Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[rlaflamme]

Is really a dog person.

Is really a rodeo clown

 

[Jakevillines]

Is really a rodeo clown

Isn't a clown

 

[rlaflamme]

Isn't a clown

Drives a Prius but calls it a Mustang

 

[Taegul]

He eats M&Ms one at a time and has to bite off the shell of each one before eating the chocolate. He looks like a rabbit gnawing them down.

 

[rlaflamme]

Only eats the marshmallows when he eats Lucky Charms, which is daily.

 

[bunny4med]

Only eats the marshmallows when he eats Lucky Charms, which is daily.

Poses mannequins at mattress discount stores.

I don't like all of these bunny/rabbit references except the ear nibbling

 

[rlaflamme]

Poses mannequins at mattress discount stores.

I don't like all of these bunny/rabbit references except the ear nibbling

Once carried a bunny while in a 5k marathon.

 

[DarkSimian]

Once carried a bunny while in a 5k marathon.

Runs a B&B with Larry, Darryl, and Darryl

 

[rlaflamme]

Runs a B&B with Larry, Darryl, and Darryl

Kicks kids off the playground so he can use the monkey bars by himself.

 

[DarkSimian]

Kicks kids off the playground so he can use the monkey bars by himself.

Has Ben & Jerry on speed dial

 

[Taegul]

He sleeps on pillows that are specially made over-seized Twinkie bars. He goes through a lot of pillows every year...

I may have just stumbled on my next great invention tbh...

 

[Weaseldiesel]

He sleeps on pillows that are specially made over-seized Twinkie bars. He goes through a lot of pillows every year...

I may have just stumbled on my next great invention tbh...

Shaves 4 or 5 times a day, depending on how much he strains!

 

[DarkSimian]

Shaves 4 or 5 times a day, depending on how much he strains!

That's not hair gel

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

That's not hair gel

Is really Mystic changed to look like Beast.

 

[Jada59]

That's not hair gel

Provides Weasel with the stuff that's not hair gel!

 

[DarkSimian]

Provides Weasel with the stuff that's not hair gel!

Still uses the full service pumps at the gas station

 

[JerseyJade]

Still uses the full service pumps at the gas station

Once had a 3some with a Collie and a Beagle.

 

[DarkSimian]

Once had a 3some with a Collie and a Beagle.

Really wants to get into "Beastie"-ality

 

[Kim1980]

Invested $100000 in Amazon in 1998 and is almost a billionaire

 

[JerseyJade]

Invested $100000 in Amazon in 1998 and is almost a billionaire

She once beat up a girl who claimed that her feet were prettier than hers

 

[Kim1980]

She really is a Revlon model

 

[DarkSimian]

She once beat up a girl who claimed that her feet were prettier than hers

Starting her own sex addiction clinic in her bedroom

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Starting her own sex addiction clinic in her bedroom

He was her first client...

 

[JerseyJade]

He was her first client...

She provided the ice cream.

 

[DarkSimian]

She provided the ice cream.

Bill Clinton's new intern