Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[cowslinger64]

Loses track of explosives often.

Is really a redhead, dies her hair blonde just to match the bimbo persona for lit.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Is really a redhead, dies her hair blonde just to match the bimbo persona for lit.

Tries to use his banana hammock as a slingshot to launch cows. He fails, but keeps on trying.

 

[rlaflamme]

Tries to use his banana hammock as a slingshot to launch cows. He fails, but keeps on trying.

Tries to tip every cow she sees.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Tries to tip every cow she sees.

Is really from Jupiter.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is really from Jupiter.

She's allergic to rocks.

 

[cowslinger64]

Is really from Jupiter.

Has one SUPERBOOB, instead of the usual two.

 

[cowslinger64]

She's allergic to rocks.

Actually posted after me.. got placed in front after whining to the mods

 

[JerseyJade]

Actually posted after me.. got placed in front after whining to the mods

He actually gets off by skipping over people in threads

 

[Erotically_Yours]

He actually gets off by skipping over people in threads

Is always mean to her big sister.

 

[cowslinger64]

He actually gets off by skipping over people in threads

Has kinks that make even moi blush..

Is always mean to her big sister.

Just fucked up my comeback


wait... not a lie.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is always mean to her big sister.

She always steals my makeup and lip gloss!

 

[JerseyJade]

Has kinks that make even moi blush..

Has a skipping fetish.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

She always steals my makeup and lip gloss!

She steals my clothes!

 

[cowslinger64]

Has a skipping fetish.

She steals my clothes!

Siamese Twins posting separately..


not fooling anyone.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

She steals my clothes!

Hates being tied up with game controller cords in a shibari manner...

 

[JerseyJade]

Hates being tied up with game controller cords in a shibari manner...

Took skipping lessons from cowslinger

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Took skipping lessons from cowslinger

Perhaps she hates looking at time stamps to see who is actually skipping, and who is posting at the same time

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Siamese Twins posting separately..


not fooling anyone.

Has a thing for siamese twin sisters.

Hates being tied up with game controller cords in a shibari manner...

Ooh! I like how you think! Oops, Imean... I hate how you think!

Took skipping lessons from cowslinger

Practices with her skipping rope every morning.

 

[cowslinger64]

Has a thing for siamese twin sisters.



Ooh! I like how you think! Oops, Imean... I hate how you think!



Practices with her skipping rope every morning.

Knows I am a rope guru.



Never thought about the siamese sisters... hmmmmmm

 

[JerseyJade]

Knows I am a rope guru.



Never thought about the siamese sisters... hmmmmmm

He lives in a barn

 

[cowslinger64]

He lives in a barn

HEY! It's a nice barn!!


Is sitting in her holey underwear at starbucks posting..

 

[JerseyJade]

HEY! It's a nice barn!!


Is sitting in her holey underwear at starbucks posting..

He's the only person I know that can milk a cow and text at the same time.

 

[cowslinger64]

He's the only person I know that can milk a cow and text at the same time.

Can milk three udders simultaneously.

 

[cowslinger64]

Is too good at this for his own good.



Wait... another not a lie.

 

[Kat73]

Is too good at this for his own good.



Wait... another not a lie.

Does not like Morro Bay at all!