Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[KamaKamaSutra]

Once destroyed a sand castle just to teach the kid how to build it better.

 

[LadyJS]

Once destroyed a sand castle just to teach the kid how to build it better.

Cries when watching Lifetime movies.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Cries when watching Lifetime movies.

Has preformed in no less than 4 off Broadway plays.

 

[Taegul]

Has preformed in no less than 4 off Broadway plays.

He considers Saving Private Ryan to be one of the greatest comedies in movie history.

 

[Polranny]

Jumped a green light

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Jumped a green light

Imagines his spirit animal is a labradoodle puppy.

 

[Polranny]

Named Pieter

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Named Pieter

Is 8 hours into a 24-hour Hallmark Channel movie marathon.

 

[Series 6]

Is 8 hours into a 24-hour Hallmark Channel movie marathon.

Is a major stock holder of the Zippo lighter company

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is a major stock holder of the Zippo lighter company

Is the Tin Man's younger brother.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Is the Tin Man's younger brother.

She is the twin sister of Lola.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She is the twin sister of Lola.

Is allergic to apples. She prefers pomegranates.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Is allergic to apples. She prefers pomegranates.

She's really more a Latte than a Creme.

 

[gentold]

She's really more a Latte than a Creme.

Develops a prominent Adam's apple when caressed at the right places .

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Develops a prominent Adam's apple when caressed at the right places .

Lies about his age to get AARP benefits.

 

[gentold]

Lies about his age to get AARP benefits.

They use her cleavage to develop engineering models of deep valleys

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

They use her cleavage to develop engineering models of deep valleys

He prefers granny smiths to red delicious.

 

[gentold]

He prefers granny smiths to red delicious.

it is just the other way round



the unhottest MILF

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

it is just the other way round



the unhottest MILF

He says that to all the Lit Ladies.

 

[gentold]

He says that to all the Lit Ladies.

wants me all for herself

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

wants me all for herself

And he has no ego whatsoever.

 

[gentold]

And he has no ego whatsoever.

thinks arrogance and ego are the same

 

[13Fantasies]

thinks arrogance and ego are the same

Wanted to be a plumber, but wore his britches too high

 

[gentold]

Wanted to be a plumber, but wore his britches too high

killed the gander to have fun with the goose

 

[Series 6]

killed the gander to have fun with the goose

Favorite song is Careful With That Axe, Eugene by Pink Floyd