I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that I am about to take a long hot shower until the hot water heater dries up and coughs dust!
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a one-man-band would be the funniest kind of person to push down some stairs.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that this will be another sleepless night because I stupidly took a nap after work today.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am getting ready to listen to my daughter on the college radio station she performs on.
 
I cannot confirm or deny how indecisive I am. Well, maybe I can confirm it. No, I totally deny it. Ah dammit, I just can't make up my mind...
 
I cannot confirm or deny that candlelight dinners weren’t so special until lightbulbs were created.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I may have been a bad girl today.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it’s pretty ironic that Internet was created to save time
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I just recently had sex on the couch I'm about to sell to this poor unsuspecting gentleman. :eek:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I just recently had sex on the couch I'm about to sell to this poor unsuspecting gentleman. :eek:

I cannot confirm or deny that I wish you'd said you'd recently had sex with the poor, unsuspecting gentleman who came to buy the sofa in question (ON the said sofa).
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I wish you'd said you'd recently had sex with the poor, unsuspecting gentleman who came to buy the sofa in question (ON the said sofa).

I cannot confirm or deny that you should Stay tuned! I haven't met him yet. Lol.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I just recently had sex on the couch I'm about to sell to this poor unsuspecting gentleman. :eek:

I cannot confirm or deny that I wish you'd said you'd recently had sex with the poor, unsuspecting gentleman who came to buy the sofa in question (ON the said sofa).

I cannot confirm or deny that you should Stay tuned! I haven't met him yet. Lol.

You go, girl :D

I cannot confirm or deny that this exchange made me laugh for a variety of reasons
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I would love to be a fly on the wall during the couch sale negotiations

I cannot confirm or deny that that made me laugh out loud and wonder why you felt the need to be a fly instead of just be there. :devil:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I will angrily...err, lovingly hatefuck the next poster in this thread later tonight :)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I will angrily...err, lovingly hatefuck the next poster in this thread later tonight :)

I cannot confirm or deny that he says he will do that to me every night
 
I can’t confirm or deny that if dentists make money from bad teeth, you can't trust toothpaste that is recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am in one heck of a mood today. :cattail::cattail:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I've never understood why the baseball season is so frickin long at 162 games.
 
I can’t confirm or deny that if dentists make money from bad teeth, you can't trust toothpaste that is recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.

Hmm...never thought of it that way!:confused:

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm going to ask my dentist about this next time I see him.
 
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