Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Torinona]

Currently busy swatting mosquitos in her equatorial rain forest home .

Claims he's an award-winning, champion-level dwarf tosser.

 

[caughtstrokin]

Claims he's an award-winning, champion-level dwarf tosser.

Was the cock skiing champion in high school, 7 years in a row.

 

[Series 6]

Was the cock skiing champion in high school, 7 years in a row.

Favorite song is The Stroke by Billy Squier

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

Is just an empty suit of space armor.

 

[Xerxes82]

Can remove her own panties, without taking off her pants or using her hands.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

Has no idea who Emporer Xerxes was.

 

[Taegul]

She's convinced that Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are the same character thanks to an accidental gender reassignment 'surgery' by a not-so-Super Mario and his careless knife throwing antics.

 

[JerseyJade]

She's convinced that Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are the same character thanks to an accidental gender reassignment 'surgery' by a not-so-Super Mario and his careless knife throwing antics.

He is so serious all the time and his posts always make me depressed.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

He is so serious all the time and his posts always make me depressed.

She's a 60 year old truck driver named Chuck

 

[Taegul]

He is so serious all the time and his posts always make me depressed.

She's always begging Dr. Liz for prescriptions to help with her depression. Just say NO, JJ!

 

[JerseyJade]

She's a 60 year old truck driver named Chuck

His arm is actually stuck in that position.

She's always begging Dr. Liz for prescriptions to help with her depression. Just say NO, JJ!

His hat is permanently attached to his head.

 

[hotcpu]

His arm is actually stuck in that position.



His hat is permanently attached to his head.

She continues to amaze kids by her magic tricks

 

[rlaflamme]

Tripped in the shower trying to pose in the mirror.

 

[DarkSimian]

Thinks Vermont sucks

 

[lanceGibs]

Got his rabies shot.

 

[sneb]

Is the first man to colonize Saturn.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

Is looking for the Loch Ness monster.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

Can remove her own panties, without taking off her pants or using her hands.

When I'm wearing a skirt, yes I can!

 

[Mac380]

When I'm wearing a skirt, yes I can!

Believes "pants" are the work of the devil and won't allow any in the house, even when someone else is wearing them.

 

[gentold]

Believes "pants" are the work of the devil and won't allow any in the house, even when someone else is wearing them.

Has Never lied in his life .

 

[sneb]

Believes that Harry potter was a spanish bloke, who hurt JKR's feelings in the first place.

 

[Jada59]

Is afraid of water.

 

[lanceGibs]

Is afraid of water.

Drinks like a Mermaid.

 

[Jada59]

Drinks like a Mermaid.

Has a mad crush on gentold.

 

[lanceGibs]

Has a mad crush on gentold.

Is aware that a Lance is always straight .