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[DeckardNYC]

Multiple Banks robbed in one day.. If you see this person, call your local law enforcement... Considered Armed and Dangerous, with three female accomplices on his side. A Blonde, Brunette and a Red Head.

Found operating the biggest still in Appalachian history.

 

[Series 6]

Found operating the biggest still in Appalachian history.

He killed the head of the Tyrell Corporation

 

[DeckardNYC]

He killed the head of the Tyrell Corporation

Dorothy lost the oil can and now he's frozen in place, standing on the side of the Pa. Turnpike by the Norristown exit.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dorothy lost the oil can and now he's frozen in place, standing on the side of the Pa. Turnpike by the Norristown exit.

Found nekkid under the Resolute desk

 

[Jada59]

Found nekkid under the Resolute desk

Was found surrounded by hot chicks while he was impersonating Bruno Mars.

 

[default24]

Cat burglar

 

[jasonmason]

Cat burglar

Got caught streaking at the all girls college in town.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Got caught streaking at the all girls college in town.

Shoplifting. Definitely shoplifting.

 

[Taegul]

He was retired in a very public setting.

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

He's a homeless man who performed an altruistic deed, and now a GoFundMe page has been started in his honor to help him get back on his feet. It's already working, look how happy he is.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's a homeless man who performed an altruistic deed, and now a GoFundMe page has been started in his honor to help him get back on his feet. It's already working, look how happy he is.

Hiked the Appalachian Trail in four days.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hiked the Appalachian Trail in four days.

Found streaking at the convent

 

[jasonmason]

Found streaking at the convent

Set the Guinness Book of World Records for amount of time laying in a hammock.

 

[starrynightin64]

Set the Guinness Book of World Records for amount of time laying in a hammock.

Had a stand off with a Coast Guard cruiser while in his kayak

 

[HelpImLost]

Had a stand off with a Coast Guard cruiser while in his kayak

Winning a boxing match against a bear who somehow made it into the town grocery store!

 

[Taegul]

Local police found her hiding under a bridge.

 

[Jada59]

He's unable to stop smiling.

 

[Taegul]

Was performing a concert at the county fair.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Was performing a concert at the county fair.

Breaking news: a man with an unpronounceable name hasn't stopped smiling in twenty nine years. Film at eleven!

 

[EccentricHussy]

Fighting the opposing team mascot , during the hockey game right on the ice.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Breaking news: a man with an unpronounceable name hasn't stopped smiling in twenty nine years. Film at eleven!

Up to the minute:
Canadian man in Florida has snow shipped in to create a winter paradise for the kids.

 

[jasonmason]

Up to the minute:
Canadian man in Florida has snow shipped in to create a winter paradise for the kids.

This just in: Beautiful woman walking down the street distracted multiple drivers with her beauty and caused a multi-car crash. One of the drivers was quoted as saying I had never seen such beauty before. I took my eye off the road to check her out and next thing I know I’m wrecked. But damn she was beautiful.

 

[JerseyJade]

This just in: Beautiful woman walking down the street distracted multiple drivers with her beauty and caused a multi-car crash. One of the drivers was quoted as saying I had never seen such beauty before. I took my eye off the road to check her out and next thing I know I’m wrecked. But damn she was beautiful.

We interrupt this program with a special bulletin: Be on the look out for a crazed kayaker who is purposely running over swimmers, lifeguards, helpless fish and innocent people who are just hanging out. This man is dangerous and has no clue how to operate a kayak. If you see him, run for your life!

 

[ydahecnot]

In breaking news, Snooki has been awarded a restraining order against JerseyJade.

 

[Taegul]

In breaking news, Snooki has been awarded a restraining order against JerseyJade.

Global warming has been mocked as fake news and Donald Trump considers him an accessory to the myth.