There is something to be said about traditions. Even with your mouth full.
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Okay, your very informative follow up post on this was enlightening. Yes, I'd think it would be a much nicer stroker than a fleshlight and less messy.
I found the information about the built in bullet vibe very interesting. This really does sound like an ideal addition to a couples toybox.
Thanks for the review.
From what I've read, men do very much enjoy the feel of a fleshlight. But the clean-up is tedious. And who wants to do that when you're pre-coitally basking...
I forgot to say that the built-in vibe has multiple speeds and programs, which is quite cool.
Part of the tradition is that the fellator hums "Happy Birthday to you" at the same time.
(I may have made that up...
Left over tinsel...
And a belated happy birthday to you, Mr HB.It's a British tradition that a birthday boy is entitled to a blow job. Just saying...
I purchased one of the newer FL variants sometime last year which has long since ended up buried in a box somewhere in a closet. Aside from the cleanup process everything about it was enjoyable. Just not enjoyable enough to continue going through all of the clean up mess.
Bought one of these recently, after seeing Kim's...
It looks so pretty, I'm almost tempted to leave it out as an 'ornament'. Almost...
Tried it out on Sunday for the first time
I'm not sure I'll ever be brave enough to stick it in the fridge or whatever though!
You need to have a second, 'official' birthday, like the Queen. You could totally get away with that in Canada
There is another way, though. I'm a sucker for Millionaire's Shortbread. Literally...
On 'the sleeve'
...It comes into its own with the stroking, of course. I like to slide it slowly up the shaft towards the head. As it gets nearer, the vibrating tip gets closer and closer to the frenulum, until it's vibrating right along the length of the frenulum, the cries of ecstasy are getting louder and more urgent, and I have to back off, otherwise it's all going to be over rather quickly!
...What's in it for me? It's a great toy for edging a man, if you're careful, and you're confident in your interpretation of his cues. I really like that you can still see the cock while it's in place, and the contrast between the rigid black flaps and the rigid human skin is lovely. On a purely practical note, the clean-up is a doddle, however far you go.
...I especially like its propensity for precum generation. I'm a big fan of precum. Which is just as well, because the sleeve induces it in my man in gallons. You can see the start of that process here. (Warning - that one's explicit too...
I imagine it would be a good toy for a man to use on himself, if he were so minded. I like being in charge of it, though. I like the control. The teasing. The taking him to the edge and back from it.
And the precum. I really like the precum.
Dropping off some holiday love and hugs...
Love your new av...
Or ... other things....
Good question.. I am not into anything anal. And as much I don't really have any toys. Besides.. I highly doubt that there is a sufficient replacement for the warm, wet, slipperyness that either a woman's mouth or vagina offers.. As a male we were born with our porn toys attatched to both of our arms..
And of course you guys have the whole prostate thing going on there, for, I'm told, additional stimulation...
Oh Numi! Glad you bought one and have enjoyed! Sometimes a hard stiff piece of... glass is all I need!
Where do you get this shortbread? Just inquiring.
I take it that you're quite pleased with the high level of stimulation and control you're getting with this toy. It sounds (and looks) like it produces impressive, um, results for you and your man. As they say, the proof is in the precum.
I love it!
I wonder if solo pleasure can ever be better than sharing it? I'm sure there are plenty who would argue that it can be. For a simple physical release, maybe? Or in an unsatisfying relationship...
For myself, like you, I think I'd always prefer to have a helping hand. Or mouth
You make it for me
It looks like this:
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Yum.
And then a different type of yum ensues
In limited respects actual intercourse can become little more than a disappointing form of masturbation. Its all about what's going on with the parties involved and their level of continued interests and desires. Of course its more complicated then that but you were spot on with the unsatisfying relationship inviting more satisfying use of toys for self pleasure.
But a couple willing to incorporate toys and active fantasies into their play is ahead of the curve. Any time and money they invest is a very good thing.
Here's wishing you and H the Happiest of Holidays and a Joyously Rocking New Year!!!
I hope you have a great day, and a fantastic New Year 
