I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that using “first off” and “secondly” in an email increases the likelihood you’re acting like an asshole by 61%
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I saw Elvis panhandling on the off-ramp of the interstate as I was driving home.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there’s a whole team of the graphic artists that works hard so that you can judge a book by it’s cover
 
I cannot confirm or deny syllabus should be something humorous that takes you to school.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that whether you are a straight male or female, taking off a bra is probably the best part of your day.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my cheekbones are taking over my face.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm cursing that pixel compression.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I still have an active Hotmail e-mail account.
 
ICCOD that 97% of my posts on here are purely to get a an outrageous reaction.
 
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