I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that "Potential Pussy" is probably the most powerful 'drug' known to man.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am about to go out shopping wearing my new vibrating panties :D :devil:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have a double date this weekend.
 
I cannot confirm or ddddeny that my ddddddd key is getting stuck. It wouldddddd be pretty dddddissapointing if it dddiddddd.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the existence of the tostada only encourages Flat Earth theorist.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm drinking a beer right now.

*Hiccup*
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I might be lazy today and stay in this new nice bed
 
I cannot confirm or deny that once we have self driven cars, we're going to catch a lot of people masturbating.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I usually drive with the traction control off because I like to let the tires have their fun sometimes :D
 
I cannot confirm or deny that last night was very nearly the final nail:(
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you're aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are technically voice activated.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it’s Earth Day, but suggest you hug a tree anyway while we still have them.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that most of my taskbar is taken up with games.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my Hollywood sex tape is selling like hotcakes.
 
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