Donald Trump is upset because women all over America are carrying babies for 9 months

[Queefer]

That is unacceptable. Women need to give birth sooner than that if America is to be great again.

 

[Hypoxia]

That is unacceptable. Women need to give birth sooner than that if America is to be great again.

Some possible options for increasing birth rates:

* Chemistry -- accelerants to shorten the gestation period: a cocktail of stimulants, growth hormones, laxatives, and green beer.
* Genetic selection -- bonuses for women with family histories of spewing premature babes, because they'll be back in action sooner.
* Fast deliveries -- mandate caesarian sections at 8 months, again for faster turnaround of pregnancy-ready women.
* Cheap, easy way -- import foreign women to give birth to American citizens.