What's Crossing Your Mind?

[AbsintheFather]

A thought for male Lit newcomers: for every Lit woman who may take a liking to you in a salacious way, there are 10 who are repulsed by you, 25-50 who are just fine with you, but not in that way, and 100,000 who aren’t on when you are/don’t post on the threads you do/don’t post on the forums you do.

Happy hunting!

and the corollary for veteran Litsters is: the longer you are here, the number repulsed by you rises exponentially, while the number taking a liking to you remains static.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

and the corollary for veteran Litsters is: the longer you are here, the number repulsed by you rises exponentially, while the number taking a liking to you remains static.

I have it good authority that a bunch of Lit women got together and discussed me, and all agreed I was disgusting.

(That's funnier spoken than written, sorry. It's a joke shamelessly stolen from an episode of MASH.)

 

[AbsintheFather]

I have it good authority that a bunch of Lit women got together and discussed me, and all agreed I was disgusting.

(That's funnier spoken than written, sorry. It's a joke shamelessly stolen from an episode of MASH.)

I can almost hear Hawkeye saying that

 

[Tallulah82]

A thought for male Lit newcomers: for every Lit woman who may take a liking to you in a salacious way, there are 10 who are repulsed by you, 25-50 who are just fine with you, but not in that way, and 100,000 who aren’t on when you are/don’t post on the threads you do/don’t post on the forums you do.

Happy hunting!

Oh, please, please say it again. Slowly, quietly, against my ear.... "salicious"... *shivers*

 

[steelyblue73]

I forgot my piece of fruit today...

I'm getting HANGRY!

 

[DarkSimian]

I guess she's gone

 

[EctoJohn]

I've officially wasted the past decade.

 

[LucianaGrace]

Hmmmm...I sense something isn’t right. It just doesn’t add up.

I call...
https://78.media.tumblr.com/6bf5c67b5b01cd97099e5f99598bf263/tumblr_mhrbnoiv1E1rknrf9o1_500.gif

 

[Little_Sister]

AF has all the girls swooning, Uncle has his kitten and Sunny sees more panties than the cashiers at VS. Don't listen to 'em men.

 

[MrPractical]

I am too happy about work being over for the day....because tomorrow is just hours away

 

[steelyblue73]

Bad things.

 

[Little_Sister]

Bad things.

Share with the class...

 

[steelyblue73]

Share with the class...

Some things are better left unsaid. I learned that from numerous detentions!

 

[Little_Sister]

Some things are better left unsaid. I learned that from numerous detentions!

Booo!!! :caning: No one likes a tease.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm FINE until he reminds me, and then -- *thunk!*

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Stuff. Just stuff.

 

[MrPractical]

My feet are hot

 

[_valkyrie_]

I think this charger is done for.

 

[MrPractical]

Why didn't I take my boots off earlier?

 

[emsway]

I’ve seen three people misspell avocado today. What’s up with that?

 

[zydrate]

I’ve seen three people misspell avocado today. What’s up with that?

I dunno

 

[Farawyn]

I know she’s keeping her enemies closer.
So am I, dear heart, so am I.

 

[Little_Sister]

I know she’s keeping her enemies closer.
So am I, dear heart, so am I.

You're talking about your mother in law aren't you? This made me think of mine.

 

[Farawyn]

You're talking about your mother in law aren't you? This made me think of mine.

Ahahahaa!

 

[papadoc19]

Does Robb die twice? Yes he does