle/amp/

Ah Florida woman.

Ha, I know how that goes.
I like to be a jokester too much, can be a pain sometimes almost have to get angry in order to be taken seriously.

Sprung indeed, makes for a fun morning early afternoon.
 
Hilarious...that is soooooo Florida. Was just there last week so I shouldn't complain, it was a nice break. You can keep it com July when the insects are flying away with small pets.

And I'll go down...cum on...come down...all the above any day day gorgeous...all day. :kiss:
 
Ha, I know how that goes.
I like to be a jokester too much, can be a pain sometimes almost have to get angry in order to be taken seriously.

Sprung indeed, makes for a fun morning early afternoon.

Yeah pretty much, and even then I get asked if I am serious. Plus side I can actually walk around telling people the truth if I choose

Hilarious...that is soooooo Florida. Was just there last week so I shouldn't complain, it was a nice break. You can keep it com July when the insects are flying away with small pets.

And I'll go down...cum on...come down...all the above any day day gorgeous...all day. :kiss:

Did you have a good time? And now I want to find my picture of "Tony". A grasshopper whose poop was bigger than a squirrels. He was a big guy.
 
Yeah pretty much, and even then I get asked if I am serious. Plus side I can actually walk around telling people the truth if I choose



Did you have a good time? And now I want to find my picture of "Tony". A grasshopper whose poop was bigger than a squirrels. He was a big guy.

Hahahaha. I love when people say, "oh man you're so funny" when they think I'm joking, and I just think in my head "I'm not joking, I'm just an asshole, but you dont seem to figure that out, so yeah...funny"
 
Had an okay time, was down there for work so spent the majority of time inside the Orlando conv center but the weather was a nice break from the shitty midwest ice fest. Next time, I'll give you a shout and take you out for a drink.

I love that the thought of me going down on you makes you think of giant grasshopper poop. You are my kind of lady.
 
Aw. Thanks. Will add telling off trolls with my tits to the special skills section of my resume.

And actually I have only quit 2 jobs with real flair, and neither involved my tits. One involved my ass though.

And I don't know what my ass tattoos would say. It is something that would come with the feeling of the moment.

And my fucking god, that left lanr, almost every fucking day, what the fuck is that. I am all for nonconformity, except when driving,, just fucking follow the rules. Sometimes I want to be a traffic cop, just to pull over morons, to tell them they are morons, in exquisite detail.

Well I hope you enjoyed your hotel room jacking and it worked out for you



Well, I hope the next time you quit your job that it involves your tits somehow. How did your ass get involved that other time you quit?

Yeah, the thing is that on the interstate that I drove yesterday there are signs that say "Left Lane is for passing only." How do people ignore that?

Yeah, hotel jacking was great. About as good of a time that I can have by myself. Had a good, especially explosive orgasm. Went to sleep thinking about your tits, and the first thing I thought of upon waking up was about your tits. Justa, I'm addicted to looking at your tits, big time. About to jack to them some more then get on with my day and do the stuff that I actually traveled for. Hell, I'm probably gonna think of your tits all day no matter what I do!
 
I whole-heartedly concur Justaette.
You have a lovely bunch of flowers. (giggles)
Truly artistic. Loving it.

Thank you. Yup lots of flowers in the yard today


Hahahaha. I love when people say, "oh man you're so funny" when they think I'm joking, and I just think in my head "I'm not joking, I'm just an asshole, but you dont seem to figure that out, so yeah...funny"

Yup. I will say though, being a chick, I have it easier.

Like one of the men was complaining to me that my temp who had just been let go, had said to him that he wanted to fuck this guys wife and he really wanted to deck him. And I said oh come on, that is unfair, I want to fuck your wife, seriously, you've seen her. And he is now laughing his ass off. My temp says he wants to fuck his wife, it is offensive, I say it, it's hilarious.

Had an okay time, was down there for work so spent the majority of time inside the Orlando conv center but the weather was a nice break from the shitty midwest ice fest. Next time, I'll give you a shout and take you out for a drink.

I love that the thought of me going down on you makes you think of giant grasshopper poop. You are my kind of lady.

Well hey better weather is nice.

And hahaha. What can I say, I am just that kind of girl. Don't you wish your girlfriend was just like me lol.

Well, I hope the next time you quit your job that it involves your tits somehow. How did your ass get involved that other time you quit?

Yeah, the thing is that on the interstate that I drove yesterday there are signs that say "Left Lane is for passing only." How do people ignore that?

Yeah, hotel jacking was great. About as good of a time that I can have by myself. Had a good, especially explosive orgasm. Went to sleep thinking about your tits, and the first thing I thought of upon waking up was about your tits. Justa, I'm addicted to looking at your tits, big time. About to jack to them some more then get on with my day and do the stuff that I actually traveled for. Hell, I'm probably gonna think of your tits all day no matter what I do!

Well how does anyone quit with their ass? You tell your boss he can suck your ass and lift the skirt up for dramatic effect before storming out.

I know, read the sign bitch, as I angrily point to them while gesticulating wildly.

Well I am happy to know you really enjoy staring at my tits. They really don't get stared enough at in real life, so it is nice to hear. Happy jacking.
 
Oh you know you'd fucking love for me to tell you what to do. Besides I'm fair, and you'd have your turn. Unless you tell me to clean your house, then you can suck my ass.

You mean wimmenz have a purpose besides sammiches and cleaning? :D

But I like that you're fair. I'll make you sammiches too. "Suck my cunt" is a better thing to say when asked to clean because that is something I'll do. :rose:
 
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