Dear X

[SassySheDevil]

Dear old friend,

I would never have thought so, but it has been nice catching up with you. It was easier to walk back into old routine and pick up where we left off. I would have laughed if anyone had told me this. Thank you for coming back into my life.
❤
X friend, friend again.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear All of Lit,

I apologise for my ranty/angry/sad posting. I’m on a course of steroids for five days to try and heal my hurting head and they are making me completely crazy.

Thanks for tolerating my utmost jerkishness with such love and care.

We will return to regular rainshine programming in 2 days.

Yours,
Sincerely Sorry Sasspot.

If this is you being a jerk I can't wait to see you when you stop the steroids!

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Ball-less,

Stop twisting words around.

Women are expected to bitch and moan, but when a man acts like a bitch, it is such a turn off.

I'm not talking about venting about everyday struggles.

We all have them, and need compassion, male or female.

I'm talking about the bitch boy attitude. UGH!

L

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

You should have left him years a go. He's a dick.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Mom,

I miss you and I get why you did things in a certain way.

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Dear X,

Stress sips in when what you are inside is not in harmony with what you try hard to portray in public.
Be real, do not fear, you are beautiful for who you are, nothing to be ashamed of what you truly need.
And remember, you are precious, you are loved, you are cared for.
You are needed but you are now set free.

Sincerely,

J

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear hot neighbour,

I'm so pleased you've moved into the next house. I think your wife is pretty tasty too, and I have fantasies about getting more friendly with the both of you... I hope this doesn't show too much when we're stood talking (or maybe I do?)

Can't wait for our next dinner party, I just wish the other neighbours didn't also attend

Signed,

Hopeful I'm not the only pervert in our street.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear hot neighbour,

I'm so pleased you've moved into the next house. I think your wife is pretty tasty too, and I have fantasies about getting more friendly with the both of you... I hope this doesn't show too much when we're stood talking (or maybe I do?)

Can't wait for our next dinner party, I just wish the other neighbours didn't also attend

Signed,

Hopeful I'm not the only pervert in our street.

*secretly rents the house across the street*

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear hot neighbour,

I'm so pleased you've moved into the next house. I think your wife is pretty tasty too, and I have fantasies about getting more friendly with the both of you... I hope this doesn't show too much when we're stood talking (or maybe I do?)

Can't wait for our next dinner party, I just wish the other neighbours didn't also attend

Signed,

Hopeful I'm not the only pervert in our street.

*secretly rents the house across the street*

I can't wait for the neighbourhood potluck

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*secretly rents the house across the street*

Oi, I'm in there... Hmm, on second thoughts - come on in....

 

[barefootgirl69]

I can't wait for the neighbourhood potluck

Always thinking about eating, aren't you?

Oi, I'm in there... Hmm, on second thoughts - come on in....

Looks like a party!

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Returned from Traveling Man,

You apparently think I am MUCH more patient than I actually am. If I'm not a priority, then neither are you.

Stays at Home Litster

 

[LWulf]

The Art of Conversation

Dear uninformed Litsters (no, I'm not talking about just you),

There is an art to conversing, just as there is an art to dancing, sex, or anything else that involves two (or more) people.

If you simply lay there like a trembling virgin; scared and unknowing what to do next, and leave it to the other person to do all the work, then at some point the other person is going to say "I need a break." It doesn't mean the other person doesn't like you. It just means the other person needs to recharge, and at some point, everyone needs to recharge. No, I'm NOT just talking about women, I imagine women don't like a trembling, timid, scared man to fuck them just as equally. Granted, everyone can always be a little timid at first, but after that, the you should warm up, and open up some.

Is it their fault; that the other person needs to recharge? Yes, they are only human.

In sales, I was taught there are 'open ended" questions and "closed ended" questions. To control the conversation with a customer, you want to ask a certain amount of closed ended questions. Surely not all closed ended questions, because it will seem like you're just a cold-hearted machine; doing a survey.

To explain, closed ended questions are where someone can ONLY reply with a simple answer, usually either a yes or no. Open ended questions are where the other person could reply with anything under the sun, ranging from "old war stories" to their life's history.

In sales, you DON'T want to ask too many open ended questions because you'll only take care of one customer per day instead of as many as you can (and your boss wouldn't REALLY like it).

Let's change the format. Instead of "open" or "closed" ended questions, let's call them "open" and "closed" ended statements. Here's an example of a open ended statement "I have to go to surgery next week." Now that might seem like a closed ended statement, but anybody with a heart is going to start asking questions:
What for?
Is it serious?
How long is recovery?
etc...

To each reply, might lead to further and further open ended statements.

Now, to mix in some eastern philosophy, in Tao, you have positive and negative chi. BUT, within each is a little of the other. You can't have one without the other. Is it as simple as that, or that "man is dominant and woman is subservient"? No, and if that's your understanding of Tao (or men and women for that matter), then you haven't learned much.

Bringing it back to conversation, just as with a sales job, you don't want to use strictly closed ended statements. In conversation, you don't want to strictly use open ended statements, likewise for closed. It can be taxing to the other person if they constantly need to pump you for answers. Opposed to that, if you reply to the other person leaving them with nothing but to re-energize the conversation with new topics or queries, then you are leaving them to do all the work.

In any conversation, there is a beginning, a middle and an end. However; every ending is a new beginning. Does it mean that because a conversation ends that the other person doesn't like you? That they are bored? That they thought you didn't do enough to keep the conversation lively; that you didn't pull your own weight?

No. It simply means the conversation ended.
Just as in "same old lang syne"; The beer was empty and our tongues were tired And running out of things to say, DOESN'T mean the two didn't like each other.

It just means the conversation was drawing to an end.

Conversations can start anew, even with the same person. Don't wait for the other person to always make the move. Don't be childish. If they haven't PM'd you lately, and you were the last to PM them, don't pout and say "but it's their turn!"

~The Asshole Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Asshole,
Who asked you?
From,
Didn’t know there’s rules.

 

[LWulf]

Dear Didn’t know there’s rules,
Apparently, you think "I only need to know something, when I decide I don't know it."
Nature has it's own rules, and it's neither male nor female. Some notice them easily and explain it to others who don't pick it up that easily, and then there are some who need a two by four smashed into their head a couple times before they recognize it.
I know, you think "I have the pussy, so I make all the rules." but believe it or not, the world doesn't revolve around you. Try not to let that revelation shake up your ego too much.
~The Asshole Litster

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Didn’t know there’s rules,
Apparently, you think "I only need to know something, when I decide I don't know it."
Nature has it's own rules, and it's neither male nor female. Some notice them easily, and some need a two by four smashed into their head a couple times before they recognize it.
I know, you think "I have the pussy, so I make all the rules." but believe it or not, the world doesn't revolve around you. Try not to let that revelation shake up your ego too much.
~The Asshole Litster

Hey Asshole,

You don’t know what you don’t know.

From,
Pusssssssssay

 

[snexxer]

Dear Asshole and Pusssssssssay.

Asshole, you obviously still have a bee in your bonnet regarding getting Farawyn and Eowyn confused. But on the other hand we don't need people telling us how to hold conversations

Pusssssssssay, I do love seeing you "debate". But we both know this was a troll post. However I agree with your statement.

Signed.
Carry on.

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Asshole and Pusssssssssay.

Asshole, you obviously still have a bee in your bonnet regarding getting Farawyn and Eowyn confused. But on the other hand we don't need people telling us how to hold conversations

Pusssssssssay, I do love seeing you "debate". But we both know this was a troll post. However I agree with your statement.

Signed.
Carry on.

Carry,

I love that you remembered the Tolkien faux pas.

Have a good one,
Fara

 

[badjanus]

Dear 10,

Just what have you become? You used to wink at me, bat your sexy eyes and draw me in. Now, you are just mean and full of drama.

Disappointed,

Bj

 

[badjanus]

Dear Caroline,

I think you'll find that South of Northern Ireland is the republic...

Bj

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear Didn’t know there’s rules,
Apparently, you think "I only need to know something, when I decide I don't know it."
Nature has it's own rules, and it's neither male nor female. Some notice them easily and explain it to others who don't pick it up that easily, and then there are some who need a two by four smashed into their head a couple times before they recognize it.
I know, you think "I have the pussy, so I make all the rules." but believe it or not, the world doesn't revolve around you. Try not to let that revelation shake up your ego too much.
~The Asshole Litster

Dear magnificent asshole,

Dennis Miller couldn’t have said it any fucking better.

A longtime fan,
Cathy W.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Train,

WTF? For reals.

Signed,

Fuck yeah, no more of that shit for two weeks.

 

[Farawyn]

Dear Dennis Miller Fans,

Who?

Signed,
A liberal

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear X

He's this uber funny and snarky comedian who made his bones most notably doing the Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live a bunch of years ago. Oh wait...you were trying to be funny

Never mind
~ Emily Litella

 

[Farawyn]

Dear X

He's this uber funny and snarky comedian who made his bones most notably doing the Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live a bunch of years ago. Oh wait...you were trying to be funny

Never mind
~ Emily Litella

Dear M,

Before my time.

Signed,
Love the tag team, so kewt