Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

[Paul_Chance]

What to do if you're suddenly single at 40....

First, take a deep breath, send the kid to school, and pound screwdrivers until they get home. Then convince them frozen pizza is ambrosia and they should eat it for every meal, and yes, yes then can have to remote and watch whatever they want. (Okay, I might have questionable parenting skills, but I accept that about myself.)

I'm 58 and let me just say this - the dating market is hotter, if anything, then it was when I was younger. Why? By the time most people get to their forties they're figured out what they want in life and relationships and have no qualms about getting it. That means, that if you're only interested in something casual, or something one-night-stand, the percentage of folks in your age range who are going to say yes - bone you - and then get on with their lives, maybe with you on speed dial for a booty call, it much higher than it was when you were young.

The great thing about being this age is the levels of BS you have to try and cut through to have a good time is next to nil. (Oh, there are still the disgruntled romantics out there, but most of them have become cynical realists, which is a good thing.

You'll find that variations on the "let's fuck" line have a better than average chance of success and the age range they'll work on is larger. You may not have had any "game" when you were younger - but the rules of the game change with age - and you'll find you've got excellent game by just being straight up and straight forward.

I tell my friends that people decide whether or not they want to fuck you in the first couple minutes of meeting you. All you have to do is get out of your own way. (Hahaha - and that is damn tough for a lot of people to do.)

 

[412len]

Honey: Interesting thought ...

So, do any of have good game? A good pick up technique you want to share?

Did you have game once upon a time?

Ever meet a good female pick up artist?

Thinks/Contemplates

Personally, if I'm cruising, which normally means nightclub, I will sit on a stool, dolled-up, legs crossed, cigarette lit and make eye-contact. I always hold the eyes, self-assured, self-confident, scanning the buffet. If his initial reaction is "locking my look" and not quickly looking away then a natural smile and a "come-hither" with my eyes to the stool besides me as I lift and seductively sip my drink. It's amazing how many "straight" guys will approach with a 2:1 ratio of a blowjob and/or quick fuck. Three minutes in I've sized them up for hygiene and safety. Within 5 minutes, "Have you ever walked on the wildside" as my hand touches the arm or knee, concludes the pick-up.

I also tend to frequent certain bars/clubs that "cater" to the alternative lifestyles (I hate the nomer "gaybar" passionately) and these tend to he much more casual than your normal "pick-up joint" because most guys/girls there are cruising as well, even couples, same-sex or mixed. "You look delicious," usually entices a conversation straight off, and direct "come-on's" as well.

Talking to a woman I've found being direct is the best approach, "Hello, my name's Honey (or whatever) and I would like to get to know you better, that is, if you're interested in it."

... as for the remainder of your question, yes, I've met women with "game" and the opening of their conversation usually revolves around me being a tranny. I guess I've tried to answer your question, Justa.

 

[Shyguy1369]

yeah, the hopeless romantic types were tough for me. part of the problem is they also tend to be very sweet, and dreamy, and rainbows and unicorns, and glitter types, and I would likely crush all that about them fast. So I usually sweetly turned down the hopeless romantic type. I was depressed some in my teens as well, turns out I was just surround by assholes though.

So, what your saying is if I'm single, I should look you up to see if you are single, or try walking around naked. mental note made.

I actually don't think I'd stay single, but I bet I'd settle for "good enough" fast. I don't think it would be solid at all.

Still a bit of a romantic, but not as hopeless I once was.

As for the looking me up if you're single... I hope you do ...and yes walking around naked might help, but might get you the wrong kind of attention or relationship.

And if you settled for 'good enough' I am sorry that I wasn't single

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Red highlights in the summer.
Silver in the winter.

No one knows why, either.

So you have weird and awesome hair. Not a bad thing.

What to do if you're suddenly single at 40....

First, take a deep breath, send the kid to school, and pound screwdrivers until they get home. Then convince them frozen pizza is ambrosia and they should eat it for every meal, and yes, yes then can have to remote and watch whatever they want. (Okay, I might have questionable parenting skills, but I accept that about myself.)

I'm 58 and let me just say this - the dating market is hotter, if anything, then it was when I was younger. Why? By the time most people get to their forties they're figured out what they want in life and relationships and have no qualms about getting it. That means, that if you're only interested in something casual, or something one-night-stand, the percentage of folks in your age range who are going to say yes - bone you - and then get on with their lives, maybe with you on speed dial for a booty call, it much higher than it was when you were young.

The great thing about being this age is the levels of BS you have to try and cut through to have a good time is next to nil. (Oh, there are still the disgruntled romantics out there, but most of them have become cynical realists, which is a good thing.

You'll find that variations on the "let's fuck" line have a better than average chance of success and the age range they'll work on is larger. You may not have had any "game" when you were younger - but the rules of the game change with age - and you'll find you've got excellent game by just being straight up and straight forward.

I tell my friends that people decide whether or not they want to fuck you in the first couple minutes of meeting you. All you have to do is get out of your own way. (Hahaha - and that is damn tough for a lot of people to do.)

Well my parenting skills aren't the most awesome either. He is smart, funny, and alive, so I give myself props. The principal well, not either of our biggest fans.

I see your point but I am also not in the same place as most of my age bracket. That would make relationships damn hard.

And actually I think one night stands are harder now too.

But I do agree on the first few minutes

Thinks/Contemplates

Personally, if I'm cruising, which normally means nightclub, I will sit on a stool, dolled-up, legs crossed, cigarette lit and make eye-contact. I always hold the eyes, self-assured, self-confident, scanning the buffet. If his initial reaction is "locking my look" and not quickly looking away then a natural smile and a "come-hither" with my eyes to the stool besides me as I lift and seductively sip my drink. It's amazing how many "straight" guys will approach with a 2:1 ratio of a blowjob and/or quick fuck. Three minutes in I've sized them up for hygiene and safety. Within 5 minutes, "Have you ever walked on the wildside" as my hand touches the arm or knee, concludes the pick-up.

I also tend to frequent certain bars/clubs that "cater" to the alternative lifestyles (I hate the nomer "gaybar" passionately) and these tend to he much more casual than your normal "pick-up joint" because most guys/girls there are cruising as well, even couples, same-sex or mixed. "You look delicious," usually entices a conversation straight off, and direct "come-on's" as well.

Talking to a woman I've found being direct is the best approach, "Hello, my name's Honey (or whatever) and I would like to get to know you better, that is, if you're interested in it."

... as for the remainder of your question, yes, I've met women with "game" and the opening of their conversation usually revolves around me being a tranny. I guess I've tried to answer your question, Justa.

And you did answer well. And also pointed out yet another woman thing that you are better than me at lol. May I say i hate you bitch.

Please note if you have not read all my threads, that is not an insult, that is the most sincere compliment my friends and i ever give each other. It means we like you but are jealous, jealous enough to hate you some. The correct answer to this is not offense. The correct answer to this is not down play the object of my jealousy nor try to compliment me. The correct answer is something like 'yeah I'd hate me too, I am fucking awesome" and enjoy the fact a fairly bad ass bitch is a little jealous of you.

Still a bit of a romantic, but not as hopeless I once was.

As for the looking me up if you're single... I hope you do ...and yes walking around naked might help, but might get you the wrong kind of attention or relationship.

And if you settled for 'good enough' I am sorry that I wasn't single

Haha. Got to love a woman who settles for eh good enough. Actually the complete story of my life. My life goal is eh good enough. House, eh good enough, car eh good enough., cleaning eh good enough, food eh good enough. I am that kind of really driven chick

 

[EndlessNameless]

Justa, I think you're a bit of a cunt so where do I stick my tongue? Let's see if your swinging tits in my face works.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa, I think you're a bit of a cunt so where do I stick my tongue? Let's see if your swinging tits in my face works.

Only a bit of a cunt. Fuck I need to try harder. Um start by licking my ass.

And sure. I'd duck if I were you though. Low. Real low.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Only a bit of a cunt. Fuck I need to try harder. Um start by licking my ass.

And sure. I'd duck if I were you though. Low. Real low.

Well your sparkling personality and terrible pick up lines negates a lot of that. Also, tits. Really, really, big tits. If you're looking to be more of a cunt, I suggest you find some evil bitch that everyone hates and learn from her.

Damn, I was hoping you'd ride me while swinging your tits in my face but I think I'll be devoured instead. We may have to experiment.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well your sparkling personality and terrible pick up lines negates a lot of that. Also, tits. Really, really, big tits. If you're looking to be more of a cunt, I suggest you find some evil bitch that everyone hates and learn from her.

Damn, I was hoping you'd ride me while swinging your tits in my face but I think I'll be devoured instead. We may have to experiment.

Well I will admit you have better pick up lines than me. Is it twisted I liked that one? Well tongue and cunt were involved so I am saying no. Plus I have never had that one run on me. Msn with balls to run that is worth consideration

I am sure there would be time for both. Trust me, they have a way of just appearing wherever anyway.

 

[412len]

And you did answer well. And also pointed out yet another woman thing that you are better than me at lol. May I say i hate you bitch.

Please note if you have not read all my threads, that is not an insult, that is the most sincere compliment my friends and i ever give each other. It means we like you but are jealous, jealous enough to hate you some. The correct answer to this is not offense. The correct answer to this is not down play the object of my jealousy nor try to compliment me. The correct answer is something like 'yeah I'd hate me too, I am fucking awesome" and enjoy the fact a fairly bad ass bitch is a little jealous of you.

I think compulsion, in this particular instance, drew me back to the thread looking for your reply to those last two posts (giggles) and I love the "bad ass bitch" part (giggles some more, actually quite sluttily) as well as "recognizing" me as a "bitch" soooo ... (looks at you) ... is this where you push me to the ground emptying your bladder down my throat? Like I said, "compulsion," and yes, (winks) "hating me" is acceptable (runs my fingertip over my lips) as long as you "establish the ground rules." (smirks) ... I'm beginning to enjoy this.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think compulsion, in this particular instance, drew me back to the thread looking for your reply to those last two posts (giggles) and I love the "bad ass bitch" part (giggles some more, actually quite sluttily) as well as "recognizing" me as a "bitch" soooo ... (looks at you) ... is this where you push me to the ground emptying your bladder down my throat? Like I said, "compulsion," and yes, (winks) "hating me" is acceptable (runs my fingertip over my lips) as long as you "establish the ground rules." (smirks) ... I'm beginning to enjoy this.

Oh my, and now you have me clutching my pearls. You win. Lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think compulsion, in this particular instance, drew me back to the thread looking for your reply to those last two posts (giggles) and I love the "bad ass bitch" part (giggles some more, actually quite sluttily) as well as "recognizing" me as a "bitch" soooo ... (looks at you) ... is this where you push me to the ground emptying your bladder down my throat? Like I said, "compulsion," and yes, (winks) "hating me" is acceptable (runs my fingertip over my lips) as long as you "establish the ground rules." (smirks) ... I'm beginning to enjoy this.

But side note, any long wear nail polish recommendations. I have lived by gel polishes for almost two decades and have to give them up.

My nails are tough as well nails, grow fast and long, so my only needs are fast dry and lasts as long as possible, and is not uv or led drying.

 

[412len]

Oh my, and now you have me clutching my pearls. You win. Lol.

~giggles~

 

[412len]

Nail Polish

But side note, any long wear nail polish recommendations. I have lived by gel polishes for almost two decades and have to give them up.

My nails are tough as well nails, grow fast and long, so my only needs are fast dry and lasts as long as possible, and is not uv or led drying.

Seriously, I'm a fan of LA Nails at Dollar General. It's cheap ie inexpensive. offered in an assortment of colors, goes on well, dries rather quickly, stays on, barely chips, and lasts a while with very little maintenance. The polish I found today and am having problems with is a $7 Revlon.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Seriously, I'm a fan of LA Nails at Dollar General. It's cheap ie inexpensive. offered in an assortment of colors, goes on well, dries rather quickly, stays on, barely chips, and lasts a while with very little maintenance. The polish I found today and am having problems with is a $7 Revlon.

yeah i used a revlon color coat, in between a gel base and top because I thought I could handle the clear maybe, but that chipped in like a week and a half and I can't handle the clear gel which i suspect made it last that long

 

[412len]

Sighs

yeah i used a revlon color coat, in between a gel base and top because I thought I could handle the clear maybe, but that chipped in like a week and a half and I can't handle the clear gel which i suspect made it last that long

Don't get me wrong, I really do like Revlon as a brand, some very erotic hues, especially on my toes in heels, but this recent purchase is driving me batshit crazy. I have the lid off right now sitting overnight on my dresser and if this doesn't work I'm returning it along with all the cotton balls I've used. (sighs) ... is it too much for a girl to ask just to have fabulously magnificent nails.

 

[Youneverknow81]

well, glad I got something going then

More than something. Thinking back to my younger days, having fun with my girl, joking and fucking around, then going have and having a blast in bed, laughing and just enjoying it was the best. Then going out and knowing that not only does my girl make me and everyone else laugh/enjoy the experience but also knowing everyone was staring at her because she was a knockout was the best! I have a feeling that is you in a nutshell, or a corset, or whatever

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't get me wrong, I really do like Revlon as a brand, some very erotic hues, especially on my toes in heels, but this recent purchase is driving me batshit crazy. I have the lid off right now sitting overnight on my dresser and if this doesn't work I'm returning it along with all the cotton balls I've used. (sighs) ... is it too much for a girl to ask just to have fabulously magnificent nails.

Lol

More than something. Thinking back to my younger days, having fun with my girl, joking and fucking around, then going have and having a blast in bed, laughing and just enjoying it was the best. Then going out and knowing that not only does my girl make me and everyone else laugh/enjoy the experience but also knowing everyone was staring at her because she was a knockout was the best! I have a feeling that is you in a nutshell, or a corset, or whatever

Funny chicks are my favorite too actually. Life is too short not to laugh.

 

[chanticleer]

haha. yeah, I guess any time someone wants to tell off a troll, it should be with their tits, right. Again, you should see me quit jobs, it is talked about for years to come. Shit legends are made out of.

Actually, since I can't right well on my ass, I am getting printable temporary tattoo paper, so if I need to, I can tell someone off with my ass too.

but wouldn't "fuck me Chanticleer" be better?

enjoy a peaceful night away from home. and pleasant jacking.

One should always tell off trolls with their tits, and if a person doesn't have tits in which to tell off said troll, then they should enlist the aid of someone who has tits to help in the telling off. But nobody tells off trolls with their tits quite like you do! You do it with style!

I would actually love to witness you quit jobs. Well, I don't really want you to quit your current job just to provide a crazy story for your thread, but if you ever did, you'd post all about it here, right? Would your tits be involved in the quitting? I'm wondering because you segued from writing about using your tits to tell off people to saying that I should see your quit jobs and that such events are legendary. So am I right to involve that you quitting your jobs would involve your tits somehow?

And while I hope that you maintain long and gainful employment at your current job, I would say that if you ever did quit and make an epic show of it I'd be curious to watch it happen. But please don't quit on my account! Haha.

I think that temporary ass tattoos would be tremendous. What would some of them say?

Yes, "Fuck me Chanticleer" would be totally better than "Fuck you Chanticleer!" I agree. It would be a dream cum true, no doubt.

So yes, I'm in my hotel room. Quite a lot of jacking going on. As an aside I totally agree with you that slow drivers should definitely stay the fuck out of left lanes. I rage pretty hard when I'm trying to pass an eighteen wheeler and I can't because someone is going below the speed limit in the left lane. It's for passing! I don't road rage. I never do that. But obscenities have been known to fly out of my mouth in such situations!

Ok, enough writing, more jacking!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One should always tell off trolls with their tits, and if a person doesn't have tits in which to tell off said troll, then they should enlist the aid of someone who has tits to help in the telling off. But nobody tells off trolls with their tits quite like you do! You do it with style!

I would actually love to witness you quit jobs. Well, I don't really want you to quit your current job just to provide a crazy story for your thread, but if you ever did, you'd post all about it here, right? Would your tits be involved in the quitting? I'm wondering because you segued from writing about using your tits to tell off people to saying that I should see your quit jobs and that such events are legendary. So am I right to involve that you quitting your jobs would involve your tits somehow?

And while I hope that you maintain long and gainful employment at your current job, I would say that if you ever did quit and make an epic show of it I'd be curious to watch it happen. But please don't quit on my account! Haha.

I think that temporary ass tattoos would be tremendous. What would some of them say?

Yes, "Fuck me Chanticleer" would be totally better than "Fuck you Chanticleer!" I agree. It would be a dream cum true, no doubt.

So yes, I'm in my hotel room. Quite a lot of jacking going on. As an aside I totally agree with you that slow drivers should definitely stay the fuck out of left lanes. I rage pretty hard when I'm trying to pass an eighteen wheeler and I can't because someone is going below the speed limit in the left lane. It's for passing! I don't road rage. I never do that. But obscenities have been known to fly out of my mouth in such situations!

Ok, enough writing, more jacking!

Aw. Thanks. Will add telling off trolls with my tits to the special skills section of my resume.

And actually I have only quit 2 jobs with real flair, and neither involved my tits. One involved my ass though.

And I don't know what my ass tattoos would say. It is something that would come with the feeling of the moment.

And my fucking god, that left lanr, almost every fucking day, what the fuck is that. I am all for nonconformity, except when driving,, just fucking follow the rules. Sometimes I want to be a traffic cop, just to pull over morons, to tell them they are morons, in exquisite detail.

Well I hope you enjoyed your hotel room jacking and it worked out for you

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so new day, new nudity. Happy some shit saturday. here is some shit from my phone

so some video screentshots

http://i.imgur.com/7KbtbDmm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bpeZJ43m.jpg

and me making a silly face.

http://i.imgur.com/uczpfUlm.jpg

don't we all love some shit saturday.

hope you all have a good one

 

[Shyguy1369]

so new day, new nudity. Happy some shit saturday. here is some shit from my phone

so some video screentshots

http://i.imgur.com/7KbtbDmm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bpeZJ43m.jpg

and me making a silly face.

http://i.imgur.com/uczpfUlm.jpg

don't we all love some shit saturday.

hope you all have a good one

As always, very sexy and desirable... and then a very silly face lol
Why do you post directions I wish I could follow, but I can't ... I would LOVE to suck on those glorious breasts any... and every... day.

 

[Willingtoshare]

so new day, new nudity. Happy some shit saturday. here is some shit from my phone

so some video screentshots

http://i.imgur.com/7KbtbDmm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bpeZJ43m.jpg

and me making a silly face.

http://i.imgur.com/uczpfUlm.jpg

don't we all love some shit saturday.

hope you all have a good one

Have a great Saturday, looking sexy as Fuck as always.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

As always, very sexy and desirable... and then a very silly face lol
Why do you post directions I wish I could follow, but I can't ... I would LOVE to suck on those glorious breasts any... and every... day.

Thank you. And lol.

Yeah my directions never get followed, damn it.

Have a great Saturday, looking sexy as Fuck as always.

Well thank you. You are looking fine yourself today.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So I am sitting here perving on lit while my son is watching DC Super Hero Girls. No idea why my son loves those chicks, but he does. I think it is good he is watching bad ass chicks anyway.

Now, I swear to god, I hear one of the chicks say “stop fucking me”, I look up, and there is no fucking to be seen. I have this problem with kids shows a lot. I guess one should not watch kid shows with a dirty mind.

Back in the day, we had Mr Rogers and Peewee Herman. Both of them creeped me out. I guess it was the whole being overly nice. But yeah, no Neighbor Rogers, I will not follow you in back to a magical land, thanks. No Pee-wee, I will not play with you or your cream soup, thanks.

Bert and Ernie and all the tub time.

Then we have the Smurfs. I was kind of jealous of Smurfette. Cute chick completely surrounded by guys, and the only chick around. Yeah she had a blast, and was a total whore. Case in point https://www.***********/s/kub4lb94bz0t7qs/smurfetteclip.mp4?dl=0

Not that I blame here, I mean she was the hottest chick anyone ever saw ever. Had to be fucking awesome, yeah, I’d be a total whore too

We have Mandy refusing to take Irwins hand because she knows where it has been in The Grim Adventures of Bill and Mandy. Will spongebob drop the soap or not? A hooker in Toy Story. Barney having two heads in the Flintstones. Spongebob weiner chants. Flash and his dating trouble because of being the fastest man alive.

Is it really any wonder why I am happily making dinner with the kid watching Sesame Street and they talk about rubbing balls and things growing that I have to stop and look? Maybe it isn’t me with the dirty mind, maybe it is the creators. Yeah that is my story as I sit here dreaming about being Smurfette.

 

[doowopdoowop]

Fucking love Saturday morning cartoons...
I'm smurfing myself right now, actually.