It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....

[coachdb18]

It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged..... that no Prius, SmartCar, nor moped should EVER be allowed in the left lane of the freeway!

 

[MoonlightandRoses]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that I am obsessed with Jane Austen.

Moonlight and Roses,

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....that 100% of all elected US politicians are to be defeated in their next election - regardless of party. Just start over.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....that 100% of all elected US politicians are to be defeated in their next election - regardless of party. Just start over.

A fuckin' men dude...a fuckin men!

I find it incredibly bazaar that congressional approval is at record lows and yet the percentage of incumbents returned to office is at record highs.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The happiness you feel witb one person doesn't erase the pain you experienced with another.

Unfortunately.

 

[fathom7]

The fundamental challenge with intimate relations is in the in intimacy -- understanding what that is and then saying -- screw that -- I'm simply in need of sex.

 

[LostGirlTink]

The happiness you feel witb one person doesn't erase the pain you experienced with another.

Unfortunately.

Fuck that hits hard

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Fuck that hits hard

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Even when an 8yo is holding still they're not holding still.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

...that oral is the best way to be woken up.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but once

 

[DarkSimian]

ISBATUA that you will never achieve the perfect milk/ cereal ratio. You always run out of one before the other.

 

[makemewet69]

When guys take dick pics and press down on your fat it doesn’t make you look skinnier or like you have a bigger dick if just looks dumb. Stop doing it.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

ISBATUA that there is no place like home...unless you find a great condo on the beach with a pool.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

When guys take dick pics and press down on your fat it doesn’t make you look skinnier or like you have a bigger dick if just looks dumb. Stop doing it.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's only hurting so much now because it felt so good then.

 

[TheMrBurns]

That the best part of morning sex is smelling like your lover for the rest of the day.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's only hurting so much now because it felt so good then.

Still true.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A good hair day can make up for a lot of shit.

 

[jmarx20102012]

The Stone Roses should have been bigger than Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WosUuB1dSyA

 

[Ironfan]

Everyone is entitled to and has an opinion, the best way to change someone's opinion is logical, reasonable debate from both sides. Anger, shouting and violence rarely solves anything.

Also most men love breasts, regardless of shape, size or perkiness.

 

[Apisto42]

That balls deserve kisses too. Especially if they’ve been well polished first.

 

[ashik09]

Video-games do not cause children to become violent. Shitty parenting does.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Coffee in a different cup tastes different

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You play with a hard dick long enough, you're gonna get spunk on you.

I keep forgetting.