Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

So why are you reading this thread

  • I didn't know what I was opening, and now I am backing away slowly, never to return

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I lurk, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 19 10.2%
  • I participate, she is one crazy ass bitch, but she still turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 7 3.8%
  • I lurk, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 104 55.9%
  • I participate, she is fucking hilarious, and also turns me on/makes me cum

    Votes: 39 21.0%
  • Not turned on, but come because that bitch is fucking hilarious

    Votes: 4 2.2%
  • Shut up with the poll, I am busy with my pole.

    Votes: 12 6.5%

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    186
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I like my mom panties (yeah at least 20 pairs of black mom panties) I feel they look best on me. Actually I have always had a lean to that cut, thought I did branch out more when younger. black mom panties forgive.



aww well thanks, but don't challenge me. You know I am sure I could come up with something too distracting.



well that is a good feature to have in a tongue.

and nothing exciting. I bought hubby beer, he bought me cheesecake, kid gave me a birdhouse. came home to more kids than I have given birth to and cursed under my breath. the usual



well fuck it, it is friday, ask and you shall receive. hold on


lol. not in my world. I do not go in public without a bra.



cussing feels like sin, but perving on my body and sometimes watching me get off doesn't. that is weird



thank you


not exactly. my hubby was a stay at home dad. he met another stay at home dad with a kid the same age. well now the kid is in kindergarten, dh took a very flexible job. the other dad got a job like 2 weeks ago, and has been having my hubby pick up his kids, and keep them for like half an hour, kind of annoying as hubby drives a work truck, and one kid is fine but. anyway more annoying is he had to stay late yesterday doing nothing. So kids still existed. dude needs to figure things out, I mean a once in a blue moon thing is ok, but this is getting old.

but yeah, mine was slightly better than that, as cheesecake.



well thank you. you have mentioned it once before I think lol. someday I shall wake up that way, someday lol


Ah, well not a terrible way to celebrate it.

Personally not a fan of bday, specially being born on it.
 
Ah, well not a terrible way to celebrate it.

Personally not a fan of bday, specially being born on it.

Well could be worse. I feel bad for those end of december birthdays.

I always wished mine was near end of october. I would have had costume birthday parties every year (I have always loved halloween, for the costumes mainly, and sometimes the full on acting, I used to volunteer for working haunted houses, or always volunteered to work halloween, as I'd be out by 10 before parties really got started but I could work a full character at work)
 
Well damn, I knew they could break buttons, didn't know they could freeze screens



I already did the volume calculations in an early post
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90335625&postcount=2063
thus being able to estimate.

I also weighed with a digital kitchen scale....though it is a knock off.

so yeah still not sure if my weighing or my estimation is off.

Thanks for the reference to your prior work on the subject. I concur that size perception is related (in some part) to shape and weight distribution.

A digital kitchen scale is probably the best you can do in terms of home use.

I do have a laboratory scale that is much more accurate and I would offer my services, but I'm sure you've had other offers that were much better...

Nonetheless, thanks for your willingness to discuss the scientific principles of mass and density. I also imagine they must create a wave-like feature when in motion...
 
Well could be worse. I feel bad for those end of december birthdays.

I always wished mine was near end of october. I would have had costume birthday parties every year (I have always loved halloween, for the costumes mainly, and sometimes the full on acting, I used to volunteer for working haunted houses, or always volunteered to work halloween, as I'd be out by 10 before parties really got started but I could work a full character at work)


Yes very true.

A Halloween birthday would be amazing.
Hands down my favorite holiday, and definitely go full costume on it. I always loved Halloween parties, specially in college, now it's more fun just for the entertainment and the giving good natured scares to kiddos.
 
as requested because why not

http://i.imgur.com/rfXnLnc.gif

Okay, now we're talking pendulums and simple harmonic motion.

We know that there are two forces acting on the "mass" - tension (T) and gravitational force (mg).

This also reminds me of the famous bowling ball pendulum demonstration where a bowling ball on a string is lifted (giving it potential energy) to the chin/nose of the subject. The ball is released (now having kinetic energy) and swings out and back, but does not hit the subject due to its loss of momentum caused by wind resistance - Conservation of Energy.

I have not tried this demonstration with something other than a bowling ball. The thought does conjure up some interesting possibilities...
 
Yes very true.

A Halloween birthday would be amazing.
Hands down my favorite holiday, and definitely go full costume on it. I always loved Halloween parties, specially in college, now it's more fun just for the entertainment and the giving good natured scares to kiddos.

yeah, I might have had to borrow people kids after I aged out of parties but didn't have my own yet.

Okay, now we're talking pendulums and simple harmonic motion.

We know that there are two forces acting on the "mass" - tension (T) and gravitational force (mg).

This also reminds me of the famous bowling ball pendulum demonstration where a bowling ball on a string is lifted (giving it potential energy) to the chin/nose of the subject. The ball is released (now having kinetic energy) and swings out and back, but does not hit the subject due to its loss of momentum caused by wind resistance - Conservation of Energy.

I have not tried this demonstration with something other than a bowling ball. The thought does conjure up some interesting possibilities...

So you want to see how much energy my tits lose if in your face then dropped from your face?

one of the more interesting things someone has wanted to do with my tits, but still not as unique as my plan for allia's

Sigh...

*shuts his office door, pulls out dick

How could I resist?

pics or it didn't happen. I love office shenanigans.
 
Just popping in to say that I stumbled upon your take down of a fraudulent person in another thread a few days ago and I enjoyed it immensely! I almost want to piss you off too as long as you would write "Fuck you Chanticleer" on your tits too! But I don't really want to piss you off because I enjoy your thread too much.

I'm about to go on a road trip and will be staying alone in a hotel room tonight. I'm not going to have any wild stories to tell like I imagine you might if you were traveling alone, but reading your thread and enjoying your pics will be my main entertainment when I'm in my room and not out and about.

I also agree with you that the women on the bra website you posted a little while ago did not have tits that were all that big.

These are big:


as requested because why not

http://i.imgur.com/rfXnLnc.gif


Huge, beautiful, amazing, swinging, pendulous, big tits. I can't wait to get into my hotel room and worship their tremendous size and bounciness by jacking off to them for as long as I can! That sounds so crude but it's the truth!
 
So what to ramble about today. Well a bit earlier I made the comment that if I found myself single then in another relationship, I would possibly consider having another child (not likely as 40)

But what if I was suddenly single, like really. My initial reaction is that could be so much fun. All the freedom to do whatever I want. But then I remember that I am a mom of a kindergartner, so yeah no freedom.

Then I remember I am 40, ouch. And I also have no idea how to be single and start relationships in this day and age. Maybe I never really did. Like how does one meet other old people for relationships today? Online I suppose.

Though really, I have no game. I probably never did. Truth, my game is basically flirting with body language. Smile, hair flips, cute outfit, skirts crossing legs, standing too close, touching too much, laughing too hard. That is all my pick up game is. It worked well to me back in the 90s and 2000s, and usually still works at a hotel bar at conventions or whatever, but as for relationships, it is a whole different world than what I know.

What does one do when level 1 flirting fails….well besides look confused?

Let me see, hubby was actually a tough pick up, completely immune to my flirting, did not see it at all. I ended up going with “hey, do you have any condoms?” yeah probably not the best pick up approach.

I think back to the games men have played, do they translate to this time and for women?

We have the outright lying to impress, well that never worked.

The sheer numbers guy. My friend was that guy. He was really fun to watch. Literally, just went from chick to chick asking “you wanna fuck?”. And again usually offend many on some level, whether it was just an eyeroll or a slap, but never went home alone, usually by 10 he found a winner. Will admit I was the winner a few times myself.

I have mentioned I had been picked up by a longer run negging play, but that is a ballsy pick up style that can only be run by the right person on the right person. Wrong age group for that now.

Peacocking, well women going out tend to do that anyway, and I tend to in regular life, hello pink, blue, and green hair. I don't think I do it right

Pick up lines. Yeah, some work, some don’t. I guess I could come up with a solid pick up lines. I am sure “do I know you? because you look like my future husband” works wonders.

The old stand by “You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill”. Maybe that might work if combined with the numbers technique haha.

Grand gestures, those never really worked for me actually. Not sure why.

Yeah, I’d give myself a week single before I am seeing what exes are on my facebook friends list, seeing who annoyed me the least, and saying, hey wanna drop your life and move into my house?

I am sure that would go swimmingly. I’d probably make it down to like the ones who were released from prison in the last 5 years or some shit.

I am not sure if I’d be cut out for the single life.

So, do any of have good game? A good pick up technique you want to share?

Did you have game once upon a time?

Ever meet a good female pick up artist?
 
So what to ramble about today. Well a bit earlier I made the comment that if I found myself single then in another relationship, I would possibly consider having another child (not likely as 40)

But what if I was suddenly single, like really. My initial reaction is that could be so much fun. All the freedom to do whatever I want. But then I remember that I am a mom of a kindergartner, so yeah no freedom.

Then I remember I am 40, ouch. And I also have no idea how to be single and start relationships in this day and age. Maybe I never really did. Like how does one meet other old people for relationships today? Online I suppose.

Though really, I have no game. I probably never did. Truth, my game is basically flirting with body language. Smile, hair flips, cute outfit, skirts crossing legs, standing too close, touching too much, laughing too hard. That is all my pick up game is. It worked well to me back in the 90s and 2000s, and usually still works at a hotel bar at conventions or whatever, but as for relationships, it is a whole different world than what I know.

What does one do when level 1 flirting fails….well besides look confused?

Let me see, hubby was actually a tough pick up, completely immune to my flirting, did not see it at all. I ended up going with “hey, do you have any condoms?” yeah probably not the best pick up approach.

I think back to the games men have played, do they translate to this time and for women?

We have the outright lying to impress, well that never worked.

The sheer numbers guy. My friend was that guy. He was really fun to watch. Literally, just went from chick to chick asking “you wanna fuck?”. And again usually offend many on some level, whether it was just an eyeroll or a slap, but never went home alone, usually by 10 he found a winner. Will admit I was the winner a few times myself.

I have mentioned I had been picked up by a longer run negging play, but that is a ballsy pick up style that can only be run by the right person on the right person. Wrong age group for that now.

Peacocking, well women going out tend to do that anyway, and I tend to in regular life, hello pink, blue, and green hair. I don't think I do it right

Pick up lines. Yeah, some work, some don’t. I guess I could come up with a solid pick up lines. I am sure “do I know you? because you look like my future husband” works wonders.

The old stand by “You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill”. Maybe that might work if combined with the numbers technique haha.

Grand gestures, those never really worked for me actually. Not sure why.

Yeah, I’d give myself a week single before I am seeing what exes are on my facebook friends list, seeing who annoyed me the least, and saying, hey wanna drop your life and move into my house?

I am sure that would go swimmingly. I’d probably make it down to like the ones who were released from prison in the last 5 years or some shit.

I am not sure if I’d be cut out for the single life.

So, do any of have good game? A good pick up technique you want to share?

Did you have game once upon a time?

Ever meet a good female pick up artist?

I’m confident you’d do just fine on the single market.
 
Just popping in to say that I stumbled upon your take down of a fraudulent person in another thread a few days ago and I enjoyed it immensely! I almost want to piss you off too as long as you would write "Fuck you Chanticleer" on your tits too! But I don't really want to piss you off because I enjoy your thread too much.

I'm about to go on a road trip and will be staying alone in a hotel room tonight. I'm not going to have any wild stories to tell like I imagine you might if you were traveling alone, but reading your thread and enjoying your pics will be my main entertainment when I'm in my room and not out and about.

I also agree with you that the women on the bra website you posted a little while ago did not have tits that were all that big.

These are big:





Huge, beautiful, amazing, swinging, pendulous, big tits. I can't wait to get into my hotel room and worship their tremendous size and bounciness by jacking off to them for as long as I can! That sounds so crude but it's the truth!


haha. yeah, I guess any time someone wants to tell off a troll, it should be with their tits, right. Again, you should see me quit jobs, it is talked about for years to come. Shit legends are made out of.

Actually, since I can't right well on my ass, I am getting printable temporary tattoo paper, so if I need to, I can tell someone off with my ass too.

but wouldn't "fuck me Chanticleer" be better?

enjoy a peaceful night away from home. and pleasant jacking.

Same! Rest assured this isn’t the first nor will it be the last time you’ve inspired this...

well thanks, glad to do my part to support the cocks of lit.
 
So what to ramble about today. Well a bit earlier I made the comment that if I found myself single then in another relationship, I would possibly consider having another child (not likely as 40)

But what if I was suddenly single, like really. My initial reaction is that could be so much fun. All the freedom to do whatever I want. But then I remember that I am a mom of a kindergartner, so yeah no freedom.

Then I remember I am 40, ouch. And I also have no idea how to be single and start relationships in this day and age. Maybe I never really did. Like how does one meet other old people for relationships today? Online I suppose.

Though really, I have no game. I probably never did. Truth, my game is basically flirting with body language. Smile, hair flips, cute outfit, skirts crossing legs, standing too close, touching too much, laughing too hard. That is all my pick up game is. It worked well to me back in the 90s and 2000s, and usually still works at a hotel bar at conventions or whatever, but as for relationships, it is a whole different world than what I know.

What does one do when level 1 flirting fails….well besides look confused?

Let me see, hubby was actually a tough pick up, completely immune to my flirting, did not see it at all. I ended up going with “hey, do you have any condoms?” yeah probably not the best pick up approach.

I think back to the games men have played, do they translate to this time and for women?

We have the outright lying to impress, well that never worked.

The sheer numbers guy. My friend was that guy. He was really fun to watch. Literally, just went from chick to chick asking “you wanna fuck?”. And again usually offend many on some level, whether it was just an eyeroll or a slap, but never went home alone, usually by 10 he found a winner. Will admit I was the winner a few times myself.

I have mentioned I had been picked up by a longer run negging play, but that is a ballsy pick up style that can only be run by the right person on the right person. Wrong age group for that now.

Peacocking, well women going out tend to do that anyway, and I tend to in regular life, hello pink, blue, and green hair. I don't think I do it right

Pick up lines. Yeah, some work, some don’t. I guess I could come up with a solid pick up lines. I am sure “do I know you? because you look like my future husband” works wonders.

The old stand by “You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill”. Maybe that might work if combined with the numbers technique haha.

Grand gestures, those never really worked for me actually. Not sure why.

Yeah, I’d give myself a week single before I am seeing what exes are on my facebook friends list, seeing who annoyed me the least, and saying, hey wanna drop your life and move into my house?

I am sure that would go swimmingly. I’d probably make it down to like the ones who were released from prison in the last 5 years or some shit.

I am not sure if I’d be cut out for the single life.

So, do any of have good game? A good pick up technique you want to share?

Did you have game once upon a time?

Ever meet a good female pick up artist?


1. To my first love, as we played volleyball at campgrounds' court: "Hey you, in the back. Are you going to just stand there and look pretty, or are you going to serve?" She didn't smack me. She smiled, picked up the ball, and served.

2. To my needy-greedy-bitchy-clutchy college girlfriend: "Excuse me, can I sit with you? Those guys over there (pointed to soccer teammates while at a Wendy's) will eat my fingers, thinking they're fries!"

3. As a freshman in college, older student, while I was in soccer practice gear and in the Student Union, came up to me: "Can I see if you have any tan lines?"
 
So what to ramble about today. Well a bit earlier I made the comment that if I found myself single then in another relationship, I would possibly consider having another child (not likely as 40)

But what if I was suddenly single, like really. My initial reaction is that could be so much fun. All the freedom to do whatever I want. But then I remember that I am a mom of a kindergartner, so yeah no freedom.

Then I remember I am 40, ouch. And I also have no idea how to be single and start relationships in this day and age. Maybe I never really did. Like how does one meet other old people for relationships today? Online I suppose.

Though really, I have no game. I probably never did. Truth, my game is basically flirting with body language. Smile, hair flips, cute outfit, skirts crossing legs, standing too close, touching too much, laughing too hard. That is all my pick up game is. It worked well to me back in the 90s and 2000s, and usually still works at a hotel bar at conventions or whatever, but as for relationships, it is a whole different world than what I know.

What does one do when level 1 flirting fails….well besides look confused?

Let me see, hubby was actually a tough pick up, completely immune to my flirting, did not see it at all. I ended up going with “hey, do you have any condoms?” yeah probably not the best pick up approach.

I think back to the games men have played, do they translate to this time and for women?

We have the outright lying to impress, well that never worked.

The sheer numbers guy. My friend was that guy. He was really fun to watch. Literally, just went from chick to chick asking “you wanna fuck?”. And again usually offend many on some level, whether it was just an eyeroll or a slap, but never went home alone, usually by 10 he found a winner. Will admit I was the winner a few times myself.

I have mentioned I had been picked up by a longer run negging play, but that is a ballsy pick up style that can only be run by the right person on the right person. Wrong age group for that now.

Peacocking, well women going out tend to do that anyway, and I tend to in regular life, hello pink, blue, and green hair. I don't think I do it right

Pick up lines. Yeah, some work, some don’t. I guess I could come up with a solid pick up lines. I am sure “do I know you? because you look like my future husband” works wonders.

The old stand by “You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill”. Maybe that might work if combined with the numbers technique haha.

Grand gestures, those never really worked for me actually. Not sure why.

Yeah, I’d give myself a week single before I am seeing what exes are on my facebook friends list, seeing who annoyed me the least, and saying, hey wanna drop your life and move into my house?

I am sure that would go swimmingly. I’d probably make it down to like the ones who were released from prison in the last 5 years or some shit.

I am not sure if I’d be cut out for the single life.

So, do any of have good game? A good pick up technique you want to share?

Did you have game once upon a time?

Ever meet a good female pick up artist?

I was the hopeless romantic type. No one I fancied ever really felt the same to me. While I do not prescribe to the notion of the friend zone, I was always the friend, never the boyfriend. And no, not the friend with benefits either. I had no game. My game was my writing. I was depressed a lot growing up because I was alone and overweight and like I said, had no game. I met my current girlfriend online, and that's because, as I say, I can write a bit.
Words on paper/screen I can do. When I open my mouth... the words don't come out so well.

I have to say this cliche statement right now 'If you were single (and I was), I would definitely want to be in a relationship with you' - though that's probably because I have seen naked, but also because I know how you want to wake up, and I REALLY want to do that :devil:

Continuing on, if you ended up single, I am sure you would have many suitors... do they still call them that? lol ... Yah! 40's rule lol... I know what you mean though. I am 42, and if I were to end up single... I wouldn't know what to do. It's funny, the women I have flirted with... all not single. So I guess I wouldn't have any game either and at this point would probably end up alone. Depressing I know, but I don't think I could go through all the things one might have to do to find a solid relationship.

((HUGGLES))
:rose::kiss:
 
So what to ramble about today. Well a bit earlier I made the comment that if I found myself single then in another relationship, I would possibly consider having another child (not likely as 40)

But what if I was suddenly single, like really. My initial reaction is that could be so much fun. All the freedom to do whatever I want. But then I remember that I am a mom of a kindergartner, so yeah no freedom.

Then I remember I am 40, ouch. And I also have no idea how to be single and start relationships in this day and age. Maybe I never really did. Like how does one meet other old people for relationships today? Online I suppose.

Though really, I have no game. I probably never did. Truth, my game is basically flirting with body language. Smile, hair flips, cute outfit, skirts crossing legs, standing too close, touching too much, laughing too hard. That is all my pick up game is. It worked well to me back in the 90s and 2000s, and usually still works at a hotel bar at conventions or whatever, but as for relationships, it is a whole different world than what I know.

What does one do when level 1 flirting fails….well besides look confused?

Let me see, hubby was actually a tough pick up, completely immune to my flirting, did not see it at all. I ended up going with “hey, do you have any condoms?” yeah probably not the best pick up approach.

I think back to the games men have played, do they translate to this time and for women?

We have the outright lying to impress, well that never worked.

The sheer numbers guy. My friend was that guy. He was really fun to watch. Literally, just went from chick to chick asking “you wanna fuck?”. And again usually offend many on some level, whether it was just an eyeroll or a slap, but never went home alone, usually by 10 he found a winner. Will admit I was the winner a few times myself.

I have mentioned I had been picked up by a longer run negging play, but that is a ballsy pick up style that can only be run by the right person on the right person. Wrong age group for that now.

Peacocking, well women going out tend to do that anyway, and I tend to in regular life, hello pink, blue, and green hair. I don't think I do it right

Pick up lines. Yeah, some work, some don’t. I guess I could come up with a solid pick up lines. I am sure “do I know you? because you look like my future husband” works wonders.

The old stand by “You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill”. Maybe that might work if combined with the numbers technique haha.

Grand gestures, those never really worked for me actually. Not sure why.

Yeah, I’d give myself a week single before I am seeing what exes are on my facebook friends list, seeing who annoyed me the least, and saying, hey wanna drop your life and move into my house?

I am sure that would go swimmingly. I’d probably make it down to like the ones who were released from prison in the last 5 years or some shit.

I am not sure if I’d be cut out for the single life.

So, do any of have good game? A good pick up technique you want to share?

Did you have game once upon a time?

Ever meet a good female pick up artist?

I have had this thought myself before.
What would I do all of sudden single.
I think itd be so much fun, but I have a feeling that would wear off quickly.

Honestly I dont think youd have much trouble with the flirting thing, but then again that's easy for me to say.

It would certainly be interesting.
I assume I would meet ladies via the military, but that's not always the best from what I've seen others go through.

I was never a pickup artist, mostly just hung around the bars till close and went off with chicks that were closing the bar down as well. I couldn't see myself doing that nowadays, I hardly make it to midnight when out and about.
 
That is game. You can’t talk to tits, but if you can make a dude laugh he’ll feel like the luckiest man on the block

well, glad I got something going then

1. To my first love, as we played volleyball at campgrounds' court: "Hey you, in the back. Are you going to just stand there and look pretty, or are you going to serve?" She didn't smack me. She smiled, picked up the ball, and served.

2. To my needy-greedy-bitchy-clutchy college girlfriend: "Excuse me, can I sit with you? Those guys over there (pointed to soccer teammates while at a Wendy's) will eat my fingers, thinking they're fries!"

3. As a freshman in college, older student, while I was in soccer practice gear and in the Student Union, came up to me: "Can I see if you have any tan lines?"

um, I don't know how to tell you this, but you must have been a real hottie, cause you are sitting with me with no game. Sorry. I could lie to you if you want. But take solace in hottie is my advice.

I have had this thought myself before.
What would I do all of sudden single.
I think itd be so much fun, but I have a feeling that would wear off quickly.

Honestly I dont think youd have much trouble with the flirting thing, but then again that's easy for me to say.

It would certainly be interesting.
I assume I would meet ladies via the military, but that's not always the best from what I've seen others go through.

I was never a pickup artist, mostly just hung around the bars till close and went off with chicks that were closing the bar down as well. I couldn't see myself doing that nowadays, I hardly make it to midnight when out and about.

well those military ladies do have a certain flair to them.

haha, and well at least closing a bar I could do, when I drink I can live forever

Laydees and Gentlemen, here she is, the one and only, ‘Queen of the Swingers’

so do I get a crown, or do the both get a crown. and now someday there shall be pictures of them wearing crowns, just saying.

I was the hopeless romantic type. No one I fancied ever really felt the same to me. While I do not prescribe to the notion of the friend zone, I was always the friend, never the boyfriend. And no, not the friend with benefits either. I had no game. My game was my writing. I was depressed a lot growing up because I was alone and overweight and like I said, had no game. I met my current girlfriend online, and that's because, as I say, I can write a bit.
Words on paper/screen I can do. When I open my mouth... the words don't come out so well.

I have to say this cliche statement right now 'If you were single (and I was), I would definitely want to be in a relationship with you' - though that's probably because I have seen naked, but also because I know how you want to wake up, and I REALLY want to do that :devil:

Continuing on, if you ended up single, I am sure you would have many suitors... do they still call them that? lol ... Yah! 40's rule lol... I know what you mean though. I am 42, and if I were to end up single... I wouldn't know what to do. It's funny, the women I have flirted with... all not single. So I guess I wouldn't have any game either and at this point would probably end up alone. Depressing I know, but I don't think I could go through all the things one might have to do to find a solid relationship.

((HUGGLES))
:rose::kiss:

yeah, the hopeless romantic types were tough for me. part of the problem is they also tend to be very sweet, and dreamy, and rainbows and unicorns, and glitter types, and I would likely crush all that about them fast. So I usually sweetly turned down the hopeless romantic type. I was depressed some in my teens as well, turns out I was just surround by assholes though.

So, what your saying is if I'm single, I should look you up to see if you are single, or try walking around naked. mental note made.

I actually don't think I'd stay single, but I bet I'd settle for "good enough" fast. I don't think it would be solid at all.
 
well, glad I got something going then



um, I don't know how to tell you this, but you must have been a real hottie, cause you are sitting with me with no game. Sorry. I could lie to you if you want. But take solace in hottie is my advice.



well those military ladies do have a certain flair to them.

haha, and well at least closing a bar I could do, when I drink I can live forever



so do I get a crown, or do the both get a crown. and now someday there shall be pictures of them wearing crowns, just saying.



yeah, the hopeless romantic types were tough for me. part of the problem is they also tend to be very sweet, and dreamy, and rainbows and unicorns, and glitter types, and I would likely crush all that about them fast. So I usually sweetly turned down the hopeless romantic type. I was depressed some in my teens as well, turns out I was just surround by assholes though.

So, what your saying is if I'm single, I should look you up to see if you are single, or try walking around naked. mental note made.

I actually don't think I'd stay single, but I bet I'd settle for "good enough" fast. I don't think it would be solid at all.

Cheers love,

Now seeing you in a uniform, holy fuck that would be hot.
 
um, I don't know how to tell you this, but you must have been a real hottie, cause you are sitting with me with no game. Sorry. I could lie to you if you want. But take solace in hottie is my advice.

Maybe the Italian-esque good looks helped.

Then again, I didn't try to pick up the Computer Science or Dungeons and Dragons club coeds. I didn't want to "talk shop" on dates :D
 
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