Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[neakman]

Dumpster dives for picnic baskets at the local campgrounds.

has been PMing me non-stop for my Vitamin D recipe.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

has been PMing me non-stop for my Vitamin D recipe.

Always keeps his pants on. He has chicken legs.

 

[hotcpu]

Always keeps his pants on. He has chicken legs.

Continues to drive men wild with her curves and teases

 

[JerseyJade]

Continues to drive men wild with her curves and teases

The first thing he does after buying a new shirt is to remove all the buttons.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

The first thing he does after buying a new shirt is to remove all the buttons.

Likes to be seen as the one eyed monster!

 

[JerseyJade]

Likes to be seen as the one eyed monster!

Cuts his hair with a weed wacker

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Cuts his hair with a weed wacker

Bringing the curtains look back into style!

 

[Xerxes82]

Chose his AV specifically so you won't recognize him when he dons his superhero costume.

 

[HBergeron]

Chose his AV specifically so you won't recognize him when he dons his superhero costume.

Has spent the last 20 years trying to decide whether a picture is a chalice or two people kissing.

 

[Xerxes82]

Has spent the last 20 years trying to decide whether a picture is a chalice or two people kissing.

Only gained entrance to the Evil League of Evil by becoming Bad Horse's mare.

 

[gentold]

Only gained entrance to the Evil League of Evil by becoming Bad Horse's mare.

Has gay fantacies involving HBergeron and other colts.

 

[HBergeron]

Has gay fantacies involving HBergeron and other colts.

Doesn't have his own gay fantasies about other Litsters that he mentions by name.

 

[gentold]

Doesn't have his own gay fantasies about other Litsters that he mentions by name.

When the Coliseum in Rome was being made, some paint fell on his face and he uses a picture of that day as his av .

 

[HBergeron]

When the Coliseum in Rome was being made, some paint fell on his face and he uses a picture of that day as his av .

Has no idea how many Litsters believe they know who he used to be.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Has no idea how many Litsters believe they know who he used to be.

Has no idea of the listers that knows that he knows the listers that know!

Pssssst I know!

 

[Series 6]

Has no idea of the listers that knows that he knows the listers that know!

Pssssst I know!

Uses his own semen as hair gell

 

[JerseyJade]

Uses his own semen as hair gell

Gross!

He can be easily turned off using the TV remote.

 

[neakman]

Gross!

He can be easily turned off using the TV remote.

Uses men's semen for her hair gel...... hehehe.

 

[JerseyJade]

Uses men's semen for her hair gel...... hehehe.

Ewww! Thankfully I don't use hair gel

He sold is head on Ebay for $5.00.

 

[ydahecnot]

Is more a Connecticut kind of gal

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Is more a Connecticut kind of gal

He's not really from Jersey. He just likes saying, "I'm just off exit 8".

 

[Series 6]

He's not really from Jersey. He just like saying, "I'm just off exit 8".

Is allergic to fruit

 

[neakman]

Is allergic to fruit

is a stand-up comedian at night.

 

[Series 6]

is a stand-up comedian at night.

Is Ichabod Crane’s twin brother

 

[Polranny]

When he saw her he changed his mind and ate the apple himself