Numi's boudoir

[numeniusa]

What a suitable punishment you offer me... I think perhaps slipping off that blue silk apparel as you are bent over my knee.... how many shall we say for such an infringement

As for those boots helping.. well, if you know any ladies who enjoy the particular interest I have, please let me know, the boots have not been a roaring success so far! Perhaps I ought to be wearing them as I spank your lovely bottom...

Or you could just slide the blue silk up... I propose a shade chart.

https://furnish.co.uk/photos/articles/original/furnish/furnish-6833.jpg

Maybe as far as a Perky Peach for a first offence? *grins*

 

[numeniusa]

Actually I have...you would think people would be more discreet in public

Maybe they're doing it on purpose...

I'd be a little worried about the possibility of a passing photographer

I do recall a late night bench-based session in a hotel garden many years ago. Before the days even of CCTV cameras everywhere, let alone every man and his dog with a high-res phone in his pocket. Not sure I'd be as brave now - balcony and terrace naughtiness I have experienced in the last couple of years has been pretty safe, in truth.

And my secret naked picnic spot is wonderfully private

 

[hairball18]

Or you could just slide the blue silk up... I propose a shade chart.

https://furnish.co.uk/photos/articles/original/furnish/furnish-6833.jpg

Maybe as far as a Perky Peach for a first offence? *grins*

We need judges then.

 

[numeniusa]

We need judges then.

You mean someone to hold up the shade chart to the cheeks to see whether we've got to the right shade?

Good plan. Are you offering, hairball?

 

[hairball18]

You mean someone to hold up the shade chart to the cheeks to see whether we've got to the right shade?

Good plan. Are you offering, hairball?

I am always willing to lend my services.

 

[tnman03]

True enough I haven't been to many things* where there's a danger of being plucked out of the audience to be humiliated on stage, but if you're near the front, or at the end of a row, it's terrifying...

* I'm talking mainly comedy etc here, not sexual performances, just for the avoidance of doubt...

I'm not opposed to a bit of adventure but some levels of sexual performance acts or shows fail to motivate my attendance. I believe private parties or group settings for those so inclined would likely be more appealing.

Being pulled up on stage for any type of public entertainment setting is unsettling as well.

 

[numeniusa]

I am always willing to lend my services.

Perhaps we should calibrate first. I think I am probably 'Ecru 2014-17', pre-spank

 

[numeniusa]

I'm not opposed to a bit of adventure but some levels of sexual performance acts or shows fail to motivate my attendance. I believe private parties or group settings for those so inclined would likely be more appealing.

Being pulled up on stage for any type of public entertainment setting is unsettling as well.

I did see a documentary a few years back, where they interviewed people who had gone to various flavours of private clubs, from very exclusive ones where you had to be either very rich or very beautiful to be invited, to more 'open' events. The range of experiences was huge. Good and bad at both.

 

[hairball18]

Perhaps we should calibrate first. I think I am probably 'Ecru 2014-17', pre-spank

Going for peachy keen.

 

[LucyCanyon]

Or you could just slide the blue silk up... I propose a shade chart.

https://furnish.co.uk/photos/articles/original/furnish/furnish-6833.jpg

Maybe as far as a Perky Peach for a first offence? *grins*

A shade chart... I think we should make our own using pictures...

The offence was light I guess but I rather fancied getting you as far as Dusky Pink... having slid the blue silk up and got you perfectly positioned it seems a shame to not take full advantage

 

[papadoc19]

Maybe they're doing it on purpose...

I'd be a little worried about the possibility of a passing photographer

I do recall a late night bench-based session in a hotel garden many years ago. Before the days even of CCTV cameras everywhere, let alone every man and his dog with a high-res phone in his pocket. Not sure I'd be as brave now - balcony and terrace naughtiness I have experienced in the last couple of years has been pretty safe, in truth.

And my secret naked picnic spot is wonderfully private

A naked you would make the perfect picnic entree

 

[numeniusa]

Going for peachy keen.

Ooh, ambitious I like a bit of ambition

 

[numeniusa]

A shade chart... I think we should make our own using pictures...

The offence was light I guess but I rather fancied getting you as far as Dusky Pink... having slid the blue silk up and got you perfectly positioned it seems a shame to not take full advantage

Hehe, yes, a 'spank chart'* based on actual observed colouration. Very cool. Or, more likely, slightly warm to the touch and a little tingly...

* I'm now wondering whether 'spank chart' might have *coughs* another meaning?

 

[numeniusa]

A naked you would make the perfect picnic entree

Still seems like ages til Spring and even the remotest possibility that I will actually be 'ready to picnic' again Certainly nakedly

I shall enjoy the snow first, though. Huge snowfall in the Alps. Hurrah. ⛷

 

[numeniusa]

Not my usual sort of picture o), but this made me laugh this morning:

Evil porridge

http://i.imgur.com/1fzFciM.jpg

*shudder*

 

[tnman03]

Not my usual sort of picture o), but this made me laugh this morning:

Evil porridge

*shudder*

Daily breakfasts of hot cereals can become monotonously grim at times can't they? Porridge isn't a commonly used descriptive word in my hereabouts. Oatmeal, cream of wheat or grits is more the norm. And should you be puzzled as to what grits are they're derived from dried, ground corn and like porridge either utilitarian or improved with other food items.

 

[numeniusa]

Daily breakfasts of hot cereals can become monotonously grim at times can't they? Porridge isn't a commonly used descriptive word in my hereabouts. Oatmeal, cream of wheat or grits is more the norm. And should you be puzzled as to what grits are they're derived from dried, ground corn and like porridge either utilitarian or improved with other food items.

I love porridge, it was just that evil grin leering up at me from the bowl Do you see the face?

I don't have it every day, usually only on days when I've got a bike ride planned, good slow-release fuel And with maple syrup on top, yum! I think it's probably the same as what you call oatmeal. I've never tried grits. I've only just come to terms with polenta

 

[tnman03]

I love porridge, it was just that evil grin leering up at me from the bowl Do you see the face?

I don't have it every day, usually only on days when I've got a bike ride planned, good slow-release fuel And with maple syrup on top, yum! I think it's probably the same as what you call oatmeal. I've never tried grits. I've only just come to terms with polenta

Yes, I did notice the porridge's horrid grin. And no I can't pronounce horrid in the same manner I've heard in so many British movies and such.

You are absolutely correct about the complex carbohydrates being a good slow-release fuel. That's a very apt description.

 

[numeniusa]

Yes, I did notice the porridge's horrid grin. And no I can't pronounce horrid in the same manner I've heard in so many British movies and such.

You are absolutely correct about the complex carbohydrates being a good slow-release fuel. That's a very apt description.

Equal emphasis on both syllables is the key. Whore. Rid.

Unfortunately my slow-release fuel must all have released slightly too early, I absolutely limped up the last three hundred metres of the climb to the pub. Fortunately I was able to refuel there, though...

 

[tnman03]

Equal emphasis on both syllables is the key. Whore. Rid.

Unfortunately my slow-release fuel must all have released slightly too early, I absolutely limped up the last three hundred metres of the climb to the pub. Fortunately I was able to refuel there, though...

Well I'd have to say the pub's location was a fortuitous one.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Sending many hugs and much love to my sweet Numi...

 

[papadoc19]

Still seems like ages til Spring and even the remotest possibility that I will actually be 'ready to picnic' again Certainly nakedly

I shall enjoy the snow first, though. Huge snowfall in the Alps. Hurrah. ⛷

Skiing fun then snow angel time?

 

[LucyCanyon]

Hehe, yes, a 'spank chart'* based on actual observed colouration. Very cool. Or, more likely, slightly warm to the touch and a little tingly...

* I'm now wondering whether 'spank chart' might have *coughs* another meaning?

Mmm, tell me more? Just what does the sexy Numi think it could mean... and is that naughty enough to move up the colour range... “slides that blue silk a little further”

 

[numeniusa]

Well I'd have to say the pub's location was a fortuitous one.

I do think that you run out of energy when the 'finishing post' comes into view somewhat, it's a psychological thing, I reckon.

A bit like going for a simultaneous orgasm, one of you hanging on 'til your partner is ready too. You think you can't, you're sure you're going to tip over the edge, just five more seconds, five more....

 

[numeniusa]

Sending many hugs and much love to my sweet Numi...

Much love to you, too, BC. I know you're going through a lot of change and upheaval just now, but I know you'll get through it, and come out the other side with your light shining as brightly as ever.