I Fucking Hate...

HBergeron

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PLEASE no politics!!!!! Go to the GB for that, thank you.

And please no (wimpy voice) "I don't hate anything or anybody. Hate is an awful word". Shut up. This is for fun - please get over that shit. I'm starting to hate myself for saying 'please' so fucking much.

I Fucking Hate people who make noise when they eat - especially like this:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1c3lOGtRL1h
 
I hate the rain and sunny weather
And I hate beach and mountains too
(And) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no
And I, I, I, hate the countryside too!

And I, hate everything about you!
...Everything about you!

And I don't like a thing about your mother
And I, I hate your daddy's guts too
And I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no
'Cause I, I, I think sex is overrated too

And I get sick when I'm around, I can't stand to be around
I hate everything about you!
Everything about you, everything about you, everything about you!
 
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I fucking hate when people don't pick up their fucking feet. The sound of flip-flops being dragged across the floor makes me want to strangle someone.
 
I hate it when people move my stuff in MY house. Don't like where I put it? That's YOUR problem. I wasted too much time finding my steam mop. Finally found it shoved in the corner by the sliding door. I use it in the kitchen so I want it in the kitchen!
 
Ew, yeah noisy eaters deserve a special place in Hell. Especially yogurt. BLEH

I fucking hate it when people drive super slowly in the left lane.

I fucking hate it when people go to put thing in the trash can, but miss and then they leave it on the floor. Pick it up!
 
I fucking hate people who dress their pets in little outfits. A doggy coat on a short haired dog going for a walk on a cold winter day is a necessary exception. But, sometimes I silently wish Fido or Fluffy would rip the boss a new one for putting him or her in a sailor suit or tutu.
 
I hate when people interrupt and then dominate a conversation.

I hate when people post hateful/mean comments on here trying to be funny.
 
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PLEASE no politics!!!!! Go to the GB for that, thank you.

And please no (wimpy voice) "I don't hate anything or anybody. Hate is an awful word". Shut up. This is for fun - please get over that shit. I'm starting to hate myself for saying 'please' so fucking much.

I Fucking Hate people who make noise when they eat - especially like this:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1c3lOGtRL1h

I'd love to hate this thread.
 
I fucking hate:
People who chew ice
Suck ups/brown nosers
Fake people
The smell of cabbage
The words “dip,” “daddy,” “nut butter,” and “bone broth.”
Tom Brady
Wet feet

I’m sure there’s more.
 
So much lovely hate to agree with!

https://i.gifer.com/embedded/download/Jp7t.gif

I also fucking hate people who think they own Lit or have more 'rights' here due to being here longer. Sorry, everybody has the same right to say what they want whether they're here 10 minutes or 10 years, social backlash notwithstanding.
 
I fucking hate people who just hang out driving slow and lackadaisical, in the left lane. The left lane is for passing, douchebag, so why are you there and not passing? Why are you just hanging out driving like my grandma, well grandma is dead, so why are you just hanging out driving around like my grandma's corpse, huh? Move the fuck over if you want to drive like that. That is what the right lane is for. ya know that slower traffic keep right sign, yeah that is fucking for you, asshole.

it is possible my hatred of this might be a little extreme.
 
I fucking hate people who just hang out driving slow and lackadaisical, in the left lane. The left lane is for passing, douchebag, so why are you there and not passing? Why are you just hanging out driving like my grandma, well grandma is dead, so why are you just hanging out driving around like my grandma's corpse, huh? Move the fuck over if you want to drive like that. That is what the right lane is for. ya know that slower traffic keep right sign, yeah that is fucking for you, asshole.

it is possible my hatred of this might be a little extreme.
lmao! what's worse is when they got their right blinker blinking. :rolleyes:


I fucking hate the smell of cigarette smoke.
 
I agree with all this hate. I also fucking hate having to repeat myself. And, I hate dirty dishes being left in the sink when the dishwasher is literally right next to it. And, people need to flush the fucking toilet after the use it.:mad:
 
I fucking hate when people have 50 things in the 20 items or less lane at the grocery store.
 
I fucking hate negative people! They SUCK!

(Hahaha...I kid)
 
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