I'd do anything for love (but I won't do that)

[hotoldrguy]

As Hornblende would say my earworm is this Meatloaf song right now. So it made me think to start this thread and ask everyone, what won't YOU do for love?

 

[Apisto42]

I’ll bend. I’ll accept. But I won’t lie.

Two outta three ain’t bad.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Change who I am.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Touch your feet. Or let you touch mine!

 

[Farawyn]

Change who I am.

This.
Not anymore.
Been there, done that.

 

[KarenB59]

Be someones on the side relationship

 

[lacandy]

Accept less than I’m worth.

 

[DarkSimian]

Guy on Guy porn

 

[angelofthenorth]

Be anything other than what I am

 

[Pantyboy74]

scat....

 

[Jada59]

scat....

Yep.

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[FortybutNice]

Yep.

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No arguments there!

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Sliding down the blade of a knife using my balls as brakes!!!

I wouldn't do that!

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

edited: wrong thread

I'd do anything for love except kill myself or change who I am, if not for the better. True love inspires you to be you.

 

[PuckIt]

A long, long time ago, I would have stopped at "I'd do anything for love," without adding the rest. And, eh... In my checkered past, I've pretty well seemed bent on proving it looking back.

But, then I heard a guy say he would eat the corn out of his girl's turds.

After I finished throwing up, I had to admit that maybe there is something I won't do for love.


But, I can't really think of much else, since even what Meatloaf won't do (much less his 12 minute cheesy diatribe of what he would), which is actually give up his love for love, walk away from it, I've done.

 

[formertroll]

I won't let you keep breaking my heart

 

[ydahecnot]

I won’t listen to a Bieber song even if doing so would get me rock-star tang

 

[cowslinger64]

I told my wife early on that I wouldn't watch chick flicks with her.. I said that any movie that made my wang start to slide off my body, wasn't for me..

 

[ydahecnot]

You doth protest too much. You can rattle off Meg Ryan quotes like a boss

 

[cowslinger64]

You doth protest too much. You can rattle off Meg Ryan quotes like a boss

Lol... actually, other than that scene in that movie where she faked an orgasm, I can't think of anything I've seen her do.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

I would do anything for love, but I won't put Ketchup on my cooked meatloaf...

 

[cowslinger64]

You should watch In The Cut. It’s erotic.

I assume its a Meg Ryan movie? Does it have girl/girl in it? You know a guy will watch the crappiest movie for some of that..

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

"Take me to bed or lose me forever!" Is the BEST thing Meg Ryan could ever yell at me across a bar!

 

[cowslinger64]

It’s hot. Watch it.

What guys think is hot and women are often different. I watched a clip on Pornhub, it was ok.. I'm gonna need more for it to pull me in.

 

[JugheadJane]

Ass to mouth.