What's Crossing Your Mind?

[mnbreastluver]

Laughing at your own joke is a lot like masturbation. You’re pretty much the only one getting pleasure out of it and when people see you do it they usually just want to leave.

 

[Farawyn]

I need lip liner.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I need lip liner.

I do too. Wanna go to Sephora and then have margaritas?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I need lip liner.

I do too. Wanna go to Sephora and then have margaritas?

I getting low on mascarea, I’m coming too. Find a local Mexican restaurant and induldge. Ok, I’m hungry now thinking of homemade chips and salsa.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I need lip liner.

I do too. Wanna go to Sephora and then have margaritas?

I getting low on mascarea, I’m coming too. Find a local Mexican restaurant and induldge. Ok, I’m hungry now thinking of homemade chips and salsa.

Can I come.
I'll even shave off the beard and you an do a makeover??

 

[LostGirlTink]

I getting low on mascarea, I’m coming too. Find a local Mexican restaurant and induldge. Ok, I’m hungry now thinking of homemade chips and salsa.

YUM me too!
Have you tried Smashbox's Full Exposure? It's my new favorite.

Can I come.
I'll even shave off the beard and you an do a makeover??

You can drive so we can drink.

 

[Pantyboy74]

YUM me too!
Have you tried Smashbox's Full Exposure? It's my new favorite.



You can drive so we can drink.

Im fine with that.
The Prozac doesn't affect me much.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

YUM me too!
Have you tried Smashbox's Full Exposure? It's my new favorite.
You can drive so we can drink.

Nope, I’ve never tried it. Here’s how I usually roll - I’m getting low, no time to run 20 mins to Sephora. Walgreens is a few minutes from my house - hello L’Oréal. Sometimes I’ll even grab the L’Oréal Paris line and feel really fancy.

Im fine with that.
The Prozac doesn't affect me much.

Perfecto. Three girls in the backseat giggling, we need you stone sober driving.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Nope, I’ve never tried it. Here’s how I usually roll - I’m getting low, no time to run 20 mins to Sephora. Walgreens is a few minutes from my house - hello L’Oréal. Sometimes I’ll even grab the L’Oréal Paris line and feel really fancy.




Perfecto. Three girls in the backseat giggling, we need you stone sober driving.

Try it if you get the chance. Who needs lash extensions! Worth every penny.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Nope, I’ve never tried it. Here’s how I usually roll - I’m getting low, no time to run 20 mins to Sephora. Walgreens is a few minutes from my house - hello L’Oréal. Sometimes I’ll even grab the L’Oréal Paris line and feel really fancy.




Perfecto. Three girls in the backseat giggling, we need you stone sober driving.

Hmmm 3 drunk ladies with loose tongues

Try it if you get the chance. Who needs lash extensions! Worth every penny.

I dont need lash extensions. Naturally long.

 

[ydahecnot]

I’ve seen three people misspell avocado today. What’s up with that?

Yeah, ahvoocahdough is easy to spell

 

[ydahecnot]

I need lip liner.

I got yer lip liner

 

[JennyNo1]

Does no one know the difference between "less" and "fewer" anymore?

 

[papadoc19]

Does no one know the difference between "less" and "fewer" anymore?

Her question...then her boobs

 

[emsway]

Yeah, ahvoocahdough is easy to spell

*sigh*

 

[Setanta84]

Nope, I’ve never tried it. Here’s how I usually roll - I’m getting low, no time to run 20 mins to Sephora. Walgreens is a few minutes from my house - hello L’Oréal. Sometimes I’ll even grab the L’Oréal Paris line and feel really fancy.

I'm a dude but wear cologne and am kind of particular about it. You can usually get the scent of your choice at a fraction of the retail price online if you just shop around on there for a few minutes. Brick and mortar stores just shamelessly mark the shit up, like 300-500x markup is not uncommon.

 

[Little_Sister]

Laughing at your own joke is a lot like masturbation. You’re pretty much the only one getting pleasure out of it and when people see you do it they usually just want to leave.

I'd watch. Just sayin'.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I'd watch. Just sayin'.

I guess there’s always one.



If every kid really achieved their dreams, we’d have a huge surplus of fire fighters and astronauts

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I may have to make a taco bell run

 

[ydahecnot]

I guess there’s always one.



If every kid really achieved their dreams, we’d have a huge surplus of fire fighters and astronauts

I’d be a trucker getting on my CB and hunting bear

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’d be a trucker getting on my CB and hunting bear

Everyone’s got their own dreams.


The same blood pumping through your tongue and lips is also spending time in your groin and anus.

 

[JennyNo1]

I wish I hadn't said anything, but who knew she would be such an idiot?

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Just hope she's okay

 

[Farawyn]

Bananas over hockey sticks FTW, any time.

 

[ImSinister]

Bananas over hockey sticks FTW, any time.