Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[gentold]

Likes to sniff rubber.

Has had her thighs closed and sealed with rubber adhesive as punishment .

 

[Jada59]

Has had her thighs closed and sealed with rubber adhesive as punishment .

Is a huffer,

 

[DarkSimian]

Is a huffer,

Will fuck for pie

 

[Jada59]

Will fuck for pie

Hehehe.

Is very much into Actirasty.

 

[DarkSimian]

Hehehe.

Is very much into Actirasty.

Wants to star in a porno called "The Big Gang Bang Theory"

 

[Jada59]

Wants to star in a porno called "The Big Gang Bang Theory"

*Snort*

Has no sense of humor whatever.

 

[gentold]

*Snort*

Has no sense of humor whatever.

giggles all day , between fits of laughter

 

[DarkSimian]

*Snort*

Has no sense of humor whatever.

Has named her vagina the "Friend Zone"

 

[Jada59]

Has named her vagina the "Friend Zone"

Hehehe.

Likes to use black jelly beans as bait when fishing.

 

[DarkSimian]

Hehehe.

Likes to use black jelly beans as bait when fishing.

Will make her lover a sandwich (with onions) for "after"

 

[Jada59]

Will make her lover a sandwich (with onions) for "after"

Is a big fan of Tennessee Ernie Ford.

 

[DarkSimian]

Is a big fan of Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Thinks condoms are a waste of good semen

 

[Jada59]

Thinks condoms are a waste of good semen

Thinks semen should come in rainbow colors.

 

[gentold]

Thinks semen should come in rainbow colors.

Squirts 18 feet .

 

[Jada59]

Squirts 18 feet .

Is not allowed of the old folks home.

 

[gentold]

Is not allowed of the old folks home.

Has replaced her dentures with a mean set of canines .

 

[Jada59]

Has replaced her dentures with a mean set of canines .

Suffers from Agalmatophilia.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Suffers from Agalmatophilia.

Don't let that cute picture fool you, she's turns into the incredible pussy when angered. At the same size grows lion sized teeth and nails.

 

[Jada59]

Don't let that cute picture fool you, she's turns into the incredible pussy when angered. At the same size grows lion sized teeth and nails.

Oh crap. I just cackled so hard I think I laid an egg!

Believes that Elvis still walks among us.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Oh crap. I just cackled so hard I think I laid an egg!

Believes that Elvis still walks among us.

Yeah, you plan to have the wig and sideburns and the cute kittensized leather outfit for the kitty come Halloween...

 

[Karabare]

Will collar that kitty and walk her around the neighborhood

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Will collar that kitty and walk her around the neighborhood

You were planning on dressing as the kitty Elvis and striking that post with the guitar at the doors of people when not Halloween...lol

 

[Taegul]

You were planning on dressing as the kitty Elvis and striking that post with the guitar at the doors of people when not Halloween...lol

She has glued 987,000 Fruit Loops to the ceiling of her house and 1.4 million Skittles to the walls. It's a very colorful home.

 

[Scotty13]

She has glued 987,000 Fruit Loops to the ceiling of her house and 1.4 million Skittles to the walls. It's a very colorful home.

He lines his baseball caps with tinfoil

 

[Erotically_Yours]

He lines his baseball caps with tinfoil

Dumpster dives for picnic baskets at the local campgrounds.