Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[neakman]

He has a monthly spa appointment where he gets waxed from head to toe by a large Swedish woman named Helga

is only allowed by Law to wear red because she sometimes has to double as a stop sign due to her striking beauty.

Was on the swim team in high school and college because it gave him an excuse to not wear a shirt

has a very , very high squeaky voice that drops 3 octaves when he wears the helmet

 

[Xerxes82]

is only allowed by Law to wear red because she sometimes has to double as a stop sign due to her striking beauty.



has a very , very high squeaky voice that drops 3 octaves when he wears the helmet

Has a back so hairy that anthropologists are searching it for civilizations.

 

[Series 6]

Has a back so hairy that anthropologists are searching it for civilizations.

Used to be the mascot for the Baltimore Ravens

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Used to be the mascot for the Baltimore Ravens

He's doing the robot in that avatar.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

He's doing the robot in that avatar.

Likes white chocolate

 

[gentold]

Likes white chocolate

Licks chocolate syrup off most lit ladies.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Licks chocolate syrup off most lit ladies.

He really wanted his Lit name to be "gentle" but auto-correct made an error.

 

[gentold]

He really wanted his Lit name to be "gentle" but auto-correct made an error.

Scared that the orchard owner would send her for canning .

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Scared that the orchard owner would send her for canning .

His not "old"...and apparently not "gentle" either! :caning:

 

[gentold]

His not "old"...and apparently not "gentle" either! :caning:

Has problems in understanding the word Gent old .

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Has problems in understanding the word Gent old .

Has no concept of sentence structure. Adjectives describe nouns and precede said noun. As in old gent.

 

[lanceGibs]

Has no concept of sentence structure. Adjectives describe nouns and precede said noun. As in old gent.

~Fantasizing~ about setting old men right.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

~Fantasizing~ about setting old men right.

Lies about the size of his lance and is known for his salute.

 

[gentold]

Lies about the size of his lance and is known for his salute.

Her apple has never been bitten but nibbled often.

 

[DarkSimian]

Her apple has never been bitten but nibbled often.

His AV is a picture of Claude Rains

 

[gentold]

His AV is a picture of Claude Rains

He is not a flasher , when folks see him with his dick out they know he is a DarkSimian .

 

[Jada59]

He is not a flasher , when folks see him with his dick out they know he is a DarkSimian .

Is craving the dick.

 

[DarkSimian]

Is craving the dick.

Tried the dick, but didn't like it, and didn't inhale

 

[gentold]

Tried the dick, but didn't like it, and didn't inhale

loves strong smelling pussy

 

[Jada59]

loves strong smelling pussy

Actually possesses a strong smelling pussy.

 

[gentold]

Actually possesses a strong smelling pussy.

Has a tattoo on her G spot for ease of doing business.

 

[Jada59]

Has a tattoo on her G spot for ease of doing business.

Has a clown fetish.

 

[gentold]

Has a clown fetish.

Majored in" below the waist" fetishes in the school of sensuality .

 

[Jada59]

Majored in" below the waist" fetishes in the school of sensuality .

Likes to sniff rubber.

 

[DarkSimian]

Likes to sniff rubber.

Actually likes to have her belly rubbed