Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Series 6]

Is actually allergic to cat hair.

Is allergic to clothing and saliva

 

[slaphammer]

Is huge...in Japan.

 

[Xerxes82]

Makes a living as a burlesque hula dancer

 

[Series 6]

Makes a living as a burlesque hula dancer

Has a secret nest at the top of Lambeau Field.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Has a secret nest at the top of Lambeau Field.

Once auditioned for a part in Star Trek, but was promptly escorted out.

 

[LizVegas79]

Once auditioned for a part in Star Trek, but was promptly escorted out.

She once auditioned for America's Got Talent, but the thing she was great at they couldn't put on prime time
so they escorted her to one of the producer's trailers instead

 

[ydahecnot]

Serves drinks to slot players in Laughlin

 

[puppett]

Serves drinks to slot players in Laughlin

Is a card counter

 

[LizVegas79]

Is a card counter

She works for a travelling circus?

 

[DarkSimian]

She works for a travelling circus?

Is really horrible in bed

 

[puppett]

She works for a travelling circus?

Invented the bicycle.

 

[DarkSimian]

Invented the bicycle.

Doesn't believe in buttoning up her shirt

 

[LizVegas79]

Invented the bicycle.

Worked for the company that was suppose to sell me seats for my bicycles
but then never delivered and told me I should re-brand my bicycles as sex toys

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Worked for the company that was suppose to sell me seats for my bicycles
but then never delivered and told me I should re-brand my bicycles as sex toys

She's actually a three hundred pound truck driver named Ralph

 

[LizVegas79]

She's actually a three hundred pound truck driver named Ralph

Has dated Latinas his whole entire life and obviously LOVES saying the meanest things
he can think of to them so he can be at the top of their Sh^t Lists!

(who can blame him? we're great at getting mad, but even better at forgiving )

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Has dated Latinas his whole entire life and obviously LOVES saying the meanest things
he can think of to them so he can be at the top of their Sh^t Lists!

She's that sexy chick you always see riding the Sybian in internet porn

(Better?)

 

[JerseyJade]

She's that sexy chick you always see riding the Sybian in internet porn

(Better?)

He has never watched internet porn.

 

[LizVegas79]

She's that sexy chick you always see riding the Sybian in internet porn

(Better?)

Just made my: Shhh! Stop It And Come Here Some More List!

He has never watched internet porn.

Has never worked in a medical clinic where she had to measure the length of patients penises when they were soft and then when they were hard.

 

[DarkSimian]

Just made my: Shhh! Stop It And Come Here Some More List!

Thinks the Vegas Strip is the place to do her all-nude revue

 

[asianmom42]

Just made my: Shhh! Stop It And Come Here Some More List!

Is actually a Nun......

 

[DarkSimian]

Is actually a Nun......

Invented the Fortune Nookie

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Invented the Fortune Nookie

Started a ruckus at a recent furries convention releasing a stink bomb.

 

[neakman]

Started a ruckus at a recent furries convention releasing a stink bomb.

Started her singing career with the Jackson 6, (it didnt go that well)

 

[Series 6]

Started her singing career with the Jackson 6, (it didnt go that well)

Was on the swim team in high school and college because it gave him an excuse to not wear a shirt

 

[JerseyJade]

Was on the swim team in high school and college because it gave him an excuse to not wear a shirt

He once tried out for the swim team in college.... and sank!