Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[DarkSimian]

suffers inflamed genitals

You will never find a more honest, straight forward, and worthy person

 

[rlaflamme]

You will never find a more honest, straight forward, and worthy person

Uses an excessive amount of hair spray.

 

[lanceGibs]

Uses an excessive amount of hair spray.

Professional hairdresser for Simians.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Professional hairdresser for Simians.

Thinks Lance Armstrong is a jouster.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Thinks Lance Armstrong is a jouster.

She's actually a 13 year old 500lbs school geek

 

[Erotically_Yours]

She's actually a 13 year old 500lbs school geek

Keeps the souls he’s collected on his headboard and dusts them regularly.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Keeps the souls he’s collected on his headboard and dusts them regularly.

Hey that's actually true, you broke the rules


She's has a prosthetic leg

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Hey that's actually true, you broke the rules


She's has a prosthetic leg

Men don’t dust.

Was an extra in the movie The Terminator.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Men don’t dust.

Was an extra in the movie The Terminator.

Good one lol



She's secretly a redhead

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Good one lol



She's secretly a redhead

Has a fire-crotch fetish.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Has a fire-crotch fetish.

Hoping to seduce The Thing ( from Fantastic Four )

 

[StElmosFire]

Hoping to seduce The Thing ( from Fantastic Four )

Rather than squash a bug in the house, he sweeps it into a dust pan and let's it free outside....big softee

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Hoping to seduce The Thing ( from Fantastic Four )

Good thing you specified, seeing as how I’m a horror fan.

Sits on his left hand until it goes numb, then jerks off with it thinking it’s The Invisible Woman.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Rather than squash a bug in the house, he sweeps it into a dust pan and let's it free outside....big softee

Katey Perry’s #1 fan.

(How you been? )

 

[JerseyJade]

Good thing you specified, seeing as how I’m a horror fan.

Sits on his left hand until it goes numb, then jerks off with it thinking it’s The Invisible Woman.

Lmao!

She has no sense of humor at all.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Good thing you specified, seeing as how I’m a horror fan.

Sits on his left hand until it goes numb, then jerks off with it thinking it’s The Invisible Woman.

Wants to be the invisible woman to get cheap feels on The Thing

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Wants to be the invisible woman to get cheap feels on The Thing

Skips my little sister because her beauty leaves him speechless.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Skips my little sister because her beauty leaves him speechless.

Accidentally skipped her, sorry


Thinks she's her little sister's twin

 

[Taegul]

He was the real life inspiration for Teddy Ruxpin.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

He was the real life inspiration for Teddy Ruxpin.

Considers taking selfies in parking lots a hobby.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Considers taking selfies in parking lots a hobby.

Has novel ways of drying her armpits!

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Has novel ways of drying her armpits!

Spikes his hair with car wax.

 

[Taegul]

Spikes his hair with car wax.

She guards that ocean wall for Godzilla's inevitable return. Not on her watch!

 

[rlaflamme]

She guards that ocean wall for Godzilla's inevitable return. Not on her watch!

Tries to catch mice in his hat.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Tries to catch mice in his hat.

Loses track of explosives often.